Inspector Morose
inspector-m0r0s3.bsky.social
Inspector Morose
@inspector-m0r0s3.bsky.social
Came from Twitter (the everything App). 29 plus years in UK policing (still counting). Done loads, caught rapists, murderers and burglars. Like a real-life Sam Vimes, without a past drink problem. Now flying a desk but still get out and do a bit.
Workday #131 of 2025.

Wednesday. CPD - a Frankenstein course of bits stitched together. POPS.

IYKYK.
October 2, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Workday #130 of 2025.

Tuesday early - office cover. A copy and paste day of the day before.
October 2, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Workday #129 of 2025.

Monday early - office cover. Jumping all over a weekends worth of emails & admin.
October 2, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Holy crap.

The Panorama expose on Charing Cross is appalling.

The Met PSD will be busy.

To say the culture there is problematic is an understatement.
October 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Workday #128 of 2025.

Assessments. Recruit interviews.

Should there be more help available to pass an interview? Are there resources on YouTube?

A number of candidates seem to struggle with expressing an example in depth & detail.
September 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Workday #127 of 2025.

Wednesday. Assessment day. Turned into a WFH day. Recovery from 0200 finish and 0700 start.

Felt part zombie.
September 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Workday #126 of 2025.

Supplemental. On call rota bit me. Big drive - 3.5 hrs of work - big drive home. Early hours finish.

Bugger.
September 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Workday #126 of 2025.

Tuesday. Pre retirement course. Second one. Different provider. Feel much happier about the whole idea. Some myths busted. Some useful insight obtained. I’ll go when I’m ready, and not before.
September 25, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Workday #125 of 2025.

Monday. In office, catching up with admin. Not really a great deal going on. So some hours owed were gratefully received off my allowance and an early finish was had.
September 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Workday #124 of 2025.

Training delivery … in reality a Q&A with senior officers. Went well - with a wee bit of follow up work required.
September 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Workday #123 continued. Mad scramble into city. Then nothing. Then move to meet large group off a tram. Then fell over a fence. Scuffed knee. Thankfully no mockery and a look of genuine concern from one of them. A long evening with much toing and froing.

Got my steps in though.
September 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Workday #123 of 2025. Big sports thing. Walk up done. Some shenanigans. Kick off not til 2000. Will they all get in to see the match?
September 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Workday #122 of 2025 - today - another late shift. Big sporting event tomorrow. Tomorrow’s deployment is a challenging one. Weather may be on our side. (Checks forecast).

Nah. Oh well.
September 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Workday #121 of 2025. (Yesterday)

A bit of an identikit day. In, take handover, admin, plenty going on - aftermath of big job the day before - team come in for nights - opportunity for a briefing with them. Some more work falls out of that … trying to get volunteers for some unpopular training.
September 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Workday #120 of 2025. (Today). Late shift and office cover. Despite the weather - it’s busy out there.
September 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Workday #119 of 2025. (Sunday). Should have been a day off but shadowing in a public order role. Not much happened so not much learning.
September 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Workday #118 of 2025. (Friday). Day shift and office cover. Largely up to date with workload. New stuff to crack on with shortly.
September 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Workday #117 of 2025. (Thursday). Day shift and office cover. Less to do than the day before but still busy.
September 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Workday #116 of 2025. (Wednesday). Day shift and office cover. And also training delivery. Think it went OK … light touch and largely unnecessary.
September 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Workday #115 of 2025.

Back up to date. Checked yesterday’s work; integrated the best bits of a national document and now sent for checking. May well need a re-write after. Started an Equality Impact Assessment. Because we do that now. The TL:DR is it doesn’t impact at all. Not to any degree.
September 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Workday #114 (late entry).

6/9. Early shift. Admin day and tapping away doing a big re-write. Looks fine. Will ask my SMEs to have a read.
September 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Workday #113 (late entry).

5/9 - early shift and no cover. Cleared the 80 odd emails accrued this week and have a detailed plan to rewrite an outdated policy document. Why? Because if shit goes wrong, it’s the second place they’ll look.
September 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Workday #112 (late entry).

4/9 - lates cover - also more WFH on RDs this week. Bookings are in though, so at least there’s a record.
September 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Workday #111 (late entry).

31/8 - lates cover - Sunday at work. Generally left alone. Have a plan to finish some project work.
September 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Workday #110 (late entry).

30/8 - lates cover again. Already spent quite a bit of my RDs this week doing WFH and dialling in to meetings. At least weekends are Q.
September 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM