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improvisingNate
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Improviser at Curious Comedy Theater in PDX.
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Financial Crimes Investigator at Mercury Technologies.

I support #lgbtq #transrights #blacklivesmatter
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Here’s my introduction:

By day I am a Financial Crimes Investigator. I investigate money laundering for banks.

By night I’m an improviser at the Curious Comedy Theater (or wherever they’ll have me) in Portland, OR.

I’m here to be funny, engaging, inclusive, and kind.

I look like this
Time travel is one of the few types of travel where it actually is about the destination.
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Trump says our economy is booming but implosions make a booming sound too.
November 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
My biggest baseball hot take is you should have to run the bases with whatever gear you had on in the batter’s box.
November 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
When I play strip poker I wear a one piece jumpsuit and go all-in on every hand.
October 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My mom is visiting from out of town. We’re at the #timbersfc match. I told her to tell me when she heard “whistle guy” and didn’t explain it any more than that. Part way through the first half she looked at me and said “whistle guy!”
October 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“Relax relax” says the soccer dad to the high school players while he is clearly not relaxed.
October 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I’ll try anything 10 times
October 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Can we talk about catchers “framing” a pitch from the top of the strike zone all the way to the bottom of the strike zone? Is this fooling anyone? How long has this been acceptable? I’m not talking about kids who are still learning. I’m talking about full grown MLB players doing this. #mlb #baseball
October 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It’s maddening to look through my news feed and constantly see stories about Trump sending National Guard Troops to blue cities he claims are war-zones followed by stories of mass shootings happening in red cities.
October 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Praying is just asking to speak to the Manager.
October 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
In 2016 I was so naive. I really thought all of Trump’s executive orders would be Big Macs.
September 30, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I wish it was standard practice that anytime you post an image of someone with a quote they said, you include a link to a video of them saying it, otherwise everyone can assume it’s fake.
September 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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September 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Over at Techdirt I wrote about how Trump FCC boss Brendan Carr and Ted Cruz have joined forces to fuck over poor rural school kids:
Trump FCC Boss Brendan Carr Joins Ted Cruz In Fucking Over Poor Rural School Kids
Last year, the Biden FCC passed a new rule that would help bring Wi-Fi access to school kids who struggle to do their homework online. More specifically, the rule allowed schools to leverage the FC…
www.techdirt.com
September 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Ever since we began doing standing ovations we have not really made any new ovation advancements and I think it’s time.
September 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Can we have a serious conversation about how Truck Nuts should be on the front of the truck?
September 5, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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I cannot wait for this John Candy doc. ❤️

m.youtube.com/watch?v=PrcQ...
John Candy: I Like Me - Official Trailer | Prime Video
YouTube video by Prime Video
m.youtube.com
September 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Here’s some cool baseball memorabilia. When I was growing up in Kansas City, KS, my dad owned an indoor batting cage business called Grand Slam USA. The Royals players would come to the cages in the off-season to do some training. #baseball #mlb
September 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
My dog doesn’t go on walks. He goes on saunters.
September 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Finally got to see Superman and I’m cracking up that anyone could have possibly considered this movie woke or liberal. If you see yourself in Lex Luthor you’re just a terrible person and it’s hilarious.
August 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Unless it was my job, I can’t imagine talking or even thinking about a company’s logo for more than 30 seconds.
August 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I’m at a hospital and just noticed there is a bank here and man that is really bleak. “Need to take out a loan so you can continue getting medical care? Step into my office.”
August 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
You know how sometimes you think you can save yourself a lot of time if you have your kids do some of the household chores for you but then you end up having to explain and re-explain what to do and then you have to micro manage them and finally you end up just doing it yourself? That’s AI.
#AI
August 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM