@inkwytch.bsky.social
✦ Professional overthinker with terrible life balance. Occasionally teaches things, frequently questions reality. Runs on caffeine and mild chaos. Will judge your design choices from across the room.
A poem for my husband after I promised I’d do the dishes: I was busy grappling with the tension between functional design and aesthetic philosophy, sorry the forks are still crusty. Hmm might need some work #poetry
June 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
A poem for my husband after I promised I’d do the dishes: I was busy grappling with the tension between functional design and aesthetic philosophy, sorry the forks are still crusty. Hmm might need some work #poetry
It was requested that I empty the fruit bowl and place it next to me on the couch so Ted 🐈⬛ could sit in it, but still be beside me. #catdemands
June 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It was requested that I empty the fruit bowl and place it next to me on the couch so Ted 🐈⬛ could sit in it, but still be beside me. #catdemands
I just named my ChatGPT. Please send help.
May 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I just named my ChatGPT. Please send help.
May 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Not gonna lie. Chat just called me a carbon-based legend 😇
April 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Not gonna lie. Chat just called me a carbon-based legend 😇
@thestar.com Can you please set up a webpage for these letters from our American neighbours? Not gonna like, the 25 I read made me a little teary-eyed and I’d love to keep reading more, especially after insane news days…
April 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
@thestar.com Can you please set up a webpage for these letters from our American neighbours? Not gonna like, the 25 I read made me a little teary-eyed and I’d love to keep reading more, especially after insane news days…
PSA: If you see someone getting into a frigid body of DON’T TRY TO TALK TO THAT PERSON. They’re cold-plunging which means they’re likely insane so why bother with a conversation & they’re busy questioning life choices & literally fighting for their survival and so incapable of conversation.
April 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
PSA: If you see someone getting into a frigid body of DON’T TRY TO TALK TO THAT PERSON. They’re cold-plunging which means they’re likely insane so why bother with a conversation & they’re busy questioning life choices & literally fighting for their survival and so incapable of conversation.
Thoughts on spending $260 USD on (used) books in this economy when I’m Canadian and this is more like $100000000 to me?
April 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Thoughts on spending $260 USD on (used) books in this economy when I’m Canadian and this is more like $100000000 to me?
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Lyndon Johnson: can't wait to be president
Fidel Castro: te encantará
Jeffery Goldberg: UNSUBSCRIBE
Sam Giancana: my boys have lined up a patsy
John Foster Dulles: I'll let our men know
Jeffery Goldberg: UNSUBSCRIBE
Richard Nixon: anyone else have gay thoughts?
Jeffery Goldberg: HOW TO UNSUBSCRIBE
Fidel Castro: te encantará
Jeffery Goldberg: UNSUBSCRIBE
Sam Giancana: my boys have lined up a patsy
John Foster Dulles: I'll let our men know
Jeffery Goldberg: UNSUBSCRIBE
Richard Nixon: anyone else have gay thoughts?
Jeffery Goldberg: HOW TO UNSUBSCRIBE
March 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Lyndon Johnson: can't wait to be president
Fidel Castro: te encantará
Jeffery Goldberg: UNSUBSCRIBE
Sam Giancana: my boys have lined up a patsy
John Foster Dulles: I'll let our men know
Jeffery Goldberg: UNSUBSCRIBE
Richard Nixon: anyone else have gay thoughts?
Jeffery Goldberg: HOW TO UNSUBSCRIBE
Fidel Castro: te encantará
Jeffery Goldberg: UNSUBSCRIBE
Sam Giancana: my boys have lined up a patsy
John Foster Dulles: I'll let our men know
Jeffery Goldberg: UNSUBSCRIBE
Richard Nixon: anyone else have gay thoughts?
Jeffery Goldberg: HOW TO UNSUBSCRIBE
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Just sitting here watching all the time zones ring in the new year to check if they burst into flames.
So far so good.
Good morning.
So far so good.
Good morning.
December 31, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Just sitting here watching all the time zones ring in the new year to check if they burst into flames.
So far so good.
Good morning.
So far so good.
Good morning.
