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gary D. Pryor
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Failed Musician
Soon to be failed TTRPG designer
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The best part of it getting colder, is that Oly goes from:
"don't touch me it's fucking hot in here" to
"I must always be on you"
Maine Coon cat. Blonde sitting on my leg.
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Even if you're an "all the zines" sicko like me it's less than 10% by volume, and the new printing is beautiful.
Side by side World Within the World and Zines
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Oh yeah I also designed and playtested a new boardgame today. Just finished playing 3 matches.

Busy day.
Homemade cards and map tiles with miniatures.
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Working on some extremely dorky stuff.
Knowledge is a light in the darkeness To its coven I keep Freedom of information, inspire and educate Pursuit of knowledge, grow the omnium gatherum Public service, use library resources to improve the world. Under the light of no moon I am a light in the darkness To its coven I keep
October 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Research materials and research assistant.
Bowling with corpses by mignola, imaginary beings by borges, and the king in yellow by chambers. Books are on a chair next to a sleeping maine coon cat curled up.
July 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Ian Bertram is one of the greatest artists working in comics today. Precious Metal is visual masterpiece. I can't believe I never hear anyone talk about their work.

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comic art of a woman with very unusual facial scarring, wearing a fur coat in the snow. Two people behind her with some kind of tentacle coming out of their shirts and wrapping around their faces/heads.
June 19, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Got the pull box today. Pretty exciting.
Olympus the Maine Coon posing with comics. Ultimate X-Men 13, transformers 18, Saga 72, World Within World by Julia Gfrorer, Cruel Kingdom #3, Eat the Reich by Howitt & Kirkby, various hello kitty stickers, rainbow colored polyhedral dice set, and set of 5 cryptid miniatures.
March 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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It came early!
Brand new DOD meatbox guitar pedal.
March 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Fathers and sons.
A very large gunpla of the original Gundam, with a smaller zaku model sitting on the gundam's knee like a ventriloquist dummy.
March 2, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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This was fun to do.
My filled out GM sheet. I hate rules and love it when PCs explode? Blank GM sheet
February 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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An Itch page for a one page joke TTRPG, because why the hell not.

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Neither Dungeons Nor Dragons A game about avoiding responsibility by gary D Pryor Your company of heroes sit around the tavern table, food and drink, stories and songs. A messenger bursts in “A monster has carried away the royal heir!” The room falls silent, all eyes fall on you. Each of you is a hero, champion of the people, slayer of monsters, protector of the realm, BUT today you don’t feel like it… Each of you must state your case as to why today you cannot leave the tavern. Everything you say, no matter how ridiculous, is true and canonical. After you make an excuse the player to your left adds a detail undermining your excuse. “But I…” Bring in past knowledge, contradictory evidence, or logical fallacy, but no one may directly insult or accuse a comrade of lying. In rebuttal the excuse giver must invent a way that both statements are somehow in fact true. Afterwards ask the player to your left “well, why don’t you go?” No player may attack the credibility of another player, but instead must retcon the existing evidence to make their excuse invalid. You want one or more of your comrades to take care of this for you, but you still have to be polite. You can only imply your comrades are lying. You may only interrupt another player to point out that their story contradicted a previous story, at which point they must state “I was just getting to that” and make an excuse for the error. If a contradiction slips by, the chance to call them on it has passed. The most recent statement is cannon. If any player cannot invent a story to explain away a contradiction in their excuse they must leave the tavern to fulfill their civic duty and the game is over.
February 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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About 20 years ago I dropped acid at a friends house, and her boyfriend came and picked her up unexpectedly, and she just left me at her house with her dads record collection, and I thought "into the purple valley" sounded psychedelic so I put this on. I was transfixed by how much it clashed my mood and thoughts, and it held me captive for what felt like an eternity. Only much later did I discover that this record kind of kicks ass.
February 2, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Will this piece of paper save their jobs? probably not, but I can see absolutely no reason to just roll over and be compliant. We should all be less compliant/complacent.
January 24, 2025 Mr. Sergio Gor Director of Presidential Personnel The White House Dear Mr. Gor: I am writing in response to your email sent to me and other Inspectors General earlier this evening wherein you informed each of us that “due to changing priorities, your position as Inspector General . . . is terminated, effective immediately.” As Chairperson of the Council of the Inspectors General on Integrity and Efficiency (CIGIE), I recommend that you reach out to White House Counsel to discuss your intended course of action. At this point, we do not believe the actions taken are legally sufficient to dismiss Presidentially Appointed, Senate Confirmed Inspectors General. Specifically, based upon the 2022 amendments to the Inspector General Act of 1978, the President must notify Congress 30 days prior to removal of an IG and provide “substantive rationale, including detailed and case-specific reasons” for such removal. 5 U.S.C. § 403(b), as amended by the section 5202(a) of the Securing Inspector General Independence Act of 2022 (Title LII, Subtitle A, of P.L. 117-263, 136 Stat. 2395, 3222). The requirement to provide the substantive rationale, including detailed and case specific reasons, was added to better enable Congress to engage on and respond to a proposed removal of an Inspector General in order to protect the independence of Inspectors General. Should you have any questions, please feel free to reach out to me at Hannibal.Ware@sba.gov. Sincerely, Hannibal “Mike” Ware CIGIE Chairperson Cc: Rand Paul, Chairman, Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affiairs Gary Peters, Ranking Member, Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs James Comer, Chairman, House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform Gerald Connolly, Ranking Member, House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform
January 26, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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I know I just dropped an entire actual full TTRPG yesterday, but I was feeling inspired...
Here is the full text of this 1 page RPG: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1I0cQhWiMHpk4PXwOD9386x8qmMQm_97asBN4M4ycqH4/edit?usp=sharing
January 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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I dunno I just kind of want it to look like pastel barf.
Cover of the "moons of Triopus" by John Rankine. Psychedelic retro book cover.
December 30, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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Workshopping some stingers for a new TTRPG project. I have an artist lined up already for actual cover art, but I need to get my goofy stinger text locked down first.
Scavengers of 2nd Earth. In front of a neon jungle with a city in the distance. Stinger text in center: The Hive cities have fallen, looters and traders are drawn to the colonies, and with them come rumors, gossip. Clues to the locations of the supplies needed to keep the colony alive. You are the last chance to save your people, venture forth…
December 30, 2024 at 7:21 AM
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Just FYI Caves of Qud is the hot "new" thing, but is it for you?
Venn diagram labeled "is caves of Qud for you. Section 1 Immersive sim nerds, section 2 Bump combat sicko Section 3 "Snarffju the sun peeler" sounds dope as hell. All overlapping sections marked Yes, center marked GOAT.
December 26, 2024 at 4:19 AM
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My pull box is weird.

