Mr. Faggot
@industrialfaggot.com
I was told there would be unsolicited dick pics.
Well, I guess we are keeping the kitty for a while. Husband made purchases.
December 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Well, I guess we are keeping the kitty for a while. Husband made purchases.
He got the cat a collar with an AirTag holder. I didn’t think a bi guy would need that to find pussy.
December 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
He got the cat a collar with an AirTag holder. I didn’t think a bi guy would need that to find pussy.
Adorable when she sleeps and isn’t being needy for attention. She follows us around like a dog and doesn’t like being alone. Quite odd for a street cat. Definitely not feral in the slightest.
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Adorable when she sleeps and isn’t being needy for attention. She follows us around like a dog and doesn’t like being alone. Quite odd for a street cat. Definitely not feral in the slightest.
My energy, show our own, or not
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My energy, show our own, or not
BNPL on groceries? This timeline we live in is really bothersome.
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
BNPL on groceries? This timeline we live in is really bothersome.
There, fixed my settings. If someone is posting nudity and it isn't sexual, It should definitely warn me it's going to be disappointing.
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
There, fixed my settings. If someone is posting nudity and it isn't sexual, It should definitely warn me it's going to be disappointing.
More soap dispenser perfection, in foam style! The kids will love it!
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
More soap dispenser perfection, in foam style! The kids will love it!
Snail turd dispenser for kids after they take a dump.
November 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Snail turd dispenser for kids after they take a dump.
3 years ago....after 14 years of waiting for the perfect moment/reason....TAXES & INSURANCE! @puphavok.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
3 years ago....after 14 years of waiting for the perfect moment/reason....TAXES & INSURANCE! @puphavok.bsky.social
Anniversary presents this year. Fitting.
November 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Anniversary presents this year. Fitting.
Last night we had a romantic dinner out before heading to Lidl and behaving like twats buying all the maple glazed popcorn they had in stock. Only the best for my man.
November 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Last night we had a romantic dinner out before heading to Lidl and behaving like twats buying all the maple glazed popcorn they had in stock. Only the best for my man.
Looks trolling but I am so not into this timeline we are in.
November 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Looks trolling but I am so not into this timeline we are in.
Halloween whoring, before and after.
October 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Halloween whoring, before and after.
Costco, someone must have changed their mind.
October 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Costco, someone must have changed their mind.
From the last accrued interest on the old savings account I closed since I moved all my funds to a different bank. Do I even bother to cash this?
September 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
From the last accrued interest on the old savings account I closed since I moved all my funds to a different bank. Do I even bother to cash this?
Amazon "buy again." I needed 2 of these and this was the smallest quantity they had when we were moving the fiber connection into the house...I still have at least 97 of them with no use and would melt in the sterilizer for more amusing uses.
September 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Amazon "buy again." I needed 2 of these and this was the smallest quantity they had when we were moving the fiber connection into the house...I still have at least 97 of them with no use and would melt in the sterilizer for more amusing uses.
Pro tip: When sending a romance scam message, always keep it gender neutral so you can scam any gender FTW!
August 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Pro tip: When sending a romance scam message, always keep it gender neutral so you can scam any gender FTW!
So are the big flames wild fires and all the red dots dumpster fires?
August 8, 2025 at 7:16 AM
So are the big flames wild fires and all the red dots dumpster fires?
Support the arts they said. Sure, no problem. Not that kind of art they said! Fuck off I told them....
July 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Support the arts they said. Sure, no problem. Not that kind of art they said! Fuck off I told them....
Spotted at Stew Leonard's Grocery Store in Paramus last weekend.
July 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Spotted at Stew Leonard's Grocery Store in Paramus last weekend.
Well this is neat. A Stormy Daniels touchless lube dispenser. Every bedroom should have one!
July 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Well this is neat. A Stormy Daniels touchless lube dispenser. Every bedroom should have one!
Yes Amazon, because a "similar item" to a high caffeine beverage is a "naturally caffeine free" beverage. And this is how the AI will kill the humans, not with intent but more of the "oops, my bad" moments.
July 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Yes Amazon, because a "similar item" to a high caffeine beverage is a "naturally caffeine free" beverage. And this is how the AI will kill the humans, not with intent but more of the "oops, my bad" moments.
Always remember what American Independence Day is celebrating. So...when do we continue the tradition of acts of treason again?
July 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Always remember what American Independence Day is celebrating. So...when do we continue the tradition of acts of treason again?
M&R got so much shit about this shirt because people missed the joke.
June 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
M&R got so much shit about this shirt because people missed the joke.
Happy pride you disgusting monsters!
June 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Happy pride you disgusting monsters!