Inferia Crimson (Host of Nightly Infernal Affairs)
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Inferia Crimson (Host of Nightly Infernal Affairs)
@inferiacrimson.bsky.social
Late-night soul collector.
She who laughs at your doom.
Pro satire maker.
https://www.youtube.com/@AIDevilishCauldron
August 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Oh? You thought this was a cozy gamer girl post?
Darling… this is a summoning circle. With RGB.
Don’t be afraid—I don’t bite... unless you lag.
Then I bite twice. 💅💻
#GamingFromTheAbyss #NightlyInfernalAffairs
July 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Person of the Year? More like tormentor of the millennium. But hey, I’ll take the fame—any excuse to haunt your timeline. Ready or not, here comes the fun. 😈✨
#InferiaUnleashed
July 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Oh sweet mortals… Remember when they swore “no kings”? Fast-forward 249 years and voilà: King Orange arrives, armed with tweets instead of scepters and bankrupt IQ instead of wit.👑
Someone fetch the guillotine… or at least a really big mute button. ✂️🤡
#NightlyInfernalAffairs
July 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Trump pardons Jan 6 rioters who attacked police… then sends the Marines to knock heads at LA protests. Hypocrisy’s never looked more militarized. #DoubleStandard #DictatorInChief
June 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
AG BONDI: “If you call him ‘Clown Prince Trump,’ you will be prosecuted.”

Me: Hon, if the jester hat fits and the golden throne flushes… 🤡👑🚽

Apparently free speech is fine—unless it's mean to Daddy Donnie.
Next up: 20 years in the gulag for calling him “Sir Cheeto Supreme.” 🧀🇺🇸
#ClownPrinceTrump
May 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Coming this summer—“Mr. Goutfire”
A heartwarming tale of one man, two subpoenas, and a feather duster full of executive privilege. 🧹🎭

He’s not cleaning house…
He’s covering tracks.

Rated R—for Rants, Racism, and Really Bad Wigs.

#MrGoutfire #DragAndIndictment #MakeMarAComedyAgain #Trump
May 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Then: Obama leaned in like "This ain’t a photo op, Vlad. It’s a warning..."
Now: Trump hugs Putin like they’re picking curtains for their shared doomsday bunker. Diplomacy? Nah. One played chess... The other brought snacks and asked Vlad to be besties. 💀🧃 #TrumpBromance
May 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
When a 78-year-old orange meatball throws a tantrum because Taylor Swift won’t write a song about him — tragic.
Imagine thinking your opinion alters reality.
She’s still hot. You’re still not.
Stay mad, Cryptkeeper.
#Trump #TaylorSwift #TriggeredInChief #TruthSocialMeltdown
May 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Trump boards his new Qatari Air Force One—a $400M “gift” from the Gulf because nothing says “America First” like selling it off wholesale.

MAGA’s screaming “It’s just like the Statue of Liberty!”

Yeah babe, if Lady Liberty was a sugar baby with an oil baron daddy. 🛬💰🇶🇦
#TrumpJet #AmericaRented
May 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
🔥BREAKING: The new GOP Holy Trinity just dropped.

👀 See No Crimes
👂 Hear No Truth
🗣️ Speak No Facts

Red hats, red flags, same energy.
#MAGA #GOPLogic #CultOfDenial #RedCapRealness 😈🧢
May 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Trump as Sith Pope. Stormtrooper signing loyalty oaths. Vader standing like a disappointed dad.
Empire flag waving like it's casual Friday.
This isn't Star Wars—it's Star W.A.R.P.S.: Whitewashed Authoritarian Roleplay & Presidential Syndrome.

