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theyre cutting my medicare but as long as they use that money to destroy the country im cool with it i guess
July 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
as a lifelong republican ive learned to be okay with voting against my best interest as long as it harms others
July 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
harry potter and the unplanned illegitimate child
July 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
indiana jones orders a full STD panel
July 3, 2025 at 7:05 AM
gonna start dining and dashimg as a bit
July 3, 2025 at 7:03 AM
silicon valley you do not deserve to ecist suck my dick
July 3, 2025 at 7:01 AM
STOP casting sexy people in movies

FIRE all thehot poeple you know

we MUST BALANCE THE SCALES OF PRETTY PRIVILEGE
July 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM
shut the fuck up larry
July 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
real man takes his pizza up the nose
July 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
gonna get drunk and go bowling onnthe highway
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 AM
actors are such pussies why dony theybjust really do that stuff instead of pretending
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 AM
._\\\\\\i636363727337!!!!!!!!!!
July 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
they used to call me “bunny” but now they’re all dead
July 3, 2025 at 6:56 AM
i dont skateboard anymore im fucking old shut the fuck up
July 3, 2025 at 6:56 AM
im hungry as shit dude might piss on the floor
July 3, 2025 at 6:56 AM
eating tons of raw onion so my sweat is super pungent
July 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
was watching that tomb raider on tv and ykow what angelina jolie lets evade taxes together
July 3, 2025 at 6:54 AM
salted caramel condoms
July 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
my wife likes to eat jell-o but that shit tastes like cum
July 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
need a hormy granny with a cakey ass
July 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
ghostface gives crazy head ngl
July 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
i wear my toga for ping pong and i wear just a loincloth for racquetball
July 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
tools for breakfast?

NO!!!! it’s:
spaghetti and nails
July 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
spaghetti and nails
July 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
i put my hollywood star into a woodchipper because my nephew told me that stars are woke
July 3, 2025 at 6:49 AM