John Von Rader
@impossibletraveler.bsky.social
Call me Impossible Traveler, because I’m the red flag everyone is looking for.
Sometimes I can tell when you’re going to delete your posts.
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Sometimes I can tell when you’re going to delete your posts.
She’ll still be engaged, don’t worry.
September 2, 2025 at 5:34 AM
She’ll still be engaged, don’t worry.
After all this time, you’re still deleting your best jokes, Tay, you coward.
August 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
After all this time, you’re still deleting your best jokes, Tay, you coward.
Dead internet theory is watching Russian laptops arguing with North Korean laptops and watching them both get retweeted by internet celebrities.
August 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Dead internet theory is watching Russian laptops arguing with North Korean laptops and watching them both get retweeted by internet celebrities.
I don’t think you need to apologize for going on a podcast.
I look forward to listening to them both.
I look forward to listening to them both.
July 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I don’t think you need to apologize for going on a podcast.
I look forward to listening to them both.
I look forward to listening to them both.
Actually, I find that eminently believable.
July 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Actually, I find that eminently believable.
That’s a lot of ChatGPT wrappers.
July 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
That’s a lot of ChatGPT wrappers.
Elon’s about to lose his government contracts for starting a political party that no one’s going to remember in a year.
This is extremely entertaining.
This is extremely entertaining.
July 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Elon’s about to lose his government contracts for starting a political party that no one’s going to remember in a year.
This is extremely entertaining.
This is extremely entertaining.
It’s amazing how accurately the internet shows us who has friends in real life.
July 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It’s amazing how accurately the internet shows us who has friends in real life.
You’d have thought his breakup with Trump would’ve been rock bottom for Elon’s ketamine problem…
But perhaps not.
But perhaps not.
July 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
You’d have thought his breakup with Trump would’ve been rock bottom for Elon’s ketamine problem…
But perhaps not.
But perhaps not.
This is the kind of game announcement we’d get in, like, 2012.
And I’m into it.
And I’m into it.
July 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
This is the kind of game announcement we’d get in, like, 2012.
And I’m into it.
And I’m into it.
Time to buy a puka shell necklace and get frosted tips.
July 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Time to buy a puka shell necklace and get frosted tips.
Put your phone down, take a good look at the ghoul in the mirror, and then go outside.
July 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Put your phone down, take a good look at the ghoul in the mirror, and then go outside.