Bone Apple Teeth 🆘 🇺🇸
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Do you also get anxiety when you open a tube of biscuit dough?
Mother, Oregon gal, plant enthusiast, Ichthyologist, animal lover, inconsistent skeeter.
Mother, Oregon gal, plant enthusiast, Ichthyologist, animal lover, inconsistent skeeter.
Please enjoy this photo of my dogs.
October 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Please enjoy this photo of my dogs.
Pro Tip: Spice up your panic attack with a harmonica.
October 12, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Pro Tip: Spice up your panic attack with a harmonica.
So since the government is shut down, will Spirit Halloween move in and use the space for a while?
October 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
So since the government is shut down, will Spirit Halloween move in and use the space for a while?
If you didn’t get raptured today, just know it’s because you’ve taken Tylenol
September 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
If you didn’t get raptured today, just know it’s because you’ve taken Tylenol
Witches need to clairify which orange guy they are putting spells on
July 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Witches need to clairify which orange guy they are putting spells on
Narcissist vs Narcissist
I mean, yeah, of course they wouldn’t have stayed friends, but now we have arrived and the country watches both amused and scared like:
I mean, yeah, of course they wouldn’t have stayed friends, but now we have arrived and the country watches both amused and scared like:
a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Narcissist vs Narcissist
I mean, yeah, of course they wouldn’t have stayed friends, but now we have arrived and the country watches both amused and scared like:
I mean, yeah, of course they wouldn’t have stayed friends, but now we have arrived and the country watches both amused and scared like:
The moon can’t control you if you’re dehydrated all the time.
May 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The moon can’t control you if you’re dehydrated all the time.
“I don’t think people should take medical advice from me”
- RFK, United States Secretary of Health and Human Services
- RFK, United States Secretary of Health and Human Services
a sign that says " what is even happening " next to a dumpster
ALT: a sign that says " what is even happening " next to a dumpster
media.tenor.com
May 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“I don’t think people should take medical advice from me”
- RFK, United States Secretary of Health and Human Services
- RFK, United States Secretary of Health and Human Services
Spring things
May 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Spring things
Typing in Amazon’s search bar:
“I want Amazon to post tariffs costs to products you sell”
simply because I hope to see the rich guys fight.
“I want Amazon to post tariffs costs to products you sell”
simply because I hope to see the rich guys fight.
April 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Typing in Amazon’s search bar:
“I want Amazon to post tariffs costs to products you sell”
simply because I hope to see the rich guys fight.
“I want Amazon to post tariffs costs to products you sell”
simply because I hope to see the rich guys fight.
I’m just trying to work and the world is throwing these curve balls at me.
April 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I’m just trying to work and the world is throwing these curve balls at me.
*Jumps from one emotion to another*
Parkour
Parkour
April 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
*Jumps from one emotion to another*
Parkour
Parkour
I miss when we called posts on here “skeets”
March 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I miss when we called posts on here “skeets”
I hope one of the last people to leave the Department of Education just deletes all the student loan information.
You could be the hero we need in these dark times.
You could be the hero we need in these dark times.
March 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I hope one of the last people to leave the Department of Education just deletes all the student loan information.
You could be the hero we need in these dark times.
You could be the hero we need in these dark times.
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
This has probably happened to a lot more people, and I wouldn’t be surprised if many didn’t have the time or recourses to manage it.
This has probably happened to a lot more people, and I wouldn’t be surprised if many didn’t have the time or recourses to manage it.
I found a ‘dead’ person on Social Security in Seattle
“Dead” Ned Johnson turns out to be very much alive. It took him weeks to convince the system he was breathing and to start clawing his benefits back.
www.seattletimes.com
March 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
This has probably happened to a lot more people, and I wouldn’t be surprised if many didn’t have the time or recourses to manage it.
This has probably happened to a lot more people, and I wouldn’t be surprised if many didn’t have the time or recourses to manage it.
Me: Wondering why my kids are such weirdos while also bringing them home toilet themed candy.
March 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Me: Wondering why my kids are such weirdos while also bringing them home toilet themed candy.
Trump pity buying a tesla when he probably doesn’t even have a drivers license, just to make Elon feel something besides pathetic.
That man has never driven himself anywhere but crazy, I bet if he tried to drive a car he would be using both feet to operate the peddles.
That man has never driven himself anywhere but crazy, I bet if he tried to drive a car he would be using both feet to operate the peddles.
a close up of a man 's face with the words david on the bottom left
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words david on the bottom left
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Trump pity buying a tesla when he probably doesn’t even have a drivers license, just to make Elon feel something besides pathetic.
That man has never driven himself anywhere but crazy, I bet if he tried to drive a car he would be using both feet to operate the peddles.
That man has never driven himself anywhere but crazy, I bet if he tried to drive a car he would be using both feet to operate the peddles.
Twitter today like:
March 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Twitter today like:
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going to the store, anyone need anything?
September 18, 2024 at 11:55 AM
going to the store, anyone need anything?
Bacon is the onion of meats.
Onions: make you cry the whole time you are cutting them as an act of vengeance. Mild pain to assert dominance.
Bacon: Threatens you with grease popping that often makes contact. Causing mild pain, also as an act of vengeance.
Onions: make you cry the whole time you are cutting them as an act of vengeance. Mild pain to assert dominance.
Bacon: Threatens you with grease popping that often makes contact. Causing mild pain, also as an act of vengeance.
February 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Bacon is the onion of meats.
Onions: make you cry the whole time you are cutting them as an act of vengeance. Mild pain to assert dominance.
Bacon: Threatens you with grease popping that often makes contact. Causing mild pain, also as an act of vengeance.
Onions: make you cry the whole time you are cutting them as an act of vengeance. Mild pain to assert dominance.
Bacon: Threatens you with grease popping that often makes contact. Causing mild pain, also as an act of vengeance.
We need more Luigi’s
February 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
We need more Luigi’s
oig.ssa.gov/report/
Reporting Elon Musk for social security fraud feels very patriotic given that the man has access to private citizens social security numbers, data and financial information without a background check, governmental security clearance and is still a private citizen himself. I did.
Reporting Elon Musk for social security fraud feels very patriotic given that the man has access to private citizens social security numbers, data and financial information without a background check, governmental security clearance and is still a private citizen himself. I did.
Office of the Inspector General
The Office of the Inspector General is directly responsible for meeting the statutory mission of promoting economy, efficiency, and effectiveness in the administration of Social Security Administratio...
oig.ssa.gov
February 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
oig.ssa.gov/report/
Reporting Elon Musk for social security fraud feels very patriotic given that the man has access to private citizens social security numbers, data and financial information without a background check, governmental security clearance and is still a private citizen himself. I did.
Reporting Elon Musk for social security fraud feels very patriotic given that the man has access to private citizens social security numbers, data and financial information without a background check, governmental security clearance and is still a private citizen himself. I did.