❄️Christmas Wishlist❄️
•$5,000,000 tax free
• Comprehensive dental plan
•The souls of all who have displeased me this year
•Socks that stay up in my boots
•The souls of sock designers
•A kitten 🐱
•bed sheets that are perpetually washed and ironed with a perfectly fluffed duvet
#merrychristmas
•$5,000,000 tax free
• Comprehensive dental plan
•The souls of all who have displeased me this year
•Socks that stay up in my boots
•The souls of sock designers
•A kitten 🐱
•bed sheets that are perpetually washed and ironed with a perfectly fluffed duvet
#merrychristmas
December 25, 2024 at 2:21 PM
❄️Christmas Wishlist❄️
•$5,000,000 tax free
• Comprehensive dental plan
•The souls of all who have displeased me this year
•Socks that stay up in my boots
•The souls of sock designers
•A kitten 🐱
•bed sheets that are perpetually washed and ironed with a perfectly fluffed duvet
#merrychristmas
•$5,000,000 tax free
• Comprehensive dental plan
•The souls of all who have displeased me this year
•Socks that stay up in my boots
•The souls of sock designers
•A kitten 🐱
•bed sheets that are perpetually washed and ironed with a perfectly fluffed duvet
#merrychristmas
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I was teaching communication theory last term and had a student ask, “So can I believe anything people say on the internet?” The answer being yes, of course, but do your own research and develop critical thinking skills!
#digitaljustice #truthmatters #stopthesmear
I was teaching communication theory last term and had a student ask, “So can I believe anything people say on the internet?” The answer being yes, of course, but do your own research and develop critical thinking skills!
#digitaljustice #truthmatters #stopthesmear
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December 24, 2024 at 2:40 PM
drive.google.com/file/d/1L_Ks...
I was teaching communication theory last term and had a student ask, “So can I believe anything people say on the internet?” The answer being yes, of course, but do your own research and develop critical thinking skills!
#digitaljustice #truthmatters #stopthesmear
I was teaching communication theory last term and had a student ask, “So can I believe anything people say on the internet?” The answer being yes, of course, but do your own research and develop critical thinking skills!
#digitaljustice #truthmatters #stopthesmear
December 17, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Me: writes entire paper without tracking references
Also me: spends 3 hours frantically hunting down that one article I vaguely remember because it had 'trust' in the title.
Will I learn my lesson? Absolutely not. #AcademicLife #CitationChaos
Also me: spends 3 hours frantically hunting down that one article I vaguely remember because it had 'trust' in the title.
Will I learn my lesson? Absolutely not. #AcademicLife #CitationChaos
December 16, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Me: writes entire paper without tracking references
Also me: spends 3 hours frantically hunting down that one article I vaguely remember because it had 'trust' in the title.
Will I learn my lesson? Absolutely not. #AcademicLife #CitationChaos
Also me: spends 3 hours frantically hunting down that one article I vaguely remember because it had 'trust' in the title.
Will I learn my lesson? Absolutely not. #AcademicLife #CitationChaos
Sorry it took me five days to reply to your text. I, myself, am understaffed at the moment.
December 16, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Sorry it took me five days to reply to your text. I, myself, am understaffed at the moment.
Drowning in marking, grants, and deadlines while students, colleagues, and clients act like I’m an on-demand miracle worker. PSA: polite reminders = good. Complaints to my inbox or boss = not so festive. Bribes of coffee and patience welcome. Solidarity to all in the chaos!
December 13, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Drowning in marking, grants, and deadlines while students, colleagues, and clients act like I’m an on-demand miracle worker. PSA: polite reminders = good. Complaints to my inbox or boss = not so festive. Bribes of coffee and patience welcome. Solidarity to all in the chaos!
What magic is this?? I’m basically up-to-date with my marking
a close up of a woman 's face with a netflix logo in the corner .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a netflix logo in the corner .
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December 10, 2024 at 10:52 PM
What magic is this?? I’m basically up-to-date with my marking
Those who like my posts are happier, more intelligent, and better-looking than those who don’t according to a study I just made up. #postgrad
December 10, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Those who like my posts are happier, more intelligent, and better-looking than those who don’t according to a study I just made up. #postgrad
Like any good student I have procrastinated on doing homework. I need to do a survey for my #masters degree and I’ve left myself a week to convince people to do it. Would bribing be considered unethical in this situation??
#mastersdegree #ethics #procrastination
#mastersdegree #ethics #procrastination
December 9, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Like any good student I have procrastinated on doing homework. I need to do a survey for my #masters degree and I’ve left myself a week to convince people to do it. Would bribing be considered unethical in this situation??
#mastersdegree #ethics #procrastination
#mastersdegree #ethics #procrastination
It’s 2 PM. My dog just clocked out of fetch for her midday nap. Meanwhile, I’m buried in student marking. She’s living her best life while I’m over here breaking my own soul’s labour laws. (NOT thinking about my undelivered driver’s license or health card at all 😒 obviously) #strike #canadapost
December 8, 2024 at 5:59 PM
It’s 2 PM. My dog just clocked out of fetch for her midday nap. Meanwhile, I’m buried in student marking. She’s living her best life while I’m over here breaking my own soul’s labour laws. (NOT thinking about my undelivered driver’s license or health card at all 😒 obviously) #strike #canadapost
Maybe this should inspire next year’s rude Christmas card??
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.
Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
December 7, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Maybe this should inspire next year’s rude Christmas card??