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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g
@imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social
That one f word from the bird app that’s psychic
📍NYC
His roommates always used to call me when he was having panic attacks saying he would ask for me and only want me. Even my mom thought him and I were going to end up together cus of how much he was protective of me and just always wanted to be with only me.
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I’m going to be living in some remote forest (which we don’t know cus of climate change and shit) somewhere hiding and crying that I can’t die. Giving prophecies and crying more about how I can’t die.
October 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Which also makes sense considering my bloodline is Native American and Basque. The Basque people are supposedly the descendants of Atlantis and witches. I’m already a very prominent witch and psychic. Like across the globe. This just makes the evidence stronger. I’m gonna be here forever 😫😫😫😫😫
October 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Like what would I even talk to them about? The chemical compound and density of concrete vs how fast it dries in conditions which i always know cus I went to college? Like I have nothing to speak to these people with.
October 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Like PLS you’re lucky I’m not even trying to read you rn. I’m too tipsy but let me return to you tomorrow. You better block me by then cus the way I’m going to shred you apart like a ribbon
September 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Move in with me
July 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM