Yeah, it was pretty early on, but I can't say I blame you for feeling weird about it especially given just how far off the rails he ended up going.

No, no, you're completely right, it is weird. My guess is there was some sort of bidding war behind the scenes and Popeye's won.

My first guess is some teen who doesn't want to risk letting their folks know by asking for money to buy it or something similar

That's why he's so elusive, he's in hiding

It takes a long while in comic terms for her to really come into her own.

It seems to change mid comic. I think it's safe to assume one twin smooch-scaled him in order to escape through the top of the panel before the other twin came in to pick up where she left off.

My work is calling it indigenous people's heritage day

I actually can't think of a "worse" all the options I can think of are more of a "shifting the turd to a different pocket" rather than being straight up worse.

I can't really forgive bad engineering (especially when safety is on the line) but somehow the fact that they're very tacky makes it all so much worse.

He got pissed off at Jimmy Carter for getting all that attention when he died. His skin is so thin I'm not really sure it even qualifies as such anymore.

Happy birthday!

Honestly sounds more like Life on the Farm than monopoly