I'll always be grateful to him for commissioning a review from me for the TCJ website. A commission which I pretty soundly biffed but it was still a great opportunity nonetheless.

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RIP Nakadai Tatsuya

RESPECT MY HEPATOTOXICITAH!

Jesus Christ I just found out this is directed by Edgar "Shaun of the Dead, Baby Driver" Wright. Wondered why he was doing the rounds on Letterboxd and Criterion Closet. Guess he's made the full transition to big paycheck bland studio shit.

Just finished the article between watching sumo bouts and boy are you right about that.

Jog, a true virtuoso of endnote use.

Strange encounters. Initially pickpocket, botched investigation what left me stranded. Obsessive militarist. Reece Shearsmith + Steve Pemberton as teachers in the fantasy section. Tween girl clinging to my back like a cat; her brash loud mother who thinks it's all a great joke, kids will be kids.

some of the soundest advice you can give

Every element of that thumbnail is perfect.