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inner_panda
@inn3rpanda.bsky.social
Editor, panda, gaming enthusiast, raconteur, much-sought-after houseguest <3
the only bright spot of the economy imploding will be supposed geniuses with infinite egg plastered across their smug faces
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
freddy was such a mensch. imperfect, to be sure, but zero ego or haughtiness. one of the few males to almost escape the period’s absolute disdain for women
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
lmao. the chyron!
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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for sale: cybertruck, never cool
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
for sale: cybertruck, never cool
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
you don’t need mental health meds when you’re belting whisky at 10:30am from your office bar
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
cricket, human, we’ll all be breathing industrial bog gas anyway.
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 AM
“feudalism will make you all rich, actually.”
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 AM
it’s great that future generations, listening to whatever their version of podcasts are, will be laughing at us
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
the entirety of our economy is buttressed by scams. I’m sure everything will be fine :/
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
so much of this stuff collapses into negativity liberty. tell me philosophy is a waste of time!
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
these foooking rubes will only understand money’s value depends on being able to breathe when they’re choking on a planet made of ash
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
don’t make me bust out my derivations
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
yes. all romulans. It’s time
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
at least there’s a blue crustacean there to keep everyone safe <3
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
line go up, human contentedness goes down. symmetry
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
you may be trapped in a snow globe simulacrum
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
“now quick, let’s go to a second location.”
November 19, 2025 at 8:06 AM
real “try smiling more” shit. Yeeeeesh
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
breaking bad style heist, but for pancakes
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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today's effort is a fat pigeon
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
it’s the jestons but everything is worse, and the concept of the robot maid is boiling the earth and the stock market simultaneously
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Un autre @zachweinersmith.bsky.social pour la route ?
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM