Fuck you 2025.
Fuck you 2025.
"This isn't mean girls"?
I mean, it pretty much is at this point. And you're probably Gretchen.
"This isn't mean girls"?
I mean, it pretty much is at this point. And you're probably Gretchen.
-long walks with the dog
-talking to friends
-weekly therapy
-aggressively chopping food
-going to an art museum
-massages
-planning trips to Japan
-unlimited "aughhhhh" noises in my apartment
-imagining my enemies being tortured to death
-egg tarts
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And the rest of me is like: exactly what you thought would happen...
And the rest of me is like: exactly what you thought would happen...
Me, who has had this condition my whole life and knows better: No ma'am, you based it off of one medication on my list after you looked at my chart in the hall 5 minutes before walking in the exam room.
Me, who has had this condition my whole life and knows better: No ma'am, you based it off of one medication on my list after you looked at my chart in the hall 5 minutes before walking in the exam room.
I hope his love of reading stays with him always.
💜 📚 💜
I hope his love of reading stays with him always.
💜 📚 💜
Ready for 2024 to just end.
Ready for 2024 to just end.
It was my birthday yesterday and I'm not usually bothered by getting older but I wonder if it is adding a bonus layer on the above stuff.
It was my birthday yesterday and I'm not usually bothered by getting older but I wonder if it is adding a bonus layer on the above stuff.
Giant meteor for 2028.
Giant meteor for 2028.
Trump's biggest-ever margin of victory means there was no One Weird Trick that would've swung the race.
He went mask-off, ran the worst campaign in modern history, and the American people chose it.
My post-election take:
Trump's biggest-ever margin of victory means there was no One Weird Trick that would've swung the race.
He went mask-off, ran the worst campaign in modern history, and the American people chose it.
My post-election take: