For the first time ever, someone today referred to me as "charismatic." And I'm thinking,

I dunno, it's giving me real European Union vibes.

Twitter got to see this silly picture of my dog, so you should, too.

Oh look at that, it's time again for the every-60-days changing of the Copyright Office password. The worst password system known to man.

Look upon my registering of works, ye mighty, and despair.

Name a third entry game you think is better than the first two games.

That reminds me of a similar dumb joke that I made years ago.

I loved the Fire Emblem Engage cosplay at the Super Bowl halftime show. Props to Kendrick.

Patrick Mahomes today.

Seriously. If your yogurt raisins come in a box, then you definitely aren't expecting some sort of fruit-and-yogurt parfait kinda thing.

Relatedly, who would even want something like this but with raisins replacing the blueberries?

Nous avons toujours été.