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"Oh God. Where was I?"
"'Avaunt.'"
"Yes, yes. Avaunt, foul demon! In the name of the Almighty, I command thee, BEGONE!"
"No."
"No?"
"'Avaunt.'"
"Yes, yes. Avaunt, foul demon! In the name of the Almighty, I command thee, BEGONE!"
"No."
"No?"
January 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
"Oh God. Where was I?"
"'Avaunt.'"
"Yes, yes. Avaunt, foul demon! In the name of the Almighty, I command thee, BEGONE!"
"No."
"No?"
"'Avaunt.'"
"Yes, yes. Avaunt, foul demon! In the name of the Almighty, I command thee, BEGONE!"
"No."
"No?"
Even if I wanted to help, I couldn’t. I can't interfere with the divine plan.
January 11, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Even if I wanted to help, I couldn’t. I can't interfere with the divine plan.
Come up with something or... or I'll never talk to you again!
January 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Come up with something or... or I'll never talk to you again!
There... There's been prophecies.
January 11, 2026 at 11:01 AM
There... There's been prophecies.
According to what I'm hearing, on a grapevine that obviously doesn't exist, upstairs is seriously troubled about Gabriel's disappearance. I'm hearing that anybody they find involved in this affair will be dealt with.
January 11, 2026 at 6:58 AM
According to what I'm hearing, on a grapevine that obviously doesn't exist, upstairs is seriously troubled about Gabriel's disappearance. I'm hearing that anybody they find involved in this affair will be dealt with.
Excuse me! Oi!
January 11, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Excuse me! Oi!
“Creatures of Hell, you have heard the evidence against the demon known as Crowley. What is your verdict?”
“Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!”
“Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!”
January 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
“Creatures of Hell, you have heard the evidence against the demon known as Crowley. What is your verdict?”
“Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!”
“Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!”
Absolutely tickety-boo.
January 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Absolutely tickety-boo.
Oh no, I can’t do that. We’re all meant to stay at home. I put up the closed sign on the window and I’ve been catching up on my reading. Do you know, I’ve never had so few customers, not in 200 years.
January 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Oh no, I can’t do that. We’re all meant to stay at home. I put up the closed sign on the window and I’ve been catching up on my reading. Do you know, I’ve never had so few customers, not in 200 years.
I've been thinking... about Crowley.
January 10, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I've been thinking... about Crowley.
But if anything goes wrong, can we agree that we break your... one miracle limit? Neither of us wants the paperwork, do we?
January 10, 2026 at 9:55 AM
But if anything goes wrong, can we agree that we break your... one miracle limit? Neither of us wants the paperwork, do we?
Now, I don't do anything kinky except by prior arrangement. And my knees... aren't what they were. Also, if it's strict discipline you'll be wanting, you'd better tell me now cos it can take me half an hour to squeeze into the leather pinny.
January 10, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Now, I don't do anything kinky except by prior arrangement. And my knees... aren't what they were. Also, if it's strict discipline you'll be wanting, you'd better tell me now cos it can take me half an hour to squeeze into the leather pinny.
I-I-I'm afraid I hadn't actually prepared to step into the transportation portal, you see. And the body... discorporated.
January 10, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I-I-I'm afraid I hadn't actually prepared to step into the transportation portal, you see. And the body... discorporated.
What a day. You smashed my whiskey, the heating's knackered, and the girls won't go on stage because it's so bleeding cold. And to top it all off, tonight's magician has just been arrested as a deserter. I'm fu—
January 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
What a day. You smashed my whiskey, the heating's knackered, and the girls won't go on stage because it's so bleeding cold. And to top it all off, tonight's magician has just been arrested as a deserter. I'm fu—
Did you miss me? I bet you did.
January 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Did you miss me? I bet you did.
I'm really sorry. It burned down.
January 9, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I'm really sorry. It burned down.
Something's happening. Something's wrong.
January 9, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Something's happening. Something's wrong.
Oh, no, you wouldn’t. You wouldn't dare, you... You snake!
January 9, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Oh, no, you wouldn’t. You wouldn't dare, you... You snake!
The one the young lady with the bicycle left behind. The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of—
January 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
The one the young lady with the bicycle left behind. The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of—
“I'm here spreading foment.”
“What is that, some kind of porridge?"
“What is that, some kind of porridge?"
January 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
“I'm here spreading foment.”
“What is that, some kind of porridge?"
“What is that, some kind of porridge?"
No. Meet me over the road from the bookshop. I'll be in Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death. Over the road.
January 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
No. Meet me over the road from the bookshop. I'll be in Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death. Over the road.
I haven't always been a demon, and they never change their passwords.
January 8, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I haven't always been a demon, and they never change their passwords.
Yeah, yeah, I thought... You know, I could hunker down at your place. Slither over and watch you eat cake. I could bring a bottle, a case, of something drinkable.
January 8, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Yeah, yeah, I thought... You know, I could hunker down at your place. Slither over and watch you eat cake. I could bring a bottle, a case, of something drinkable.