Mark Carney elbow position update

I've lost the ability to reliably pronounce intifada because of that one fearmongering dipshit who pronounced it "infantada" while warning about Zohran Mamdani's nefarious plan to globalize it. It enters my brain like some sort of malware that just rolls off the tongue

I should be doing my homework right now but I just found out the assignment is worth 2% of my grade and that makes me want to play the sims instead

terrified to feel optimistic about anything but god, Zohran really is so good

I heard about COVID when it was just a small outbreak in Wuhan. Doctors said it was worrying, so I kept an open tab on the worldometers page and watched the numbers tick up, up, up.

I've had a very similar feeling watching the global resurgance of the far right.

The NYC mayoral debate went well. I worried the candidates would dogpile #Zohran, but Cuomo is so detestable that he served as a lightning rod.

When asked about their personal regrets Cuomo said he had none, and like half the other candidates answered "I regret that Andrew Cuomo killed my dog".

My cucumber salad was a little too salty so I made rice and splashed it with some white wine vinegar because acid helps mellow out salt. It's both warm and no longer a salad but what it is is very tasty.

This #pridemonth I will use twitter for all my gay porn needs because its what would make Elon Musk most angry

Cooking is easy. I only sliced my fingers thrice and now I have some cucumber salad

I hate dating apps that only allow you to self-identify as liberal, conservative, or other. I am "other" and that means anything from "Maybe the free market isn't god" to "Hitler was right".

Election results be like

I attended a Carney rally today and it left a sour taste in my mouth. I'm reminded of why I'm his most begrudging supporter.