not much, just listening to some S Club 7
January 24, 2026 at 11:42 AM
not much, just listening to some S Club 7
PSA: theyre called Sounds
January 24, 2026 at 11:23 AM
PSA: theyre called Sounds
i cannot WAIT to get a grip
January 24, 2026 at 11:22 AM
i cannot WAIT to get a grip
self lobotomizing again on live later if anyone wants to tune in
January 24, 2026 at 11:12 AM
self lobotomizing again on live later if anyone wants to tune in
the trick to fishing is standing at the correct angle, most nerds think standing upright with suffice but the real kingfishers know to stand slightly to one side for a better end result, they call this the Pisa Stance because the technique originated in italy
January 24, 2026 at 11:11 AM
the trick to fishing is standing at the correct angle, most nerds think standing upright with suffice but the real kingfishers know to stand slightly to one side for a better end result, they call this the Pisa Stance because the technique originated in italy
tabletop role playing games may have saved my marriage and simultaneously destroyed my credibility with the BBB
January 24, 2026 at 11:08 AM
tabletop role playing games may have saved my marriage and simultaneously destroyed my credibility with the BBB
my lungs have filled up with the special breathing liquid and i’m now ready for the most metal thing im ever going to do in my life: build a lego self portrait in under 30 mins while underwater
January 24, 2026 at 11:07 AM
my lungs have filled up with the special breathing liquid and i’m now ready for the most metal thing im ever going to do in my life: build a lego self portrait in under 30 mins while underwater
stop asking me to recommend eggs
January 24, 2026 at 10:52 AM
stop asking me to recommend eggs
there are some secrets that only the trees know, for everything else, there’s Revenge®
January 24, 2026 at 10:52 AM
there are some secrets that only the trees know, for everything else, there’s Revenge®
never look a gif horse in the mouth, if you want to live
January 24, 2026 at 10:50 AM
never look a gif horse in the mouth, if you want to live
tried to melt every crayon in my house into one giant supercrayon but things have gotten away from me
January 24, 2026 at 10:49 AM
tried to melt every crayon in my house into one giant supercrayon but things have gotten away from me
stop animating my peanut butter
January 24, 2026 at 10:13 AM
stop animating my peanut butter
stitching together a handful of hot pockets to make a quilt that i can eat
January 24, 2026 at 10:11 AM
stitching together a handful of hot pockets to make a quilt that i can eat
the government has finally agreed to stop commandeering my balls
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 AM
the government has finally agreed to stop commandeering my balls
unfortunately for cliffs, cliff diving is on life support
January 24, 2026 at 9:41 AM
unfortunately for cliffs, cliff diving is on life support
there’s more cliff diving equipment in the world than cliffs and there’s nothing the united conglomerate of network television personalities can do to quell this out of control ratio
January 24, 2026 at 9:40 AM
there’s more cliff diving equipment in the world than cliffs and there’s nothing the united conglomerate of network television personalities can do to quell this out of control ratio
people keep asking me about my technique, well, i’m doing this new workout routine where i pretend to get punched in the stomach and fall to the ground reeling in pain - gets a lot of attention at the gym
January 24, 2026 at 9:38 AM
people keep asking me about my technique, well, i’m doing this new workout routine where i pretend to get punched in the stomach and fall to the ground reeling in pain - gets a lot of attention at the gym
asked 25 of the smartest “ai” chatbots available ‘what does GPT stand for?’ and 100% of them incorrectly provided the acronym “F.acing C.riminal C.harges”
January 24, 2026 at 9:37 AM
asked 25 of the smartest “ai” chatbots available ‘what does GPT stand for?’ and 100% of them incorrectly provided the acronym “F.acing C.riminal C.harges”
theyre cutting my medicare but as long as they use that money to destroy the country im cool with it i guess
July 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
theyre cutting my medicare but as long as they use that money to destroy the country im cool with it i guess
as a lifelong republican ive learned to be okay with voting against my best interest as long as it harms others
July 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
as a lifelong republican ive learned to be okay with voting against my best interest as long as it harms others
harry potter and the unplanned illegitimate child
July 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
harry potter and the unplanned illegitimate child
indiana jones orders a full STD panel
July 3, 2025 at 7:05 AM
indiana jones orders a full STD panel
gonna start dining and dashimg as a bit
July 3, 2025 at 7:03 AM
gonna start dining and dashimg as a bit
silicon valley you do not deserve to ecist suck my dick
July 3, 2025 at 7:01 AM
silicon valley you do not deserve to ecist suck my dick
STOP casting sexy people in movies
FIRE all thehot poeple you know
we MUST BALANCE THE SCALES OF PRETTY PRIVILEGE
FIRE all thehot poeple you know
we MUST BALANCE THE SCALES OF PRETTY PRIVILEGE
July 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM
STOP casting sexy people in movies
FIRE all thehot poeple you know
we MUST BALANCE THE SCALES OF PRETTY PRIVILEGE
FIRE all thehot poeple you know
we MUST BALANCE THE SCALES OF PRETTY PRIVILEGE