Ingrid Elkner
@ingridelkner.bsky.social
I wrote words that came out of Jamie Foxx & Danny Trejo's mouths. Comedy. Horror. Music maker. Creep-O-Vision host.
🌎 Melbourne, Australia
🌎 Melbourne, Australia
Internet dating is great! It's like thinking you're going to a party but it's actually a brothel and you work there for free.
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Internet dating is great! It's like thinking you're going to a party but it's actually a brothel and you work there for free.
Havin' a sook in the sun.
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Havin' a sook in the sun.
Someone called it Goth Christmas, and I say, go forth and ho ho ho.
November 1, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Someone called it Goth Christmas, and I say, go forth and ho ho ho.
MINDFULNESS FOR ZOMBIES - out now!
youtu.be/trpz4_J_0eo?...
youtu.be/trpz4_J_0eo?...
October 31, 2025 at 6:30 AM
MINDFULNESS FOR ZOMBIES - out now!
youtu.be/trpz4_J_0eo?...
youtu.be/trpz4_J_0eo?...
October 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Sometimes when I say HEY GOOGLE it replies with this
October 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Sometimes when I say HEY GOOGLE it replies with this
Cemetery creep-out 💀
October 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Cemetery creep-out 💀
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula.
October 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula.
Have you ever seen three colours of roses grow out of the same stem?
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Have you ever seen three colours of roses grow out of the same stem?
Either your library books are VERY LATE or this is an underground German rave and you are VERY EARLY. I am bi-spectacle, I see it either way.
October 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Either your library books are VERY LATE or this is an underground German rave and you are VERY EARLY. I am bi-spectacle, I see it either way.
Happy tiny orange spiders month to all who observe
October 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Happy tiny orange spiders month to all who observe
October 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
In 3 hours, a new video will appear.
Some will claim it references Severence.
Others will claim that some claim it references Severence.
Whatever happens next is up to you - but the video has already been edited.
If you want to make your claims about it, hit the 🔔
www.youtube.com/@creepovision
Some will claim it references Severence.
Others will claim that some claim it references Severence.
Whatever happens next is up to you - but the video has already been edited.
If you want to make your claims about it, hit the 🔔
www.youtube.com/@creepovision
October 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
In 3 hours, a new video will appear.
Some will claim it references Severence.
Others will claim that some claim it references Severence.
Whatever happens next is up to you - but the video has already been edited.
If you want to make your claims about it, hit the 🔔
www.youtube.com/@creepovision
Some will claim it references Severence.
Others will claim that some claim it references Severence.
Whatever happens next is up to you - but the video has already been edited.
If you want to make your claims about it, hit the 🔔
www.youtube.com/@creepovision
Apparently stimming is the biggest horror this Halloween
October 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Apparently stimming is the biggest horror this Halloween
I just want someone who looks at me the way Patricia Arquette looks at David Lynch looks at Patricia Arquette Bill Pullman looks at the camera
October 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I just want someone who looks at me the way Patricia Arquette looks at David Lynch looks at Patricia Arquette Bill Pullman looks at the camera
'Tis the season for bone puns
October 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
'Tis the season for bone puns
Fuck Guru in the left ear. All the general freelancing platforms are cooked now.
September 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Fuck Guru in the left ear. All the general freelancing platforms are cooked now.
Happy weekend to Bill Pullman and all attractive Pullmen
September 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Happy weekend to Bill Pullman and all attractive Pullmen
Here are the best guys I've seen recently on dating apps:
September 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Here are the best guys I've seen recently on dating apps:
Ugh, they never have Happy Deathday cards.
August 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Ugh, they never have Happy Deathday cards.
Him: You wanna have a three-way?
Me: Sure. Let's go to my bed.
Me: Sure. Let's go to my bed.
August 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Him: You wanna have a three-way?
Me: Sure. Let's go to my bed.
Me: Sure. Let's go to my bed.
