Kyle Kneecaps
@infinitebluedome.bsky.social
Funeral Apprentice
I 💙 my 2012 Mazda Mazda3 sedan
I 💜 my 1996 Ford Mustang GT convertible
I 💙 my 2012 Mazda Mazda3 sedan
I 💜 my 1996 Ford Mustang GT convertible
PROWL?? LIKE THE TRANSFORMER???!!?
My roommate personally wants to buy Taylor Swift her third jet, he loves her so much. Travis Kelce… watch out! Kyle on the prowl and not like the transformer (it’s not a proper noun that’s why it’s not capitalized but I have to make sure I dispel all chances he can say PROWL? LIKE THE TRANSFORMER?).
December 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
PROWL?? LIKE THE TRANSFORMER???!!?
Drinking from the prep room hose it’s ok it’s clean!
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Drinking from the prep room hose it’s ok it’s clean!
Now that I have two cars they are both broken and I am suffering 👍
Now that I have two cars I need to do every single trend you can do with two cars. I think the first one will be a head-on collision :)
October 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Now that I have two cars they are both broken and I am suffering 👍
Reposted by Kyle Kneecaps
Now that I have two cars I need to do every single trend you can do with two cars. I think the first one will be a head-on collision :)
October 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Now that I have two cars I need to do every single trend you can do with two cars. I think the first one will be a head-on collision :)
Now that I have two cars I need to do every single trend you can do with two cars. I think the first one will be a head-on collision :)
October 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Now that I have two cars I need to do every single trend you can do with two cars. I think the first one will be a head-on collision :)
Why does my best friend want to die in the most difficult way possible doesn’t she know that anything beyond the bathroom means it’s the fire department’s problem?
August 7, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Why does my best friend want to die in the most difficult way possible doesn’t she know that anything beyond the bathroom means it’s the fire department’s problem?
Something something Prowl Transformers send tweet
July 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Something something Prowl Transformers send tweet
I’ve known Puffin for two days but if anything were to happen to her I’d kill everyone in the room and then myself
May 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I’ve known Puffin for two days but if anything were to happen to her I’d kill everyone in the room and then myself
Playing Oingo Boingo in the prep room and my boss walked in. Thought he was gonna say something but he just did a little dance and then left again. Glad he fucks w the Boingo at least…
May 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Playing Oingo Boingo in the prep room and my boss walked in. Thought he was gonna say something but he just did a little dance and then left again. Glad he fucks w the Boingo at least…
Writing fanfiction in my head during a funeral just to feel something
May 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Writing fanfiction in my head during a funeral just to feel something
Shittily “pinstriping” my car. Yes the 13 year old economy sedan with a rust problem.
April 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Shittily “pinstriping” my car. Yes the 13 year old economy sedan with a rust problem.
I’ve been in Cool City for the past two weeks. No idk how I got there haha. You just kinda show up in Cool City and you’re there. Did you know that each day brings a new surprise? I do now. I love being in Cool City.
March 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’ve been in Cool City for the past two weeks. No idk how I got there haha. You just kinda show up in Cool City and you’re there. Did you know that each day brings a new surprise? I do now. I love being in Cool City.
Gay robots send tweet
March 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Gay robots send tweet
They should make a shirt that is impervious to sweat stains
February 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
They should make a shirt that is impervious to sweat stains
You just don’t see a lot of 2012 Mazda Mazda3 itouring with the 2.0 SkyActiv-G engine in Indigo Lights Mica sporting both a tramp stamp and a hood ornament these days :/
February 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
You just don’t see a lot of 2012 Mazda Mazda3 itouring with the 2.0 SkyActiv-G engine in Indigo Lights Mica sporting both a tramp stamp and a hood ornament these days :/
I instantly forget how expensive yarn is once I’m in The Crochet Zone and I fart out another blanket for my dearest friends
February 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I instantly forget how expensive yarn is once I’m in The Crochet Zone and I fart out another blanket for my dearest friends
Caribou turtle mocha can I ever trust you again
February 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Caribou turtle mocha can I ever trust you again
Someone needs to start waggling little pieces of deli turkey in front of me if anything’s gonna get done.
February 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Someone needs to start waggling little pieces of deli turkey in front of me if anything’s gonna get done.
Made one phone call and sent three emails… I’m wiped!!
January 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Made one phone call and sent three emails… I’m wiped!!