Clifford the Big Red F🚩g
@imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social
That one f word from the bird app that’s psychic
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Thinking I’m gonna pull an Elizabeth Holmes with a dash of Anna Delvey, and a sprinkle of Jen Shah
December 2, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Thinking I’m gonna pull an Elizabeth Holmes with a dash of Anna Delvey, and a sprinkle of Jen Shah
Heated Rivalry is making me think about my straight bestie in college who played hockey at NYU & truly fell in love with me. He’d lay in my bed & cuddle with me, tell me to ask our friends to leave so it could be just us, & when he broke up with his girlfriend he called me crying saying he needed me
November 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Heated Rivalry is making me think about my straight bestie in college who played hockey at NYU & truly fell in love with me. He’d lay in my bed & cuddle with me, tell me to ask our friends to leave so it could be just us, & when he broke up with his girlfriend he called me crying saying he needed me
I love fighting with republicans. It’s a mental exercise for me. I essentially grab them by their straw hair and swing them back and forth against the pavement like a rag-doll intellectually until I’ve beaten the will to live out of them. And I hope they go home and contemplate suicide after. Do it.
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I love fighting with republicans. It’s a mental exercise for me. I essentially grab them by their straw hair and swing them back and forth against the pavement like a rag-doll intellectually until I’ve beaten the will to live out of them. And I hope they go home and contemplate suicide after. Do it.
Just because I’ve been banned from Twitter doesn’t mean my life long mission of terrorizing republicans has ended. I’ve had 5 accounts banned from TikTok already this year and I still have instagram! The only thing I hate more than republicans are probably shallow gay men and monkeys (all species)
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Just because I’ve been banned from Twitter doesn’t mean my life long mission of terrorizing republicans has ended. I’ve had 5 accounts banned from TikTok already this year and I still have instagram! The only thing I hate more than republicans are probably shallow gay men and monkeys (all species)
A brain surgeon just liked me on Hinge 😍😍😍 goodbye poverty
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 AM
A brain surgeon just liked me on Hinge 😍😍😍 goodbye poverty
Monkeys and Taylor Swift both have sinister energy. Something deeply sinister.
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Monkeys and Taylor Swift both have sinister energy. Something deeply sinister.
I am going to start invoicing men and jobs for wasting my time.
November 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I am going to start invoicing men and jobs for wasting my time.
I’ve always felt like my blood was cursed with longevity and life and today I found out my 14th GREAT GRANDMOTHER — FOURTEENTH - 14TH lived until 117. Born in 1555 and died in 1672. I’m just gonna be here suffering forever 😫
October 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I’ve always felt like my blood was cursed with longevity and life and today I found out my 14th GREAT GRANDMOTHER — FOURTEENTH - 14TH lived until 117. Born in 1555 and died in 1672. I’m just gonna be here suffering forever 😫
This may sound elitist but I’d rather be alone than be with someone blue collar. I’m sorry I didn’t work my ass of to graduate from NYU to end up with an idiot who doesn’t read, cant keep up with me intellectually, and who I have to explain every little thing to cus they’re dumb.
October 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
This may sound elitist but I’d rather be alone than be with someone blue collar. I’m sorry I didn’t work my ass of to graduate from NYU to end up with an idiot who doesn’t read, cant keep up with me intellectually, and who I have to explain every little thing to cus they’re dumb.
So what’s everyone’s current teams on Legends: ZA?
October 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
So what’s everyone’s current teams on Legends: ZA?
I’m convinced Yellowstone is Elysium
October 12, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I’m convinced Yellowstone is Elysium
In HS I used to call this girl I didn’t like Jane Goodall and her best friend Koko cus she had sideburns and looked like a gorilla. Feel like sending her an RIP message today to let her know I didn’t forget her.
October 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
In HS I used to call this girl I didn’t like Jane Goodall and her best friend Koko cus she had sideburns and looked like a gorilla. Feel like sending her an RIP message today to let her know I didn’t forget her.
October 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Leaving this here www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8SVJVSy/
Anyway. I’m still open for readings. #psychic #witchtok #witch #tarot #fyp
TikTok video by Fabian
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September 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Leaving this here www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8SVJVSy/
So this job called me a month ago left me a voicemail for an interview called her back and she’s been ghosting me. So now since she left me her cell number I call every night at 3/4am to let her know to not be a dumb bitch and at least communicate with me. ☺️ and I will continue this until she learn
September 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
So this job called me a month ago left me a voicemail for an interview called her back and she’s been ghosting me. So now since she left me her cell number I call every night at 3/4am to let her know to not be a dumb bitch and at least communicate with me. ☺️ and I will continue this until she learn
Just don’t try me.
September 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Just don’t try me.
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“That’s what you need, I got you f*ggot”
April 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
“That’s what you need, I got you f*ggot”
Oh no. My hole is exposed. I hope no one tries to eat it. What will I ever do? 🥺
August 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Oh no. My hole is exposed. I hope no one tries to eat it. What will I ever do? 🥺
I have such a problem being around mortals. Like I don’t know how to deal with it. Their emotions are so trivial to me. Their thoughts. Their everything. I don’t know how to relate to a mortal. Especially one who sees everything in the now. To me the now extends a decade to them it’s instantaneous
August 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I have such a problem being around mortals. Like I don’t know how to deal with it. Their emotions are so trivial to me. Their thoughts. Their everything. I don’t know how to relate to a mortal. Especially one who sees everything in the now. To me the now extends a decade to them it’s instantaneous
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Not my weed guy wanting to have him as his psychic/witch to do readings and shit in exchange for free weed. We love bartering our skills.
July 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Not my weed guy wanting to have him as his psychic/witch to do readings and shit in exchange for free weed. We love bartering our skills.
I’d rather be alone than have a man that’s sober and doesn’t do drugs. Like what a boring life. PASS.
July 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I’d rather be alone than have a man that’s sober and doesn’t do drugs. Like what a boring life. PASS.
I’m supposed to perform a seance next week. Idk if I wanna let the spirit possess me to speak face to face or not yet.
July 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I’m supposed to perform a seance next week. Idk if I wanna let the spirit possess me to speak face to face or not yet.
I fucking hate men
July 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I fucking hate men
Can’t spell dissapointMENt without MEN
July 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Can’t spell dissapointMENt without MEN