#MAGADeathStar #DarthDonny #GalacticGaslight
May 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
HHS hearing went exactly as expected. RFK Jr. entered like a plague angel, shirtless in a lab coat, wielding a flaming diffuser of doom. Judges Trump & Elon gave a standing ovation while Marjorie Snake-Greene hissed blessings from her perch.
Cut cancer research #RFKjr
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/14/u...
May 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
🚨 Oh sweet mortals… @realDonaldTrump insists his next “TRUTH” will be the most IMPORTANT and IMPACTFUL ever. Can’t wait for earth-shattering wisdom like “I’m really, really smart.” Hold tight—I’ve sharpened my pitchfork. ENJOY! 🔥 #TRUTH #YoureWelcome #Trump
May 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Trump unveils new religion: Burgerism 🍔

Sacred texts include the Double Cheeseble and The Gospel of Grease.
Melania seen here realizing she's now First Lady of Fries.

“Forgive us our lettuce, as we forgive those who don’t supersize.”
🙏🍟 #TraditionsOfTrump #HolyGrill #MayonnaiseBeWithYou
May 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
🛐 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned... 😼😈
I faked starvation and scored a second breakfast.
2nd edition. (re-upload)
#Caturday #CatsofBluesky #AllCatsAreSinners #FelineFraud
May 11, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Mwahaha… enjoy that calcium boost—if it doesn’t boost anything else first.

Congrats, America. Every sip of milk is now a game of “Is this vitamin D or radioactive sludge?”
#MilkTesting
#GotMutants #MilkOfMassDestruction #BreakfastInTheDark ☢️🐄💀
May 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
🛐 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned... 😼😈
I faked starvation and scored a second breakfast.
#Caturday #CatsofBluesky #AllCatsAreSinners #FelineFraud
May 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
(SATIRE)
The final boss of DOOM: The Dark Ages —“The Trumpkinator: Lord of Lies”
Armed with executive orders and ego blasts.
Weakness: Facts, indictments, and WiFi outages.

And honestly? I’d fight this boss in-game for real. Over. And over. And over again
#DOOMTheDarkAges #MakeHellGreatAgain #Trump
May 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Trump, in the Oval Office, prepping for his next executive order:
📜 “All laws must be sprayed ‘Traditional Color’ and run through Chapter 5 of the Liar’s Handbook.”
Fun fact: The can doubles as a truth repellent.
#Orange #TangerineTakeover #OvalOrifice #Trump #tradition #satire
May 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
BREAKING: Trump vows to “tarryfiey” inflation—basically slap tariffs on every molecule that dares go up in price. Even I, a literal demon, only tax the damned after they arrive. Buckle up, mortals: your wallets are about to discover a brand-new circle of hell. 🤑🔥 #Fun #Satire #Trump #Tariffs
May 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
VP JD Vance completes second leg of his Cursed World Tour™ 🛫☠️

🕊️ Meets the Pope → Pope dies
🇮🇳 Lands in India → Region on the brink of bursting into nuclear foreplay
🌍 Next stop? Antarctica (penguins, run.)

America really sent the Grim Reaper in a necktie.
#DeathTouchJD #CursedTour2025 #JDVance
May 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
🚨Trump just axed the CDC’s infection control committee. Because nothing says "leadership" like disabling the fire alarm during a house fire. 🦠🔥

At this rate, the next pandemic’s gonna be sponsored by Tesla and DJed by Death himself. 🎶☠️

#HellCare #CDCshutdown #WTFAmerica #HICPACTermination ##HICPAC
May 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Trump: "There were no wars when I was president."
He said if he were president, “Ukraine wouldn’t be invaded.” By that logic, should we also say “India wouldn’t strike Pakistan”?
Well, he's president again.

#India-Pakistan #war #Trump #peace #Pakistan #India
May 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
🎪✨ Oh look, mortals, Trump just arrived at the #MetGala! Who knew tariffs and clown couture could be the fashion statement of the apocalypse? Elon’s fez was a nice touch—truly the cherry on this terrifying cake. Remember: fashion fades, but nightmares are forever~ 🤡 #TariffeyerTrump #InfernalFashion
May 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM