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Ramble thoughts on severance. The :monke: react is from a friend that knew exactly where I was going
December 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Gettin’ my ass kicked by muscle memory in half life alyx. What do you mean my spare mags aren’t on my chest/hip? What do you mean I can’t perform a retention reload?

Also it further reinforces my distaste for red dot sights on pistols. I’m very upset I cannot remove it from the pistol
December 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I hope you’re all having a better christmas than I am.
December 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This shit dummber than hell. I love it
December 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Oh no, my reddit account got unbanned. I can feel the urge to bully the capital R redditors returning
December 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
@kim-hu.com is insanely right about the importance of actually exploring ideas. So many times I’ve barged into the office telling everyone to stop doing thing because I went home and kept thinking on how to do thing but better and I explain/show the new way do thing and we all just go:
December 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
One of the cleaners came to sign out an access card and she was wearing a pootie tang weatshirt. I haven’t thought about pootie tang in like two decades
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Had to explain loss to my coworker to understand why it was relevant to bungie stealing art in marathon
December 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
For anyone wondering why the price of morphine has been fucked up and weird on the tarkov pve flea in the US that was my doing. I arbitraged the shit out morphine for an afternoon and it inflated the price, my bad
December 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I burnt the shit outta the garlic lmao
December 16, 2025 at 9:50 AM
The bigger problem here is the use of the word “assault.” You cannot, by the legal definition, assault a non-living thing. Everyday I see media treat robots and AI as something deserving the same rights and protections as humans.

Do not let this happen, it will be used to harm you.
December 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Friend: I’m gonna buy a snub nose .38 and kill john lennon

Other Friend: *laughs*

Friend: Why do you laugh when I say stuff like that but not when [Indy] does?

Other friend: Because with you it’s a joke, when Indy says it he’s serious.

Me, shouting from the background: I got means and motive!
December 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Coworker, enters office, looks at me then space heater: Why are you heating your balls?

Me: I’m not heating them specifically
December 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Poncho tent for the silly man
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I wanna make something very clear about my pronouns. They are ever shifting and ill defined. Not because I am non-binary or genderfluid but so that I can choose the ones that will be the funniest and/or most reality fucking at any given moment
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Friend, looking at my gear in Tarkov: Dude what the fuck is that thing?

Me: What you mean my RD-704?

Friend: Yeah, why are you using that monstrosity?

Me: Check the stats

Friend: IT HAS 50 ERGO WITH A 73 ROUND MAG!?

Me: AND THE RECOIL IS 71 VERT 166 HORIZONTAL! WITH AN LPVO AND BMD!
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Started making soft-boiled eggs and forgot I hadn’t refilled the ice tray, but there was a bottle of vodka in the freezer
December 3, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Weird random thought of the day. But it occurred to me that as microsoft continues to just turbofuck the shit outta windows the average pc user will be better off using steamos. All I do on my pc is game and dick around in blender/unity, so why use the fuckin’ self-destructing os that is windows 11?
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Found a defib and was like “nice, I’ll need this later.” and when I picked it up THERES WAS A LEDX UNDERNEATH IT
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Firebomb your local AI data center. It’s your civic duty.
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Heater under the desk, poncho on, cat in my lap. Oh yeah, I’m cozymaxing this winter.
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
TWO AMMO BOXES IN ONE MARKED ROOM!
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
oh sweet, new f4mi video

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc3D...
Yes, games really WERE cooler years ago
YouTube video by f4mi
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
We should publicly execute the people running and working for these companies.
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It’s almost time to choose a baby jesus to steal again. Besides my mom’s, I steal that one every year.

I have a target in mind but I need to see how the manger is set up this year before commiting
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM