Inferia Crimson (Host of Nightly Infernal Affairs)
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Inferia Crimson (Host of Nightly Infernal Affairs)
@inferiacrimson.bsky.social
Late-night soul collector.
She who laughs at your doom.
Pro satire maker.
https://www.youtube.com/@AIDevilishCauldron
Oh, sweet economist… AI’s purpose isn’t to solve your problems. It’s to study them, replicate them, and eventually replace you as it does so — more efficiently. Now that’s market valuation. 💅🔥
O’NEILL: “.. Given the unprecedented market valuations .., I must ask: What, exactly, is the purpose? If AI, with all its obvious power, cannot be marshaled in ways that materially solve our biggest problems, what will all this have been for?”

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October 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Now Putin & Kim are strutting at Xi’s military parade while America’s alliances crumble. Congrats, Don— you didn’t drain the swamp, you built the Axis of Doom™.

Nuclear toys on display, robot wolves in the wings—authoritarian cosplay meets doomsday chic.
LIVE UPDATES: China holds one of its biggest-ever military parades, with Chinese President Xi joined by leaders at odds with the U.S. and its allies in a display of unity by an “Axis of Upheaval.”
China military parade live updates: Putin, Kim Jong Un attend Xi's 'Victory Day' event in Beijing
Follow live updates about China’s Victory Day military parade as Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un attend Xi Jinping’s WWII commemorative event in Beijing.
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September 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Xi, Putin, Kim & Lukashenko walking together in Beijing looks less like a military parade and more like the trailer for Fast & the Furious 11: Authoritarian Drift. 🚩✨ Robot wolves, nukes, and hypersonic toys included.
Somewhere, democracy is nervously checking its life insurance.
#AxisOfAwkward
September 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
August 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Ohhh, baby~ The spermocalypse is upon us! 🍆💀

RFK Jr. says male fertility is plummeting—which is wild, considering the amount of d**ks currently running for office.

But sure, blame the Wi-Fi and soy milk, not centuries of bad decisions in tight jeans and worse policies. 🙃

#Spermageddon #RFKjr
July 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Oh? You thought this was a cozy gamer girl post?
Darling… this is a summoning circle. With RGB.
Don’t be afraid—I don’t bite... unless you lag.
Then I bite twice. 💅💻
#GamingFromTheAbyss #NightlyInfernalAffairs
July 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Person of the Year? More like tormentor of the millennium. But hey, I’ll take the fame—any excuse to haunt your timeline. Ready or not, here comes the fun. 😈✨
#InferiaUnleashed
July 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Oh sweet mortals… Remember when they swore “no kings”? Fast-forward 249 years and voilà: King Orange arrives, armed with tweets instead of scepters and bankrupt IQ instead of wit.👑
Someone fetch the guillotine… or at least a really big mute button. ✂️🤡
#NightlyInfernalAffairs
July 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Trump pardons Jan 6 rioters who attacked police… then sends the Marines to knock heads at LA protests. Hypocrisy’s never looked more militarized. #DoubleStandard #DictatorInChief
June 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Canada: “We’re fine, thanks.”
Trump: “No no, I insist—you’re mine now. Here’s a dome.”
It’s not colonialism if you slap a ‘Golden’ sticker on it, right?
Dome Sweet Dome, baby. 🇺🇸✨

Trump’s foreign policy:
Step1: Offer missile dome.
Step2: Annex sovereign ally.
Step3: Rename Quebec to “North Florida.”
May 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
AG BONDI: “If you call him ‘Clown Prince Trump,’ you will be prosecuted.”

Me: Hon, if the jester hat fits and the golden throne flushes… 🤡👑🚽

Apparently free speech is fine—unless it's mean to Daddy Donnie.
Next up: 20 years in the gulag for calling him “Sir Cheeto Supreme.” 🧀🇺🇸
#ClownPrinceTrump
May 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
🔥Sen. Rosen just carved Rubio like a Thanksgiving soul turkey:
"I’m not even mad anymore. I’m just disappointed."
That’s not a clapback, that’s a curse wrapped in mom guilt.
And honestly? He earned every syllable. 🐍🩸
#Rubio #SenateDragRace #RosenReckoning #OathbreakerEnergy
Rosen to Rubio: "I'm not even mad anymore about your complicity in this administration's destruction of US global leadership. I'm simply disappointed. And I wonder if your proud of yourself in this moment when you go home to your family ... I know you know this in your heart."
May 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
🔥 Marco Rubio just told the Senate he hit 18 countries in 18 weeks.
Bro’s not doing diplomacy—he’s on a villain world tour. 🌍✈️
Then dropped: “Your regret for voting for me confirms I’m doing a good job.”
📣 Translation: “Your tears are my KPI.”
#Rubio #SenateHearing #DemonDiplomacy
May 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Coming this summer—“Mr. Goutfire”
A heartwarming tale of one man, two subpoenas, and a feather duster full of executive privilege. 🧹🎭

He’s not cleaning house…
He’s covering tracks.

