Human Tumbleweed
impossible8.bsky.social
Human Tumbleweed
@impossible8.bsky.social
Is this a private fight or can anybody get into it?
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listen pinterest girlies we need to talk. you cannot be commenting “hear me out” on the pictures of incredibly gorgeous actors. that shit is reserved for like. the Minotaur. your 9th grade math teacher. a third-tier muppet. let’s get it together people
August 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
…then one day you wake up and your interest in dried fruit begins…
August 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
What is going on with the macbook and the scroll bar i am literally loosing my mind
August 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I don’t like when ice is too cold
July 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A beautiful Saturday morning interrupted by the cruelty of coincidence.
June 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
How long do we have before googling “Stylish Orthopedic Shoes” leads to a euthanasia pop-up ad?
June 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Vampire Weekend makes me want to punch people
June 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The more you learn of your friend, the more you understand yourself.

Book of Fish
June 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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June 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I cannot believe you can receive the worst news and in the process of dealing with it, you have to keep parenting your child like nothing is amiss
June 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The streetlights have been changed to ultra white LEDs and now i am nostalgic for that yellowy-orange night street i once had
June 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
June 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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You'd never know from the @nytimes.com and @washingtonpost.com front pages, but yesterday the President of the United States was asked if he needs to "uphold the Constitution," and his answer was "I don't know."
May 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My body weeps for unadulterated water, and yet i do not heed.
May 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

Advice to navigate the reality shit show that is our administration:

youtu.be/SlKao_Pox5A
Paul Anka and Lisa Simpson - Just don't look
YouTube video by Ninety Percent of Everything is Crap
youtu.be
May 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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There seems to be a large minority that thinks that they'll rule the world once they burn it to ash, not realizing that they'll be the ash
April 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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The penguins react to tariffs
April 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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March 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Wednesday is continually the worst day on earth and should be abolished
February 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“…Our endless and impossible journey toward home is in fact our home.”

–David Foster Wallace
February 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Kendrick is wearing my uniform. Please find out what shoes those are ASAP
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Greasing the pole is not a euphemism here
January 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM