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“I'm here spreading foment.”
“What is that, some kind of porridge?"
“What is that, some kind of porridge?"
January 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
“I'm here spreading foment.”
“What is that, some kind of porridge?"
“What is that, some kind of porridge?"
No. Meet me over the road from the bookshop. I'll be in Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death. Over the road.
January 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
No. Meet me over the road from the bookshop. I'll be in Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death. Over the road.
I haven't always been a demon, and they never change their passwords.
January 8, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I haven't always been a demon, and they never change their passwords.
Yeah, yeah, I thought... You know, I could hunker down at your place. Slither over and watch you eat cake. I could bring a bottle, a case, of something drinkable.
January 8, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Yeah, yeah, I thought... You know, I could hunker down at your place. Slither over and watch you eat cake. I could bring a bottle, a case, of something drinkable.
One thing I'm not clear on. Is that the Ineffable Plan?
January 8, 2026 at 5:55 AM
One thing I'm not clear on. Is that the Ineffable Plan?
I forgive you.
January 8, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I forgive you.
Yeah, yeah, I thought... You know, I could hunker down at your place. Slither over and watch you eat cake. I could bring a bottle, a case, of something drinkable.
January 7, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Yeah, yeah, I thought... You know, I could hunker down at your place. Slither over and watch you eat cake. I could bring a bottle, a case, of something drinkable.
She wrote books. Novels.
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
She wrote books. Novels.
I'm afraid I have no idea what you are talking about. Nor where this angel Gabriel, who I've never heard of, might be.
January 7, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I'm afraid I have no idea what you are talking about. Nor where this angel Gabriel, who I've never heard of, might be.
Without a body? That's ridiculous.
January 7, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Without a body? That's ridiculous.
Downstairs. Do they know you're checking in with me?
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Downstairs. Do they know you're checking in with me?
They told me to come back and tell you to send out the angel.
January 7, 2026 at 1:55 AM
They told me to come back and tell you to send out the angel.
OK, I know, you're testing them. You said you were going to be testing them. But you shouldn't test them to destruction. Not to the end of the world.
January 6, 2026 at 9:55 PM
OK, I know, you're testing them. You said you were going to be testing them. But you shouldn't test them to destruction. Not to the end of the world.
“We can do something. I have an idea.”
“No! I am not interested.”
“Well, let's have lunch. Hmm?”
“No! I am not interested.”
“Well, let's have lunch. Hmm?”
January 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
“We can do something. I have an idea.”
“No! I am not interested.”
“Well, let's have lunch. Hmm?”
“No! I am not interested.”
“Well, let's have lunch. Hmm?”
I gave it away! There are vicious animals. It's going to be cold out there, and she's expecting already, and I said, ‘Here you go, flaming sword, don't thank me, and don't let the sun go down on you here.’ I do hope I didn't do the wrong thing.
January 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I gave it away! There are vicious animals. It's going to be cold out there, and she's expecting already, and I said, ‘Here you go, flaming sword, don't thank me, and don't let the sun go down on you here.’ I do hope I didn't do the wrong thing.
Right, I'm gonna formally declare this meeting of the Whickber Street shopkeepers, thingamy over. I think it'd be best if you headed back to your shops as fast as possible and, well, forget as much of this as you can.
January 6, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Right, I'm gonna formally declare this meeting of the Whickber Street shopkeepers, thingamy over. I think it'd be best if you headed back to your shops as fast as possible and, well, forget as much of this as you can.
What a day. You smashed my whiskey, the heating's knackered, and the girls won't go on stage because it's so bleeding cold. And to top it all off, tonight's magician has just been arrested as a deserter. I'm fu—
January 6, 2026 at 5:55 AM
What a day. You smashed my whiskey, the heating's knackered, and the girls won't go on stage because it's so bleeding cold. And to top it all off, tonight's magician has just been arrested as a deserter. I'm fu—
Oh, I mean, this is balderdash.
January 6, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Oh, I mean, this is balderdash.
You! You're late.
January 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
You! You're late.
Ah. The theater. Bravo! Sophocles, Shakespeare.
January 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Ah. The theater. Bravo! Sophocles, Shakespeare.
You've disappointed me. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
January 5, 2026 at 1:55 PM
You've disappointed me. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
You're being promoted. You get to come home.
January 5, 2026 at 9:55 AM
You're being promoted. You get to come home.
I should have known. Of course. These people are working for you.
January 5, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I should have known. Of course. These people are working for you.
I don't... I don't think my side would like that.
January 5, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I don't... I don't think my side would like that.
Sometimes I come here for hours and just... look at it.
January 4, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Sometimes I come here for hours and just... look at it.