Bardot was a homophobic racist.

If you had a dog that ran onto private land in the countryside and brought you back a pheasant, the land-owner would have something to say about that... Would they also be a "control freak", or is that OK because they have more money than us?

OK, so the meat ducks are in danger, but what about the plant ducks?

"Hmmm. I'm not sure if we can legally do anything about this man falsely accusing you of being a child-groomer. But he did damage your phone, so you should probably be compensated for that."