Assistantweasil
@indeliblesi.bsky.social
The lesser of two weasils. Born at 310 ppm. British national of viking heritage. Grew up in a democracy. Diehard Remainer.
@dpd-uk.bsky.social
Given the task of delivering a parcel addressed continental fashion ie. name/town/house name/post code, they delivered my parcel to an old back boiler parked on the edge of a building site quarter of a mile away, and then lied twice claiming that the parcel was misaddressed.
Given the task of delivering a parcel addressed continental fashion ie. name/town/house name/post code, they delivered my parcel to an old back boiler parked on the edge of a building site quarter of a mile away, and then lied twice claiming that the parcel was misaddressed.
December 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
@dpd-uk.bsky.social
Given the task of delivering a parcel addressed continental fashion ie. name/town/house name/post code, they delivered my parcel to an old back boiler parked on the edge of a building site quarter of a mile away, and then lied twice claiming that the parcel was misaddressed.
Given the task of delivering a parcel addressed continental fashion ie. name/town/house name/post code, they delivered my parcel to an old back boiler parked on the edge of a building site quarter of a mile away, and then lied twice claiming that the parcel was misaddressed.
this woman really gets it....
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
November 4, 2025 at 10:23 AM
this woman really gets it....
why isn't the world's biggest aircraft carrier (USS Gerald Ford)
which is in the Caribbean area, hove-to off the Jamaican coast and using it's helicopters and on board medical facilities etc to help the people there and in Cuba?
which is in the Caribbean area, hove-to off the Jamaican coast and using it's helicopters and on board medical facilities etc to help the people there and in Cuba?
October 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
why isn't the world's biggest aircraft carrier (USS Gerald Ford)
which is in the Caribbean area, hove-to off the Jamaican coast and using it's helicopters and on board medical facilities etc to help the people there and in Cuba?
which is in the Caribbean area, hove-to off the Jamaican coast and using it's helicopters and on board medical facilities etc to help the people there and in Cuba?
so....when a hundred thousand thugs and flag-wavers infest the streets of London with their confused and incoherent demands it is headline news. When the same number or more people do the same thing last week to manifest against supporting genocide, not a mention.
I wonder why.
I wonder why.
September 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
so....when a hundred thousand thugs and flag-wavers infest the streets of London with their confused and incoherent demands it is headline news. When the same number or more people do the same thing last week to manifest against supporting genocide, not a mention.
I wonder why.
I wonder why.
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Wrote this about flags and patriotism in 2021 (in The Decade In Tory). Stand by every word now.
August 25, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Wrote this about flags and patriotism in 2021 (in The Decade In Tory). Stand by every word now.
...and did I mention money laundering and dodgy Russian connections?
July 16, 2025 at 11:08 AM
...and did I mention money laundering and dodgy Russian connections?
Enough about Alan Yentob already. Sad for his friends and family but not fifteen minutes at the top of the news, when so many more newsworthy subjects are available.
May 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Enough about Alan Yentob already. Sad for his friends and family but not fifteen minutes at the top of the news, when so many more newsworthy subjects are available.
Watching C4 news. I shall now post something that will get me into trouble.
The Israeli government and its right wing backers are behaving like children growing up after abuse. Someone needs to say, clearly.... 'just because it was done to you, you are not entitled to do it to someone else.'
The Israeli government and its right wing backers are behaving like children growing up after abuse. Someone needs to say, clearly.... 'just because it was done to you, you are not entitled to do it to someone else.'
May 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Watching C4 news. I shall now post something that will get me into trouble.
The Israeli government and its right wing backers are behaving like children growing up after abuse. Someone needs to say, clearly.... 'just because it was done to you, you are not entitled to do it to someone else.'
The Israeli government and its right wing backers are behaving like children growing up after abuse. Someone needs to say, clearly.... 'just because it was done to you, you are not entitled to do it to someone else.'
I am probably catastrophising, but I can't shake the feeling that the plan (insofar as there is one) is to let Russia take enough of Ukraine to allow them a pause for rearmament, then to pressure Europe before we have got our act together, meanwhile quietly to annexe Greenland....
March 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I am probably catastrophising, but I can't shake the feeling that the plan (insofar as there is one) is to let Russia take enough of Ukraine to allow them a pause for rearmament, then to pressure Europe before we have got our act together, meanwhile quietly to annexe Greenland....
Nah....just deciding between Eurasia and Eastasia.
February 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Nah....just deciding between Eurasia and Eastasia.
Calling the current crew captain on the ISS 'fully retarded' really does reveal the underdevelopment of maturity in Musk.
I have a picture in my mind of the smirking group surrounding a playground bully, ready with puerile insults for anyone daring to challenge them.
