@inhiding98.bsky.social
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Tr*mp started his career in the public eye by pretending to fire people from fake jobs. Now he’s worked his way up to being in charge of an administration that has murdered* at least 86 people. What do you think is next?
*It’s not a war crime, since we’re not at war. It’s just murder.
*It’s not a war crime, since we’re not at war. It’s just murder.
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Tr*mp started his career in the public eye by pretending to fire people from fake jobs. Now he’s worked his way up to being in charge of an administration that has murdered* at least 86 people. What do you think is next?
*It’s not a war crime, since we’re not at war. It’s just murder.
*It’s not a war crime, since we’re not at war. It’s just murder.
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Trey Parker and Matt Stone may be the only two billionaires left with the spine to stand up to the president.
J.D. Vance Makes his South Park Debut
"Would you like me to apply the baby oil to Satan’s asshole, boss?"
contrarian.substack.com
August 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Trey Parker and Matt Stone may be the only two billionaires left with the spine to stand up to the president.
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And, Mike Pence grows some balls.
April 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
And, Mike Pence grows some balls.
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Waltz said that he refused to use the government’s secure communication system because it lacked even rudimentary emojis like fist, fire, and smiley face.
Waltz Says He Used Signal for War Plans Because it Offered More Emojis
Waltz said the government’s secure communication system lacked even rudimentary emojis like fist, fire, and smiley face.
www.borowitzreport.com
March 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Waltz said that he refused to use the government’s secure communication system because it lacked even rudimentary emojis like fist, fire, and smiley face.
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Only in America could a Ketamine-infused South African oligarch call a navy captain, astronaut and sitting US senator "a traitor" for supporting our allies and standing up to Russia...
March 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Only in America could a Ketamine-infused South African oligarch call a navy captain, astronaut and sitting US senator "a traitor" for supporting our allies and standing up to Russia...
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What's good for the goose...
March 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
What's good for the goose...
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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
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We had Russia on the ropes.
They were crippled by sanctions.
They had made minimal headway into Ukraine.
Putin had to survive a military uprising within his own ranks.
He was down to pleading for conscripts from North Korea.
Then he played his ace in the hole.
Donald Motherfucking Trump.
They were crippled by sanctions.
They had made minimal headway into Ukraine.
Putin had to survive a military uprising within his own ranks.
He was down to pleading for conscripts from North Korea.
Then he played his ace in the hole.
Donald Motherfucking Trump.
March 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We had Russia on the ropes.
They were crippled by sanctions.
They had made minimal headway into Ukraine.
Putin had to survive a military uprising within his own ranks.
He was down to pleading for conscripts from North Korea.
Then he played his ace in the hole.
Donald Motherfucking Trump.
They were crippled by sanctions.
They had made minimal headway into Ukraine.
Putin had to survive a military uprising within his own ranks.
He was down to pleading for conscripts from North Korea.
Then he played his ace in the hole.
Donald Motherfucking Trump.
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A Canadian accent instructor has been turning away thousands of people who are desperate to sound Canadian.
Americans Traveling to Europe Attempt Canadian Accents
A leading Canadafication instructor said that business has been brisk.
www.borowitzreport.com
February 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
A Canadian accent instructor has been turning away thousands of people who are desperate to sound Canadian.
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Federal Worker Spent Entire Week Golfing
February 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Federal Worker Spent Entire Week Golfing
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I would rather give my social security number to an online scammer claiming to be a Nigerian prince than to Elon Musk
February 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I would rather give my social security number to an online scammer claiming to be a Nigerian prince than to Elon Musk
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In this dark hour, we need more of @petebuttigieg.bsky.social
If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
February 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
In this dark hour, we need more of @petebuttigieg.bsky.social
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If you somehow have never seen the legendary Saturday Night Live More Cowbell skit, please take the time to enjoy this as SNL turns 50. @dpounder.bsky.social its just the best. youtu.be/cVsQLlk-T0s?... #SNL50 #SNL
More Cowbell - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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February 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If you somehow have never seen the legendary Saturday Night Live More Cowbell skit, please take the time to enjoy this as SNL turns 50. @dpounder.bsky.social its just the best. youtu.be/cVsQLlk-T0s?... #SNL50 #SNL
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"The United States is in a constitutional crisis"
Agree: 54%
Disagree: 27%
Unsure: 19%
YouGov / Feb 6, 2025 / n=1106
Agree: 54%
Disagree: 27%
Unsure: 19%
YouGov / Feb 6, 2025 / n=1106
February 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"The United States is in a constitutional crisis"
Agree: 54%
Disagree: 27%
Unsure: 19%
YouGov / Feb 6, 2025 / n=1106
Agree: 54%
Disagree: 27%
Unsure: 19%
YouGov / Feb 6, 2025 / n=1106
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Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year.
2022: $0
2021: $0
2020: $0
2019: $0
2018: $0
Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.
2022: $0
2021: $0
2020: $0
2019: $0
2018: $0
Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.
February 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year.
2022: $0
2021: $0
2020: $0
2019: $0
2018: $0
Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.
2022: $0
2021: $0
2020: $0
2019: $0
2018: $0
Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.
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Trust me, bro.
February 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Trust me, bro.
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We need to call out the blatant lie being pushed by the Trump administration—that Elon’s staffers have only “read-only” access. It has been confirmed across departments that they have “administrative” access to computer systems.
February 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
We need to call out the blatant lie being pushed by the Trump administration—that Elon’s staffers have only “read-only” access. It has been confirmed across departments that they have “administrative” access to computer systems.
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Every single one of them deserves PRISON.
February 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Every single one of them deserves PRISON.
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BIG NEWS. I have left the Post. Corporate and billionaire media are failing to meet the moment. With @normeisen.bsky.social I'm launching @contrariannews.bsky.social. We'll have politics but also cooking, humor, film and even pets. Please subscribe and join the fight. contrarian.substack.com
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January 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
BIG NEWS. I have left the Post. Corporate and billionaire media are failing to meet the moment. With @normeisen.bsky.social I'm launching @contrariannews.bsky.social. We'll have politics but also cooking, humor, film and even pets. Please subscribe and join the fight. contrarian.substack.com
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Ah, yes, the legendary Badlands Tweets!
November 20, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Ah, yes, the legendary Badlands Tweets!
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Flashback post.
November 19, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Flashback post.