It’s true! My mom is in her 70’s with no history of cancer in her family and no issues ever and she still gets called back almost every year bc of breast density.

Mostly b/c you're even-keeled and call out people when they're being ridiculous. (from what I've seen on the internet)

I'm glad you got through it with minimal agony! It reminds me I need to schedule mine.

One of the only benefits of big bazongas and also getting my chest manhandled by cardiologists at least once a year is that my frontside is like "yeah, okay. This is ... not that bad".

When it comes time for cardiac ultrasounds, it is then that the pain is awful and I would like lego boobs please.

I saw a meme where someone said to name their wifi network (if the neighbor could see it) with "Cool it on the leaf blower, Stephen." Only with more profanity.

Kid is THRIVING at their new school. So into their schoolwork, a mob of new friends, no pouting about having to go everyday. Such a relief.

For a person who hates games with only shitty choices, I'm enjoying it.

Oh no! What a crap thing to happen!

Normally, I'm a wait until Thanksgiving is over to put up Crimmas decor person. But 2025 can go fuck itself so bring on the fat santas and christmas lights.

He pivoted to excited quickly but I’m interested to see if he comes over again 😂

Up here it was…shrimp? Like…three people dressed in various shrimp costumes in under an hour.

GIRLS TRIP

Meanwhile the 1% are all "Imma buy a senator, as a lil treat."