Inspector Morose
inspector-m0r0s3.bsky.social
Inspector Morose
@inspector-m0r0s3.bsky.social
Came from Twitter (the everything App). 29 plus years in UK policing (still counting). Done loads, caught rapists, murderers and burglars. Like a real-life Sam Vimes, without a past drink problem. Now flying a desk but still get out and do a bit.
Workday #84 of 2025.

‘Policing Protest’ - or - enabling and facilitating an exercise in impotent futility.

0 lives saved. 0 minds changed. Negligible impact.

But - I’d rather live in a society that allows such freedom of expression than not.
June 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Workday #71 of 2025 - Saturday morning. More admin - host a meeting - try and find a digi-dog. Most important job - demolish this enormous breakfast bun.
May 24, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Annual leave.
May 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
From The Times - today.

This is what a properly funded police force looks like. If you’ve ever been on, or managed a large outdoor scene - this would be a godsend. Toilet, sink, seating, a table - even a basic kitchen.
February 8, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Mrs Schofield.

They don’t make women (or men) like that any more.

The price of imported materials has gone up.
February 2, 2025 at 10:48 AM
At work yesterday.

I was on fire.

Metaphorically.

Not literally. That would have been bad.
January 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Cummings. This guy?
January 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Workday #6 of 2025.

Large sporting event. Briefing done. Packed lunch collected. I’m in this purely for the food.
January 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I miss them too.

They never write back.
January 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Ernst Stavro Musk.

Bond villain.
January 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’m in that London.
January 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Here’s a lovely cloud inversion over the Pennines … above - lovely - below - gray and miserable.
December 28, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Crafty pint & the current @privateeyenews.bsky.social issue.

Travelling in (informed) style.
December 24, 2024 at 11:07 AM
Glasgow Central? That’s a name I’ve not heard for a very long time …

A more wretched hive of scum and villainy … naw - it’s nae that bad.
December 24, 2024 at 9:26 AM