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mid 20s • she/her • writer

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incalamity.bsky.social
oh. 🥺
screenshot from ao3: "Kudos: 1,053"
September 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
incalamity.bsky.social
why is the guy who works at my local record store perceiving me enough to know i’ll buy anything djo related (i said yes)
screenshot of a text: Today 4:29 PM Hey, heard Crux Deluxe released. Do you want me to let you know when it's in store?
September 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
incalamity.bsky.social
a look into my dating life <3
a screenshot of an unposted bluesky post: "making out with someone is boring as hell i can write better tongue than that"
September 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
incalamity.bsky.social
this was me as i was sitting in my car outside of the movie theater after watching superman btw
yall are lucky i don't remember a single thing from the batman 2022 or i would've already written battinson and corenswet superman fucking like crazy ten times over
August 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
incalamity.bsky.social
seeing a bookmark comment in one of my native languages is crazy like ok salamat po 🙂‍↕️
JUSKO PO SARAP BUHUWUHSJSMSS
July 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
incalamity.bsky.social
he speaks a silent prayer

🖤 rated e, 13.7k
🖤 canon divergent
🖤 steve character study, soft sex

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/67818091

#steddie #steddiefic
Title: he speaks a silent prayer Author: incalamity Summary: Eddie keeps his bottom lip between his teeth when Steve isn't keeping his mouth busy with something else. It's pretty sexy, at least Steve likes to think so. He likes watching a moan start crawling up Eddie's throat only for him to sink his canines into his lip hard enough to break skin. But he also thinks he'll like whatever noise Eddie might make even if his lip isn't between his teeth all the time. He just likes hearing Eddie. Eddie is quiet during sex. A while has passed since they started seeing each other, and Eddie still hasn't made much of a noise other than a gasp or a sigh. So, Steve makes it a point to try and wring anything else out. He gets close sometimes. He'll press his fingers down in the right spot and Eddie will drop his jaw, but it's like he realizes what's happening and he snaps his mouth shut. He'll get the angle just right when he's flush against Eddie's ass and Eddie will breathe with a hitch, but just before he makes any sort of noise, he shoves his face into a pillow. Eddie's a vocal guy, has been since Steve was aware of him all the way back in middle school. He sings and he narrates and he protests. His voice is a source of power, so it throws Steve for a loop when Eddie is more or less silent during sex. Maybe he's doing something wrong. He likes to think that he's decent at drawing out pleasure enough to get it to come out in different ways: a whimper, a moan, a shout, an orgasm. But maybe it's different with a guy. Maybe it's different with Eddie.
July 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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gagged they silenced me on tumblr
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May 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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“the library would be better with your name in it” i’m going to cry
a screenshot of an ao3 comment that reads: If this is what religion is like, I am ready to join the church. This was so, incredibly wonderful to read. You captured their dialogue and psychology so well, not to mention the IMAGERY!!! I could see this playing out before my eyes, and it was visceral and feverish in the best of ways. I hope you continue writing; you have a true talent, and the library would be better with your name in it. <3
May 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
incalamity.bsky.social
where love thrives

🎂 rated g, 5.3k
🎂 canon compliant, future
🎂 kid fic, character study

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/65157730

#rwrb #firstprince #rwrbingo
Title: where love thrives By: incalamity Summary: "What if I'm not good enough to be her dad?" Or, Alex struggles with being a parent as his daughter's first birthday spent with him and Henry comes around. "You're going to run yourself into the ground." Alex tries to look up, but his phone is stuck between his ear and his shoulder and he can't risk accidentally hanging up the call when he's been on hold for so long. So instead, he holds a finger up to Henry, ignoring his husband's exasperated sigh, and says, "No one has ever run themselves into the ground planning a kid's birthday party." "You've always had a penchant towards making history." Henry walks over and holds the phone in his hand, pressing it to Alex's ear. "Do you want me to take the call? That way, you can finish the rest of your incredibly long list of tasks for a child's birthday party." Alex rolls his shoulders, relieved to finally get rid of the crick in his neck. "Would you?" "Of course, love," Henry mumbles, then kisses his cheek. "Now, go run to the store to buy thirty party hats and come back before it's time to pick Val up from school."
April 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
incalamity.bsky.social
the human condition

