impressauve
impressauve.bsky.social
impressauve
@impressauve.bsky.social
2x 'Two-time' 2020-2021 back to back #LivingTheStream listener league winner.

Playoff loser in #SFBX #SFB12 #SFB14, and #SFB15
Z e s t y DTR
Caleb wildin with that cheese grater lmao
January 11, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Unc-spendables!
go hawks and all but I want the expendables to win the super bowl
January 5, 2026 at 3:12 AM
go hawks and all but I want the expendables to win the super bowl
January 5, 2026 at 2:49 AM
God bless the seahawks
December 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Can't wait for the next commercial
December 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
@dennycarter.bsky.social @lateroundqb.bsky.social no Marvin Harrison or trey Benson. Is daniels in over brisket for streamers? Also I just puked in my pants
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Yes ive been listening to the same shit for 20 years
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
SKOOOOOOOLLLL
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Ted Kennedy valet service pls
Klobuchar: "If they don't want to do anything about people's costs and their grocery bills and their healthcare, and pummel them with these punishing Trump tariffs, then we will simply have to beat them in the midterms."
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Toyotathon is cancelled box it up
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
@arif.bsky.social thots n prayers with you this week reefdawg. Impossible not to think of you when people talk turkey
NFL QBs as Thanksgiving dishes:

🦃 Sam Darnold = turkey

A lot of people claim to hate turkey. They say it’s dry. Bland. Well I say that’s a coaching/cooking issue!

It ain’t the 1.01 of meats, but in the right hands it gets the job done.

Trade it from the stove to the smoker and see what happens.
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Bo Nix throws tips
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
November 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
GENOOOOO
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Reposted by impressauve
November 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
October 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
@ dan Campbell being brave doesn't mean looking for trouble when you dont have to
a picture of a lion and a pig with the caption ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there ..
ALT: a picture of a lion and a pig with the caption ever wonder what those sparkly dots are up there ..
media.tenor.com
October 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Seahawks and bucs throwbacks might be the most elite combination in the league
October 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
*opening a pizza box to check my order like a drug dealer counting money*
Yeah we're good here
October 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Go hawks!!!!!
September 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Ok. Hear me out. Power Rangers Dynasty Warriors game.
September 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
'Raider football' is letting your qb get murdered with no calls
September 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I want to make it, literally, wit chu
Ruin a song by adding the word "literally" to the title.

Born to, literally, run
Ruin a song by adding the word "literally" to the title.

What a fool, literally, believes...
September 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Happy Birthday @dennycarter.bsky.social hard to believe ive had the honor of trolling you for almost a decade now, enjoy the seltzer
August 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM