inner_panda
@inn3rpanda.bsky.social
Editor, panda, gaming enthusiast, raconteur, much-sought-after houseguest <3
cricket, human, we’ll all be breathing industrial bog gas anyway.
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 AM
cricket, human, we’ll all be breathing industrial bog gas anyway.
“feudalism will make you all rich, actually.”
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 AM
“feudalism will make you all rich, actually.”
it’s great that future generations, listening to whatever their version of podcasts are, will be laughing at us
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
it’s great that future generations, listening to whatever their version of podcasts are, will be laughing at us
the entirety of our economy is buttressed by scams. I’m sure everything will be fine :/
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
the entirety of our economy is buttressed by scams. I’m sure everything will be fine :/
so much of this stuff collapses into negativity liberty. tell me philosophy is a waste of time!
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
so much of this stuff collapses into negativity liberty. tell me philosophy is a waste of time!
these foooking rubes will only understand money’s value depends on being able to breathe when they’re choking on a planet made of ash
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
these foooking rubes will only understand money’s value depends on being able to breathe when they’re choking on a planet made of ash
don’t make me bust out my derivations
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
don’t make me bust out my derivations
yes. all romulans. It’s time
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
yes. all romulans. It’s time
at least there’s a blue crustacean there to keep everyone safe <3
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
at least there’s a blue crustacean there to keep everyone safe <3
line go up, human contentedness goes down. symmetry
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
line go up, human contentedness goes down. symmetry
you may be trapped in a snow globe simulacrum
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
you may be trapped in a snow globe simulacrum
“now quick, let’s go to a second location.”
November 19, 2025 at 8:06 AM
“now quick, let’s go to a second location.”
real “try smiling more” shit. Yeeeeesh
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
real “try smiling more” shit. Yeeeeesh
breaking bad style heist, but for pancakes
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
breaking bad style heist, but for pancakes
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today's effort is a fat pigeon
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
today's effort is a fat pigeon
it’s the jestons but everything is worse, and the concept of the robot maid is boiling the earth and the stock market simultaneously
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 AM
it’s the jestons but everything is worse, and the concept of the robot maid is boiling the earth and the stock market simultaneously
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Un autre @zachweinersmith.bsky.social pour la route ?
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Un autre @zachweinersmith.bsky.social pour la route ?
a lot can happen between bouts of cottage cheese and pineapple vomits in potted plants
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
a lot can happen between bouts of cottage cheese and pineapple vomits in potted plants
yes, Eddie lived to be 62 and licked Fraiser’s aghast face every single day
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 AM
yes, Eddie lived to be 62 and licked Fraiser’s aghast face every single day
Fraiser, the sole survivor, horribly mangled and mute, suffers the indignity of living with his father and small dog for several decades
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Fraiser, the sole survivor, horribly mangled and mute, suffers the indignity of living with his father and small dog for several decades
first you need to embrace your past to reveal and accept your pain. then you need to strip down to a tank top and snap some cyborg necks
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
first you need to embrace your past to reveal and accept your pain. then you need to strip down to a tank top and snap some cyborg necks
“listen Justin, tacos and human labor overruns are a nightmare. the pico, the black mold in the break room, parking lot paint. it adds up!”
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
“listen Justin, tacos and human labor overruns are a nightmare. the pico, the black mold in the break room, parking lot paint. it adds up!”