Bone Apple Teeth 🆘 🇺🇸
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Do you also get anxiety when you open a tube of biscuit dough?
Mother, Oregon gal, plant enthusiast, Ichthyologist, animal lover, inconsistent skeeter.
Mother, Oregon gal, plant enthusiast, Ichthyologist, animal lover, inconsistent skeeter.
Please enjoy this photo of my dogs.
October 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Please enjoy this photo of my dogs.
Spring things
May 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Spring things
I’m just trying to work and the world is throwing these curve balls at me.
April 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I’m just trying to work and the world is throwing these curve balls at me.
Me: Wondering why my kids are such weirdos while also bringing them home toilet themed candy.
March 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Me: Wondering why my kids are such weirdos while also bringing them home toilet themed candy.
Twitter today like:
March 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Twitter today like:
Tiktok as always, doing the work.
February 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Tiktok as always, doing the work.
I am so tired, and my lips are chapped, but this dog. 🐕 ❤️
January 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I am so tired, and my lips are chapped, but this dog. 🐕 ❤️
My dog. That is all.
January 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My dog. That is all.
We have a theatre located in a mall that is dying, and the hall leading to the theatre has some backrooms vibes. It used to have stores, now it has.. *gestures vaguely at photos*
January 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
We have a theatre located in a mall that is dying, and the hall leading to the theatre has some backrooms vibes. It used to have stores, now it has.. *gestures vaguely at photos*
2025 bacon found in the wild today while shopping.
Sometimes it seems like they make this stuff by throwing darts at a post it filled food brand wall and say:
“Fuck it! Make the bacon and cinnamon toast crunch ONE!”
Sometimes it seems like they make this stuff by throwing darts at a post it filled food brand wall and say:
“Fuck it! Make the bacon and cinnamon toast crunch ONE!”
January 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
2025 bacon found in the wild today while shopping.
Sometimes it seems like they make this stuff by throwing darts at a post it filled food brand wall and say:
“Fuck it! Make the bacon and cinnamon toast crunch ONE!”
Sometimes it seems like they make this stuff by throwing darts at a post it filled food brand wall and say:
“Fuck it! Make the bacon and cinnamon toast crunch ONE!”
Merry Happy Whatever you are doing on this day. I hope its good.
December 26, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Merry Happy Whatever you are doing on this day. I hope its good.
Unfortunate placement found in the wilds of Winco.
December 12, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Unfortunate placement found in the wilds of Winco.
My youngest went though another growth spurt and now she is a dinosaur
December 9, 2024 at 2:45 PM
My youngest went though another growth spurt and now she is a dinosaur
We got something new at the store I work at…
November 25, 2024 at 1:18 AM
We got something new at the store I work at…
“Draw me like one of your French girls”
November 19, 2024 at 3:40 AM
“Draw me like one of your French girls”
NOT THE TOWN PORTA POTTY!
November 13, 2024 at 4:27 AM
NOT THE TOWN PORTA POTTY!
My Venus Fly Trap is flowering 🌱
November 13, 2024 at 12:25 AM
My Venus Fly Trap is flowering 🌱