A bunch of fun/dumb comics, one good comic (The Pedestrian) and one bad comic (Void Rivals).
Pile of comics. Warlock the Nemesis, The Pedestrian, Void Rivals, Transformers, Ultimate X-Men, and The Specter.
December 15, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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Because of my ongoing delusional belief that if you play this game you will love this game. I will again offer to run Chronomutants for your group. After the Holidays, but can start scheduling now.

Attached is a picture of the character classes to wet your appetite.
Page 35 of the Chronomutants Rulebook covering the 1st half of the character classes: Alien, Avian, Brain in a Jar, Cryptid, Dead, Insectoid, Mamalian, Many, Ooze, and Plantoid. With listed sub-classes. Page 36 of the Chronomutants rulebook, showing the second half of the "Mutant Type" character classes. Including: Protect-Bot, Replica, Reptilian, Rider, Serve-Bot, Shaman, Shape-Changer, Tiny, Unstuck In Time, and Ω; with included sub-classes.
December 13, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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"Hey kids, get a load of this"
Screen capture of a youtube recommended next video, with a middle aged man giving a gesture towards "greyhawk" at the top of a page of text in a book, with the words "my new favorite D&D setting" over top of it in large letters.
December 1, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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@haggardclint.bsky.social Used to have three cats, but one disappeared. Also just noticed that photo of my great grandparents has a cat that looks just like the one I lost.
Chronomancer's guide to the future parts one and two, sticker sheet and paradox deck of cards. blonde maine coon and cow patterned domestic short hare. Books written by Haggard Clint.
November 17, 2024 at 6:42 AM
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@thebomberbug.bsky.social Itzli is pretty excited for this.
Cat sitting on bed with copy of Sentai & Sensibility by Bug Boll
October 5, 2024 at 6:40 AM
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Going to a local tabletop con, so I thought I would try and promote Chronomutants by giving out some QR stickers. So I guess there is free merch for my free game.
Homemade stickers. A chicken standing over an alien corpse holding a smoking gun, standing on a QR code.
September 1, 2024 at 10:02 AM
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So through a few months of prototyping and tests I have successfully created a gameplay engine for a tactical TTRPG system that resolves encounters incredibly rapidly (around 10 minutes). But what the hell would I do with such an invention?
tabletop gaming miniatures. An alligator-person approaching some adventurers in a cave.
March 25, 2024 at 8:00 AM
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Today I wrote 64 perks so I can limp my way into my 1st full playtest for a new TTRPG system I'm currently calling the "Beer and Pretzels (Un)Tactical Combat System"
Giant list of generic sounding perks I wrote for a TTRPG 64 in total formatted in a d88 list.
March 11, 2024 at 6:04 AM