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I think I’m starting to understand how time magic would work
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hello. I know you exist. you are not AI robots. there’s no way those things would care about me. but occasionally a real human is on the other end
I would genuinely like you to read this thread and tell me if I should spend more time on this idea
hello. I know you exist. you are not AI robots. there’s no way those things would care about me. but occasionally a real human is on the other end
I would genuinely like you to read this thread and tell me if I should spend more time on this idea
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Regards,
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Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
three gatoradelike bottles on the nightstand, averaging like 20% full
December 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
three gatoradelike bottles on the nightstand, averaging like 20% full
other people’s thoughts are probably so good. i’m not the best thought thinker there is
December 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
other people’s thoughts are probably so good. i’m not the best thought thinker there is
I have a new pinned post that I think is worth your time
VISITORS AND VIEWERS
hello. I know you exist. you are not AI robots. there’s no way those things would care about me. but occasionally a real human is on the other end
I would genuinely like you to read this thread and tell me if I should spend more time on this idea
hello. I know you exist. you are not AI robots. there’s no way those things would care about me. but occasionally a real human is on the other end
I would genuinely like you to read this thread and tell me if I should spend more time on this idea
I think I’m starting to understand how time magic would work
December 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I have a new pinned post that I think is worth your time
VISITORS AND VIEWERS
hello. I know you exist. you are not AI robots. there’s no way those things would care about me. but occasionally a real human is on the other end
I would genuinely like you to read this thread and tell me if I should spend more time on this idea
hello. I know you exist. you are not AI robots. there’s no way those things would care about me. but occasionally a real human is on the other end
I would genuinely like you to read this thread and tell me if I should spend more time on this idea
I think I’m starting to understand how time magic would work
December 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
VISITORS AND VIEWERS
hello. I know you exist. you are not AI robots. there’s no way those things would care about me. but occasionally a real human is on the other end
I would genuinely like you to read this thread and tell me if I should spend more time on this idea
hello. I know you exist. you are not AI robots. there’s no way those things would care about me. but occasionally a real human is on the other end
I would genuinely like you to read this thread and tell me if I should spend more time on this idea
I think I’m starting to understand how time magic would work
December 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I think I’m starting to understand how time magic would work
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I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
do we know Stefan Heck isn’t an alias? his name is a book character name, and he sounds exactly like PJ Vogt, a prominent needer of a new identity
December 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
do we know Stefan Heck isn’t an alias? his name is a book character name, and he sounds exactly like PJ Vogt, a prominent needer of a new identity
weather app: it has not snowed and never will
outside:
outside:
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
weather app: it has not snowed and never will
outside:
outside:
metal gear doglet: snow eater
December 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
metal gear doglet: snow eater
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Mindblowing courage. He might have turned around, he might had a belt, he might have actually known how to shake someone off rather than falling over like the tragic idiot he is. But there's no knowing that in advance.
Video, I believe recorded off of local TV, of a bystander disarming one of the two killers.
December 14, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Mindblowing courage. He might have turned around, he might had a belt, he might have actually known how to shake someone off rather than falling over like the tragic idiot he is. But there's no knowing that in advance.
is there a localization rewrite patch for triangle strategy
how hard would that be to do, that seems like a fun project
how hard would that be to do, that seems like a fun project
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
is there a localization rewrite patch for triangle strategy
how hard would that be to do, that seems like a fun project
how hard would that be to do, that seems like a fun project
if herbert wins problematic fave then the @pewpewbang.bsky.social crew needs to play blue prince more, see the whole story
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
if herbert wins problematic fave then the @pewpewbang.bsky.social crew needs to play blue prince more, see the whole story
just saw a bird carrying a squirrel. talk about a lyft
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
just saw a bird carrying a squirrel. talk about a lyft
apparently I can’t say “hungry” anymore or the dog thinks it’s time for dinner
December 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
apparently I can’t say “hungry” anymore or the dog thinks it’s time for dinner
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They were 8 and 11 years old
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
They were 8 and 11 years old
is life easier if you’re soulless
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
is life easier if you’re soulless
ah the OU instructor was trans. that’d do it
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
ah the OU instructor was trans. that’d do it
I hope elise hell’s kitchen is doing well
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I hope elise hell’s kitchen is doing well
what’s the haps in meaglewood
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
what’s the haps in meaglewood
in unicorn overlord, did valmore just change his name to galerius to be confusing? is it like a pope thing where you have to pick a new name? or was he was possessed or something?
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
in unicorn overlord, did valmore just change his name to galerius to be confusing? is it like a pope thing where you have to pick a new name? or was he was possessed or something?
what do devout catholics believe? saints? are the saints legitimate historical people, or are they like thor? hildegard of bingen was legit but are some of them made up?
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
what do devout catholics believe? saints? are the saints legitimate historical people, or are they like thor? hildegard of bingen was legit but are some of them made up?
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the next dragon quest monsters should have a persona compendium equivalent
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
the next dragon quest monsters should have a persona compendium equivalent
did not expect daniel sunjata to be a 9/11 truther
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
did not expect daniel sunjata to be a 9/11 truther