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Mary
@infalliblemary.bsky.social
· Feb 7
I keep my phone clock on 24hr time because it makes me feel cosmopolitan
90% of the jeopardy! answers I get right are the stupidest ones like the one where the answer was "skibidi" like why. I want to know the answers in the science category.
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 AM
90% of the jeopardy! answers I get right are the stupidest ones like the one where the answer was "skibidi" like why. I want to know the answers in the science category.
I was raised by progressive, introvert parents. I've been boycotting black Friday since before I knew what it was. I don't need your daily reminders to boycott, baby progressive.
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I was raised by progressive, introvert parents. I've been boycotting black Friday since before I knew what it was. I don't need your daily reminders to boycott, baby progressive.
Wild Cow Creamery makes the most top-notch eggnog ice cream. It's so delightful, who even needs actual eggnog with that on the market?
November 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Wild Cow Creamery makes the most top-notch eggnog ice cream. It's so delightful, who even needs actual eggnog with that on the market?
Bangor hates MAGA so much that we have apparently elected a city council member who killed someone in 2002 rather than elect a republican...
November 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Bangor hates MAGA so much that we have apparently elected a city council member who killed someone in 2002 rather than elect a republican...
Halloween season should start on October 16th. No sooner. It's honestly too long. Fall festivities may go on, corn mazes and cider and the like, but no Halloween. Anywho it's over now and can focus on spending all the money I'm not earning.
November 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Halloween season should start on October 16th. No sooner. It's honestly too long. Fall festivities may go on, corn mazes and cider and the like, but no Halloween. Anywho it's over now and can focus on spending all the money I'm not earning.
A guy in a backwards hat, doing finishing working the front porch of a nice house saw my small fluffy dog and gave him the most radiant smile. I haven't seen someone look at Sasha with such overflowing joy for a while. Last time was two guys out for a walk with bottles wrapped in paper bags.
October 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
A guy in a backwards hat, doing finishing working the front porch of a nice house saw my small fluffy dog and gave him the most radiant smile. I haven't seen someone look at Sasha with such overflowing joy for a while. Last time was two guys out for a walk with bottles wrapped in paper bags.
Always remember to ask your doctor one medical question that is completely unrelated to the reasons for your visit.
October 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Always remember to ask your doctor one medical question that is completely unrelated to the reasons for your visit.
Feeling happy to live in a city that trump probably hasn't even heard of
September 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Feeling happy to live in a city that trump probably hasn't even heard of
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Huh wow turns out the people who wanted to misgender and deadname trans people and use racist slurs never cared about free speech, they just wanted to misgender and deadname trans people and use racist slurs
September 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Huh wow turns out the people who wanted to misgender and deadname trans people and use racist slurs never cared about free speech, they just wanted to misgender and deadname trans people and use racist slurs
I like it when the chopped contestants do well, but I also really enjoy when someone makes something really bad and the judges cannot find a single good thing to say.
September 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I like it when the chopped contestants do well, but I also really enjoy when someone makes something really bad and the judges cannot find a single good thing to say.
These fentanyl kills ads ads wild. People don't turn blue and age rapidly from fentanyl addiction. We've all seen intervention. l have yet to see a blue, aged person at the methadone clinic I live 2 blocks from.
September 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
These fentanyl kills ads ads wild. People don't turn blue and age rapidly from fentanyl addiction. We've all seen intervention. l have yet to see a blue, aged person at the methadone clinic I live 2 blocks from.
I'm thankful for chilli crisp, gochujang and crushed red pepper flakes for teaching me that I do indeed like a punch of heat in food.
September 12, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I'm thankful for chilli crisp, gochujang and crushed red pepper flakes for teaching me that I do indeed like a punch of heat in food.
90% of all headaches I get occur during school or work. Very few happen on my days off. So obvs I need to be just left to my own devices, at home, in nature, and that's all. Why must I toil?
September 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
90% of all headaches I get occur during school or work. Very few happen on my days off. So obvs I need to be just left to my own devices, at home, in nature, and that's all. Why must I toil?
America sucks, however, I did eat an entire cauliflower today
September 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
America sucks, however, I did eat an entire cauliflower today
I made the sad decision to let my ankle actually heal before going on my next run. So I have set a schedule that by tomorrow it must be healed because I am going to go for a run.
September 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I made the sad decision to let my ankle actually heal before going on my next run. So I have set a schedule that by tomorrow it must be healed because I am going to go for a run.
It's Great British Bake Off season!!
September 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It's Great British Bake Off season!!
Some parts of the country say the word hooves weird. Enunciating the first part as "who" very strongly. What region is this common? Is it out west? They're like Brits but lacking the accent so the "who" has no softness to it. Am I in the minority for saying huves?
September 7, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Some parts of the country say the word hooves weird. Enunciating the first part as "who" very strongly. What region is this common? Is it out west? They're like Brits but lacking the accent so the "who" has no softness to it. Am I in the minority for saying huves?
I'm just here in OT grad school with my viola and my dog and Donald Trump is out and about playing matchmaker to the new axis polyquad
September 3, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I'm just here in OT grad school with my viola and my dog and Donald Trump is out and about playing matchmaker to the new axis polyquad
I can't believe people are skipping rabies vaccines for their dogs. Globally, dogs cause more infections in humans than any other animal. Dogs go after wild animals and are at more risk of exposure than humans. Rabies is always fatal. Your precious dog doesn't deserve that.
September 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I can't believe people are skipping rabies vaccines for their dogs. Globally, dogs cause more infections in humans than any other animal. Dogs go after wild animals and are at more risk of exposure than humans. Rabies is always fatal. Your precious dog doesn't deserve that.
Just using 3 top sheets as a blanket as one does
September 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Just using 3 top sheets as a blanket as one does
I was absurdly lazy today! I accomplished practically nothing!!!
August 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I was absurdly lazy today! I accomplished practically nothing!!!
I'm like that girl from Signs in that I leave partially emptied cups of water all over the house
August 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'm like that girl from Signs in that I leave partially emptied cups of water all over the house
Any individual with 46 chromosomes should be banned from obtaining firearms
August 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Any individual with 46 chromosomes should be banned from obtaining firearms
Saw a whimbrel today!
August 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Saw a whimbrel today!
I didn't start running because I'm training for anything. I don't have a plan to participate in races. Like everyone who starts working out, I just like to drop the fact that I run into conversation periodically in order to boost my ego.
August 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I didn't start running because I'm training for anything. I don't have a plan to participate in races. Like everyone who starts working out, I just like to drop the fact that I run into conversation periodically in order to boost my ego.