🩻 rated e, 6.7k
🩻 post 2x14
🩻 pwp

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/65050630

#housemd #hilson
Title: the human condition By: incalamity Summary: "Heard you gave a heart away today." Chinese food is always better without the pitiful attempts at small talk that almost always intend to lead into big talk. "Heard you packed up and left your wife today," House says. He feels Wilson's unimpressed stare before he sees it. "What? I thought we were stating the obvious." A take on what happened between House and Wilson after 2x14 "Sex Kills" ended. "I wanted to talk," Wilson lies, pouting into his Kung Pao chicken. "You wanted to wax poetic, get me to feel bad for you, and put out." The last part is a joke, but strikes familiar and uncomfortable if Wilson's wide eyes and dusted cheeks have anything to say about it. "If you wanna experiment with someone, pay for a hooker, or a rent boy. I'm busy." "Eating Chinese food?" "Talking to an idiot." Wilson doesn't drop it because he became immune to House some time between a minute and a decade ago. It must've been all that exposure to him.
April 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
incalamity.bsky.social
insane to choose this shot and this song to happen at the same time on screen
Screenshot of House M.D.: Shot is centered on Wilson with House in the foreground. The background music has the lyrics: "We might kiss."
April 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
incalamity.bsky.social
?? this show makes me feel insane
Screenshot from House M.D.. Wilson is looking to the side while House tells him, "You wanna look pretty. At work."
April 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
incalamity.bsky.social
one track mind

👟 rated g, 3.3k
👟 high school au, sports au
👟 rivals, getting together

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/64350964
Title: one track mind By: incalamity Summary: "Can I just ask what your problem is with me?" He sounds exhausted, like that question has been haunting him every Monday and Wednesday for the past two years instead of haunting Henry. "You're joking," Henry says, letting out an incredulous laugh. "What's your problem with me?" The track and field team and lacrosse team share the field every Monday and Wednesday, which means at least twice a week, Henry suffers from lacrosse-vice-captain-related headaches. Rating: General Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston Relationship: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Characters: Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Alex Claremont-Diaz Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Sports, Track and Field, Lacrosse, Rivals, Pre-Relationship, Meddling, Misunderstandings, Confessions, Getting Together, Alternate Universe - High School Language: English
April 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
incalamity.bsky.social
i’m a lost cause btw
“1 - 20 of 2,171 Works in The Iliad - Homer”
March 29, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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the ether of death

🤍 rated e, 6.3k
🤍 canon compliant
🤍 reunion sex

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/64128736

#hadesgame #patrochilles
Title: the ether of death By: incalamity Summary: Patroclus takes pause. He has spent gods' know how long postulating what had happened in life and afterlife for their souls to be separated in seeming punishment while he rested in fools' paradise; but now that he has his lover in his arms, just a breath away from tasting him again and again and again, he cannot find it in himself to care, not now. "You spoke of how you must kiss me," he says, close enough to taste the gasp from Achilles' parted mouth, "well, my Achilles, I must have you." Or, reunion sex. "You are not real," he says, though he holds the body in his arms as if to ensure its everlasting place in his arms. "You cannot be." "I am real," Achilles promises, as if his very soul depends on it. Patroclus believes him. He must, for his imagination has never done Achilles as just as the visage of him in this very moment. Achilles' brilliance is unmatched, something Patroclus' mind could never capture in the most vivid of his memory. His hair is a vibrant yellow to rival the rings of sunlight from Helios himself, the strands of which fall in a way that softens the otherwise hard lines of his nose and jaw. His eyes remain a reflection of the ocean on the clearest of days: a blue that cannot be recreated with mere imagination. His lips— and oh, those lips-are a long line curled up at the corners in ever-resting smile and ever-calling temptation.
March 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
incalamity.bsky.social
it’s 1am should i start reading this 2 million word fic
Stats: Published: 2021-07-17 Completed: 2024-01-13 Words: 2,535,968 Chapters: 154/154 Comments: 10,677 Kudos: 7,878 Bookmarks: 1,404 Hits: 551,262
March 17, 2025 at 7:58 AM
incalamity.bsky.social
stolen from @whimsymanaged.bsky.social 💌
my brand? what's the first 3 things that come to mind when you think of my account
March 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
incalamity.bsky.social
he’s literally such a bitch i love him
Lecter felt much better. He thought he might surprise Graham with a call sometime, or if the man couldn't be civil, he might have a hospital-supply house mail Graham a colostomy bag for old times' sake.
March 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
incalamity.bsky.social
age gap firstprince- omg who said that?

