They need to hurry up and make the movie, everything they quote her on I'm hearing in Kathleen Turner's voice.

Remember, always write the name and put it inside the doll. Then use black pins on the hands to bind them from action and in the head for mental confusion.

Also, given the line of succession, we're going to need 18 dolls to cover everyone.

If true, I would pity the tattoo artist having to touch Loony Loomer’s cellulite, acne scarred ass.

It's nice but it feels like it takes 3 days for him to get it up again.

The men just love those cream pies they make with the women.

Cue the full throated calls from the scared cult members calling them RINOs. This should make for some deliciously hilarious infighting for the next year if it gets forced to a vote in the house and manages to pass. Whatever will the Senate do?

...any man in Murica that arranges flowers would immediately be pegged as most likely gay. At dinner he asked me how long I've been married and then told me he's been with his boyfriend for 10 years.

So is the flower arranging stereotype pretty universal?

The Devil is not amused to be used as a comparison to Cheeto Faced McSnatchgrabber.

It's the spineless parade.

True dat, so by proxy, you did.

But did he turn out to be a conservative? LOL.