further thoughts on rocket vs tambourine vs piano: mr tambourine man says something cheeky about rocket man's wife. rocket man socks him. the piano man gets between them, knocking rocket man on his ass. all three of them are kicked out of the bar. mr tambourine man and the piano man kiss. fin.

Roses are red
As is my tongue
Say Drake, I heard you like them young

A brassica joke!
xkcd.com/2827/

Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note

Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp

To be clear, despite @bsky.app labelling it as an imposter account @tomska.bsky.social is Tom's real account.

And ironically, @thetomska.bsky.social is a fake account.

Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business.

They could call it Ben and Jerry's.

I will not shed a single tear for that US healthcare CEO that got murdered because he was a horrible cunt - but that doesn’t mean murder should be celebrated.

Murder can often be necessary, justified, and sometimes even fair, but it is absolutely not ever worthy of celebration.

I am incredibly uncomfortable with the constant and repeated glorification of actual violence and killing that I see so frequently on here from other progressive people.

The meme I didn't know I needed

My statement on the Assisted Dying Bill.

he loves his gengar plush

We really need to respond to to bigots with a more of a:

“What you egg!”
*stabs him*

Kinda attitude!

What do you call a small kamel who is really into reggae inspired rock music???

A Ska-unk!