#rwrbwip
The stranger is still looking at him, seemingly unperturbed by the notion of getting caught staring. Perhaps it's because this man possesses a handsomeness and magnetism that upends any of his odder tendencies—and he's also quite dashing in a suit. The dark blue of his three-piece complements him, brightening his complexion even under the harsh lights of the conference-hall-turned-party-room. The suit jacket conforms to his body, matching him for every curve and plane in a way that can only mean it was made for him to solely wear. Not to mention the fit of his trousers, which Henry promptly looks away from for propriety and professionalism's sake. But more than the way the man dresses himself is the way he grooms himself. His hair is slicked back, but there is not so much product that his curls are lost; and in this particular lighting, his hair shows off its dark color—maybe black, maybe brown—but all Henry takes stock of is the grey streaks along his hairline and at his temples. His jaw is strong, complimenting the apples of his cheeks, but all of that is lost to the five-o'clock-shadow darkening above his cupid's bow and around his chin.
March 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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#mishanks + the intimacy of knowing someone

(happy mishanks day ⚔️)
Shanks remains silent, but he looks at Mihawk through a squinted eye, the other lid closed to the harsh light of the setting sun. He breathes, his chest expanding with the air, and exhales. He rests fully into the earth. “You’re trying to comfort me,” he says, but he sounds mournful. “How pathetic do I sound that I made Hawkeyes Mihawk try to comfort me? I need a drink.” Mihawk is likely to agree, but instead, he says, “I am not attempting to comfort you. I am attempting to understand you.” “So, you’re being selfish?” Shanks asks, grinning. He wears an expression meant to goad Mihawk. Mihawk astutely looks towards the horizon. “I am,” he confirms with a nod. “I would like to know you.” It is a confession of Mihawk’s highest caliber. He is not capable of much in terms of speaking what he holds close to his chest, but he knows the simple gesture of knowing someone is intimate. He does not dare to look at Shanks. “You already know me,” Shanks says softly, and before Mihawk can interject, he continues, “maybe not everything about me, but you know me. You knew I would be here, in the East, on this island. You knew I didn’t actually want to stop our duels. You knew, when everyone else didn’t, just how deeply I grieved my arm. You know much about me, Mihawk, more so than any man on this earth.” It is a consolation. Perhaps it is pathetic, but Mihawk takes it, for any piece of Shanks is rare.
March 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
incalamity.bsky.social
happy middle aged yaoi day for those who celebrate
screenshot from one piece: shanks is waiting for mihawk to take a drink from his mug.
March 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
incalamity.bsky.social
hostile and intimidating will graham RISE
"We're woefully short of material on that sort of thing. There's one single piece in The Journal of Abnormal Psychology. Would you mind talking with some of the staff-no, no, not this trip—Dr. Bloom was very severe with me on that point. We're to leave you alone. Next trip, perhaps." Dr. Chilton had seen a lot of hostility. He was seeing some at the moment. Graham stood up. "Thank you, Doctor. I want to see Lecter now."
March 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
incalamity.bsky.social
why does chilton sound like a jilted lover girl it’s a GOOD thing famous cannibal hannibal lecter isn’t constantly thinking about you 😭
"No. I just saw him when ... I saw him mainly in court. Dr. Bloom showed me his articles in the journals," Graham said. "He's very familiar with you. He's given you a lot of thought." "You had some sessions with him?"
March 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
incalamity.bsky.social
#yaoimoment
screenshot from haikyuu 1x04: hinata in spike formation overlayed onto kageyama's eye.
March 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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hinata steamrolling past kageyama's guilt over his jr high years by saying "that's in the past" and "this is now" and "you set to me just fine" is all that was needed for kageyama to be reminded of what his grandfather told him about powerful players. haikyuu is a love story and in this essay
screenshot from haikyuu 1x04: hinata is saying, "You set a ball for me just fine. It makes no difference to me."
March 8, 2025 at 5:36 AM