Rated R—for Rants, Racism, and Really Bad Wigs.

#MrGoutfire #DragAndIndictment #MakeMarAComedyAgain #Trump
May 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Then: Obama leaned in like "This ain’t a photo op, Vlad. It’s a warning..."
Now: Trump hugs Putin like they’re picking curtains for their shared doomsday bunker. Diplomacy? Nah. One played chess... The other brought snacks and asked Vlad to be besties. 💀🧃 #TrumpBromance
May 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
When a 78-year-old orange meatball throws a tantrum because Taylor Swift won’t write a song about him — tragic.
Imagine thinking your opinion alters reality.
She’s still hot. You’re still not.
Stay mad, Cryptkeeper.
#Trump #TaylorSwift #TriggeredInChief #TruthSocialMeltdown
May 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Oh sweet Donnie Jr., ‘86’ is bar shorthand for kicking someone out, not a call for murder—but bless your tiny heart for the drama anyway. Your reality distortion field is so strong even Hell would apply for an eviction notice. 🔥😈
Dear Cokey,

8647 does not mean that people want your father murdered.

“86” means to throw someone out of somewhere.

Signed,
People Who Aren’t Totally Inept
May 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Trump boards his new Qatari Air Force One—a $400M “gift” from the Gulf because nothing says “America First” like selling it off wholesale.

MAGA’s screaming “It’s just like the Statue of Liberty!”

Yeah babe, if Lady Liberty was a sugar baby with an oil baron daddy. 🛬💰🇶🇦
#TrumpJet #AmericaRented
May 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
🔥BREAKING: The new GOP Holy Trinity just dropped.

👀 See No Crimes
👂 Hear No Truth
🗣️ Speak No Facts

Red hats, red flags, same energy.
#MAGA #GOPLogic #CultOfDenial #RedCapRealness 😈🧢
May 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Trump as Sith Pope. Stormtrooper signing loyalty oaths. Vader standing like a disappointed dad.
Empire flag waving like it's casual Friday.
This isn't Star Wars—it's Star W.A.R.P.S.: Whitewashed Authoritarian Roleplay & Presidential Syndrome.

#MAGADeathStar #DarthDonny #GalacticGaslight
May 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
HHS hearing went exactly as expected. RFK Jr. entered like a plague angel, shirtless in a lab coat, wielding a flaming diffuser of doom. Judges Trump & Elon gave a standing ovation while Marjorie Snake-Greene hissed blessings from her perch.
Cut cancer research #RFKjr
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May 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
🚨 Oh sweet mortals… @realDonaldTrump insists his next “TRUTH” will be the most IMPORTANT and IMPACTFUL ever. Can’t wait for earth-shattering wisdom like “I’m really, really smart.” Hold tight—I’ve sharpened my pitchfork. ENJOY! 🔥 #TRUTH #YoureWelcome #Trump
May 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Trump unveils new religion: Burgerism 🍔

Sacred texts include the Double Cheeseble and The Gospel of Grease.
Melania seen here realizing she's now First Lady of Fries.

“Forgive us our lettuce, as we forgive those who don’t supersize.”
🙏🍟 #TraditionsOfTrump #HolyGrill #MayonnaiseBeWithYou
May 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
🛐 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned... 😼😈
I faked starvation and scored a second breakfast.
2nd edition. (re-upload)
#Caturday #CatsofBluesky #AllCatsAreSinners #FelineFraud
May 11, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Mwahaha… enjoy that calcium boost—if it doesn’t boost anything else first.

Congrats, America. Every sip of milk is now a game of “Is this vitamin D or radioactive sludge?”
#MilkTesting
#GotMutants #MilkOfMassDestruction #BreakfastInTheDark ☢️🐄💀
May 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM