New Good Omens headcanon unlocked: the reason why it rains so much in London is that Crowley goes around trying to make people fall in love.

it's me, a bunch of oomfies, and neil gaiman vibing here

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head

There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know

You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed

You fascinate me