I have a picture in my mind of the smirking group surrounding a playground bully, ready with puerile insults for anyone daring to challenge them.
February 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Calling the current crew captain on the ISS 'fully retarded' really does reveal the underdevelopment of maturity in Musk.
I have a picture in my mind of the smirking group surrounding a playground bully, ready with puerile insults for anyone daring to challenge them.
I have a picture in my mind of the smirking group surrounding a playground bully, ready with puerile insults for anyone daring to challenge them.
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King Charles who loves killing foxes, birds, and badgers has been made Patron of the RSPCA.
King Charles used his power to block a ban on Fox Hunting and to make sure it is the joke ban we currently have.
RT if the RSPCA should remove him.
King Charles used his power to block a ban on Fox Hunting and to make sure it is the joke ban we currently have.
RT if the RSPCA should remove him.
December 21, 2024 at 1:05 PM
King Charles who loves killing foxes, birds, and badgers has been made Patron of the RSPCA.
King Charles used his power to block a ban on Fox Hunting and to make sure it is the joke ban we currently have.
RT if the RSPCA should remove him.
King Charles used his power to block a ban on Fox Hunting and to make sure it is the joke ban we currently have.
RT if the RSPCA should remove him.
...Light thickens, and the crow makes wing to th' rooky wood.
Good things of day begin to droop and drowse; Whiles night’s black agents to their preys do rouse.
Good things of day begin to droop and drowse; Whiles night’s black agents to their preys do rouse.
January 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
...Light thickens, and the crow makes wing to th' rooky wood.
Good things of day begin to droop and drowse; Whiles night’s black agents to their preys do rouse.
Good things of day begin to droop and drowse; Whiles night’s black agents to their preys do rouse.
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Elon Musk has, and should have, absolutely nothing to do with British Politics.
Repost if you agree.
Repost if you agree.
January 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Elon Musk has, and should have, absolutely nothing to do with British Politics.
Repost if you agree.
Repost if you agree.
happy new year to weasels everywhere!
December 31, 2024 at 10:43 PM
happy new year to weasels everywhere!
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Bishop of Gloucester on R4 failing to answer a simple question about whether she supports the AB of York or not, a question put four times. Slippery, disingenuous, evasive, it is all too easy to see why she was promoted to bishop. Out with the whole lot of them, ASAP.
December 22, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Bishop of Gloucester on R4 failing to answer a simple question about whether she supports the AB of York or not, a question put four times. Slippery, disingenuous, evasive, it is all too easy to see why she was promoted to bishop. Out with the whole lot of them, ASAP.
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Donald Trump absolutely HATES the “President Musk” meme with a passion.
Let’s keep spreading it.
Let’s keep spreading it.
December 22, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Donald Trump absolutely HATES the “President Musk” meme with a passion.
Let’s keep spreading it.
Let’s keep spreading it.
yes, but sunrise is still getting later. Mind you, I find it easy to miss that bit by staying in a nice warm bed.
December 16, 2024 at 9:58 PM
yes, but sunrise is still getting later. Mind you, I find it easy to miss that bit by staying in a nice warm bed.
just watching C4 news. Is there no good news in the world anymore? At all?
December 16, 2024 at 7:30 PM
just watching C4 news. Is there no good news in the world anymore? At all?
why can't 'prince' Andrew just be housed in a semi on the north circular, and sink into the obscurity he deserves?
December 13, 2024 at 10:03 PM
why can't 'prince' Andrew just be housed in a semi on the north circular, and sink into the obscurity he deserves?
walking my junior grandson (just one, toddling) in his local playground, and a woman allows her large dog to make a determined lunge at him. Hauls the dog in and cannot understand why I immediately place myself between the lad and the hound. 'It won't hurt him' she says. I agree. It won't.
December 12, 2024 at 1:56 PM
walking my junior grandson (just one, toddling) in his local playground, and a woman allows her large dog to make a determined lunge at him. Hauls the dog in and cannot understand why I immediately place myself between the lad and the hound. 'It won't hurt him' she says. I agree. It won't.
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The Media won't acknowledge this video of the farmers blocking an ambulance with its blue lights on so could you could RT it so people see it?
December 11, 2024 at 7:47 PM
The Media won't acknowledge this video of the farmers blocking an ambulance with its blue lights on so could you could RT it so people see it?
I can't help thinking how useful a battery drill and a sharp 5mm bit might be as part of my cycling kit in London today. The arrogance of these people needs to be taken down a few pegs.
December 11, 2024 at 6:03 PM
I can't help thinking how useful a battery drill and a sharp 5mm bit might be as part of my cycling kit in London today. The arrogance of these people needs to be taken down a few pegs.