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Sarah
@imyerhero.bsky.social
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Middle aged mom somehow. She/her. Heart stuff, stroke stuff. Big geek. Knitter. Reader. Gamer. PNW. Pro LGBTQ rights. Pro choice. Pro BLM. Anti fascism. Also I shitpost a lot.
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My wife has kindly asked me to stop referring to the neutered male pets in our house as "my council of eunuchs"
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Two photos of a blonde woman in a suit, point of view through a window. It is Leslie Knope from Parks & Rec. She says "I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like 100 years in hell."
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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I don't have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done.
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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An image of Elrond from Lord of the Rings but with Benoit Blanc [from Knives Out]'s face imposed on it. He is saying: [Benoit Blanc voice] and nine to the race of men, who above all else desire - what? powah. precisely. but they were all of them deCEIved. for ANOTHAH ring was made.
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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The heading reads "We listen and we don't judge." Below it is this statement. The face I'm listening with: [Followed by] a photo of Schmidt from the tv show New Girl. He is wrapped in a cozy warm brown waffle knit blanket, including over his head as a hood. He is giving a disgusted face to someone offscreen.
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Do you have a scar on your knee or were u born after 2004
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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I know it's Saturday but...
November 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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I still say my phone number twice whenever I leave voicemails as if people can't see the number because I belong to the early 90s.
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Logging on
An image of the church lady from SNL. She's greeting you with "good morning, sinners"
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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i thought i liked seeing movies but turns out i like eating candy in a dark room where it's illegal to talk to me
November 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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one more halloween for you
wife: why r u putting garlic in ur pants me: so dracula won't try to eat my ass wife: why would dracula try to eat ur ass me: he won't. the garlic - r u even listening
November 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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gandalf: jesus: gandalf: jesus: lol, I just realized after I died and came back people started saying I was white too gandalf: we don-we don't have to bond over stuff
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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A pencil drawing of a cute little hamster pouring hot water into a coffee carafe. The caption says "Rest here weary doom-scroller, you've seen enough bullshit for one day."
October 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Art of Adam and Eve from the Hebrew Bible where Adam is barbequeing. He states "The McRib is back!" Eve replies, "Stop calling me that."
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Boomer: "You have no dignity." Me: "It's pronounced no diggity."
October 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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“With marinara with roasted veg blended in”
October 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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When you are feeling powerless just remember, a single one of your turds can shut down an entire water park.
October 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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"i just told you 2 minutes ago" i do not control the remember
October 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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all you need for a winnie the pooh costume is a red tshirt and courage.
October 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Keeping me alive is like a fucked up tamagotchi. A traumagotchi, if you will.
October 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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3.
nine photos of renaissance paintings featuring children. all of them are disturbing in some way. On a scale of Renaissance child how are you feeling today?
October 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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tired of mercurys shit. i'm in retrograde now. its my turn.
October 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM