MARS
@inifitejestermars.bsky.social
Jester of the court. Pleasure to have in class. Joy seeker and curious creature.
I don't want them to want me, I want me to want me.
January 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I don't want them to want me, I want me to want me.
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The guy who first dressed as Portland Frog, a major symbol of our protest and then other national protests, has been arrested while peacefully protesting. Prints of this painting by Simran Gleason are being sold to support his defense. www.simrangleason.com/prints/p/por... #pdx #protest
January 10, 2026 at 8:46 PM
The guy who first dressed as Portland Frog, a major symbol of our protest and then other national protests, has been arrested while peacefully protesting. Prints of this painting by Simran Gleason are being sold to support his defense. www.simrangleason.com/prints/p/por... #pdx #protest
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me: everything is not fair. stuff sucks
certain people: lol welcome to the real world
me: I REJECT YOU. I REJECT YOUR "REAL WORLD." THERE IS STILL HOPE AND GOODNESS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. I HATE YOU GET BENT YOU SUCK AND YOU'RE WRONG AND ACTUALLY? YOU'RE THE PROBLEM. MOTHERFUCKER. CRAWL IN A HOLE
certain people: lol welcome to the real world
me: I REJECT YOU. I REJECT YOUR "REAL WORLD." THERE IS STILL HOPE AND GOODNESS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. I HATE YOU GET BENT YOU SUCK AND YOU'RE WRONG AND ACTUALLY? YOU'RE THE PROBLEM. MOTHERFUCKER. CRAWL IN A HOLE
January 11, 2026 at 3:29 AM
me: everything is not fair. stuff sucks
certain people: lol welcome to the real world
me: I REJECT YOU. I REJECT YOUR "REAL WORLD." THERE IS STILL HOPE AND GOODNESS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. I HATE YOU GET BENT YOU SUCK AND YOU'RE WRONG AND ACTUALLY? YOU'RE THE PROBLEM. MOTHERFUCKER. CRAWL IN A HOLE
certain people: lol welcome to the real world
me: I REJECT YOU. I REJECT YOUR "REAL WORLD." THERE IS STILL HOPE AND GOODNESS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. I HATE YOU GET BENT YOU SUCK AND YOU'RE WRONG AND ACTUALLY? YOU'RE THE PROBLEM. MOTHERFUCKER. CRAWL IN A HOLE
Excited for midnight
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Excited for midnight
*walking out of the bathroom*
What hath entered this body was once beautiful in its own right. The bowels hath no mercy , for the horrors that followed that path are cosmic and vile.
What hath entered this body was once beautiful in its own right. The bowels hath no mercy , for the horrors that followed that path are cosmic and vile.
December 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
*walking out of the bathroom*
What hath entered this body was once beautiful in its own right. The bowels hath no mercy , for the horrors that followed that path are cosmic and vile.
What hath entered this body was once beautiful in its own right. The bowels hath no mercy , for the horrors that followed that path are cosmic and vile.
FRANK Reynolds would have fracked Mount Doom.
December 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
FRANK Reynolds would have fracked Mount Doom.
Never follow a man with a death wish, you'll be collateral to his stupidity.
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Never follow a man with a death wish, you'll be collateral to his stupidity.
Young George W Bush looked like Ted Bundy
December 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Young George W Bush looked like Ted Bundy
"I can be trusted with a harmonica." (They lied.)
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"I can be trusted with a harmonica." (They lied.)
Watching Breaking Bad for the first time and omg Walter White is insanely stupid. Like, wow. He may be good at chemistry but he's 💯💯💯 a total fucking idiot.
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Watching Breaking Bad for the first time and omg Walter White is insanely stupid. Like, wow. He may be good at chemistry but he's 💯💯💯 a total fucking idiot.
I may look like a gamer, but inside, I am transcending.
December 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I may look like a gamer, but inside, I am transcending.
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There are way too many people in the world that have not heard 'fuck off' enough.
December 6, 2025 at 6:14 AM
There are way too many people in the world that have not heard 'fuck off' enough.
I thought ACAB meant "assigned cop at birth"
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I thought ACAB meant "assigned cop at birth"
If you hold down B while your horse is evolving you can keep it as a pony. Same with chickens.
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
If you hold down B while your horse is evolving you can keep it as a pony. Same with chickens.
They call me Double F, cause I'm "Faggy" and "Feral".
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
They call me Double F, cause I'm "Faggy" and "Feral".
We don't talk about Eomer taking down TWO OLIPHANTS in ONE ShOT enough
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
We don't talk about Eomer taking down TWO OLIPHANTS in ONE ShOT enough
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
Spiders are the OGs of meal prep
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Spiders are the OGs of meal prep
Bustin' like Grond at the Gates of Gondor
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Bustin' like Grond at the Gates of Gondor
My partner: Gandalf would slide for the hobbits
Me: I love those lil guys I would slide for the hobbits
Me: I love those lil guys I would slide for the hobbits
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My partner: Gandalf would slide for the hobbits
Me: I love those lil guys I would slide for the hobbits
Me: I love those lil guys I would slide for the hobbits
The Ops will not stand me sliding for Gondor
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The Ops will not stand me sliding for Gondor
You will live to see these days renewed, and no more despair.
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
You will live to see these days renewed, and no more despair.
Social hierarchy is a scam and anyone buying into it is a fool.
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Social hierarchy is a scam and anyone buying into it is a fool.
Calling it now: Labubu Nativity scenes
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Calling it now: Labubu Nativity scenes