Inara O'Neill 🍃 6'3" Goddess-next-door GFE
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Inara O'Neill 🍃 6'3" Goddess-next-door GFE
@inaraoneill.bsky.social
*Books closed till January*

Mary Olivers slutty Irish cousin☘️
Legs for days,moss forever.

🏔️ Kootenay/Okanagan/Touring/FMTY

Erotic lightning bolt or part-time super-natural girlfriend, you decide.

🌐https://tryst.link/escort/inaraoneill
*Books are closed to new clients until January*

It will be 2026 before you know it, so don't hesitate to reach out about FMTYs from January onwards 😘. The only way to see me before then is to come visit me in my Kootenay mountain lair.

Last rays of summer captured by @mason-rose.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 7:50 AM
It's that monochrome, sinnamon scented time of year - during which i can get away with wearing the amount of black id like to wear all the time.
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Lots of this kind of hilarious acrobatics. Having 38inch long legs also helped
October 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Just two space cowgirls crashing a sci-fi writing retreat.
October 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I'm availible for FMTY prebookings to Vancouver and beyond from January 2nd, between Friday evening and Monday-day every week.

In an attempt to become a part-time Vancouverite i may devise mutually delightfull weekend rates - from breakfast on Saturday to sending you off to work on Monday morning?😘
October 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
... She's my cousin, as per my bio.
October 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This book is a near future speculative policy thriller - which is sexier then it sounds. This book is hyper-real, detailing myriad global rebellions, policy changes and inventions all from the perspective of lived experience. And a hot trans person who breaks then reinvents the Internet, obviously.
October 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Cozy speculative fiction that also scientifically checks out - all her books are pretty great in the vein of 'imagining survivable futures'
October 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Red Green is my favorite uncle. I found this at a tiny bookstore and was so delighted by the fact it exists and the content is exactly what you'd expect.
October 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I read this on a wooden train that took 14 hours to get from Bucharest to the town in the Transylvanian mountains where i was going to work when i was 19.

Also there is a deep appeal to the complicated but visceral vampyric lust 🖤
October 20, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I went through a significant groupie phase, and this book was almost as hot. It's also what the movie Almost Famous is based on.
October 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Really any of Ursula Le Guin's speculative work. Speculative fiction is the ethnography of hypothetical futures, when done right. And she always does it right💅
October 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This book is incredibly well referenced and is a round-up (see what i did there) of how horses have been central to human culture and social change until very recently, with an emphasis on horses in Indigenous cultures and both sides of settler colonialism. Also surprisingly readable.
October 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Annie Proulx short stories, generally. If you are in any way slightly horny for cowboys and tragedy I'd highly reading the original Brokeback Mountain, contained in this collection.

Not coincidentally, the photo below is what i was up to last weekend
October 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
In no particular order:

This is the first speculative fiction book I've read that spans over 1000 years and does so in a way that makes sense to the characters, ecological processes and shifts in government organization and ethics over time.

Also has a moose romance and robot4robot hookups.
October 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
✨My favorite part is definitely bathing in sunbeams in forest clearings. Being worshipped by your lips is a close second 🍁

My least favorite is little mortal men who refuse to screen and deposit, and think I, a devine slut, should be happy to sit around waiting to see if they materialize.🤯!?!?
October 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hi Okanagan & interior Darlins:

Still mostly on hiatus but if our calenders happen to align I'd love to drop by your town and connect on my travels. Fall has me so pumpkin spicey...

Oct 5-7, 9,14,17-19
November 1-3

Photo is a sneak preview of my cowgirl dream shot with @mason-rose.bsky.social
October 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hint (testing on myself)
September 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Let's play 'guess what this sensation/art device is'?

Yes it's homemade (not by me).

Hint: Requires a car battery to work
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Ahahaha. No one has tried to spank me and lived to tell the tale.

See those handprints? Leaving those on naughts butts is my favorite form of body art.I also like using the bible when my hands start to get sore.

Impact i will occasionally bottom for, spanking specifically is... Unbecoming 💅
September 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Tiger Tiger actually. Or key lime pie frozen yogurt.

I'm a total slut for ice cream though, and can enjoy most flavours.

Someone once doordashed us a giant post coital sundae and i subsequently dated them for a year. I've since learnt to seperate ice cream and connection but it took some work 🤣
September 28, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Naturally good with horses and cats? Smart? It really depends on the human. I admire people who are wholeheartedly themselves.
September 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I'm an Aries, so i don't 🤣 I run entirely on chaos, magic and peer reviewed, evidence based life hacks (Capricorn rising 😘).

Things that help me remember who i am:
-Laughinh with my people
-Wild swimming
-Touching moss, unironically
-ad-hoc buddist meditation
-Reading fiction
-Working out
September 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Well, that's uniquely specific...

Octopus - they would be far better in bed.

I'm not NOT into the idea of someone with better limbs for getting tangled up in then me... Until this hentai happens irl, i remain undefeated in the long limb snuggling department.
September 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tina Horn - of Why Are People Into That (amazing kink podcast) and SFSX (groundbreaking graphic novels) fame

And

@sugarbutch.net (Sinclair Sexsmith)

Because proffesional sluts who are good with words are kindof my thing.

Hollywood celebs? Erm ... Benedict Cumberbatch? Love a dorky ginger
September 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM