J.S. Grump
@impcus.bsky.social
Nuzzi: His hair shone white, glistening bright as a Winter's day. When he spoke I was transfixed by his intense gaze, bewildered by his labyrinthine soul. It felt like falling, though into what I couldn't be sure. Was it the warm arms of his love... or the infinite depths of his nose hole?
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Nuzzi: His hair shone white, glistening bright as a Winter's day. When he spoke I was transfixed by his intense gaze, bewildered by his labyrinthine soul. It felt like falling, though into what I couldn't be sure. Was it the warm arms of his love... or the infinite depths of his nose hole?
There's only one option imo
October 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There's only one option imo
Ive long said Dems are a bunch of McClellans when we need a Grant. Just stand for something and fight for it, more so than any particular policy position what turns people off from Dems is they're wimps who dont stand for anything
October 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Ive long said Dems are a bunch of McClellans when we need a Grant. Just stand for something and fight for it, more so than any particular policy position what turns people off from Dems is they're wimps who dont stand for anything
Oh, the hype is out of control?
September 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Oh, the hype is out of control?
Ten percent of his indignation would be higher than the percentage of the American workforce in a union
September 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Ten percent of his indignation would be higher than the percentage of the American workforce in a union
"real men live with their lil brother"
September 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
"real men live with their lil brother"
Plenty has been said about Will's smug ass, but something I don't usually see pointed out is that it's never been easy to get by in this country, so his whole "things aren't that more expensive than they used to be!" schtick doesn't really work when things here have never worked that well
August 5, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Plenty has been said about Will's smug ass, but something I don't usually see pointed out is that it's never been easy to get by in this country, so his whole "things aren't that more expensive than they used to be!" schtick doesn't really work when things here have never worked that well
So the Neanderthals were getting *very* experimental, apparently
July 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
So the Neanderthals were getting *very* experimental, apparently
I voted for Kamala, dip shit, and I encouraged others to also. I guess I care enough about black people to not vote for the guy making friends with white nationalists
July 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I voted for Kamala, dip shit, and I encouraged others to also. I guess I care enough about black people to not vote for the guy making friends with white nationalists
I understand Amerifats eat a lot of hot dogs, but if the study is looking at habitual consumption I don't know how you can say there is no "safe" amount. You're telling me that if I eat a nutritionally perfect diet for my entire life but eat one hot dog my life will be shorter because of it?
July 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I understand Amerifats eat a lot of hot dogs, but if the study is looking at habitual consumption I don't know how you can say there is no "safe" amount. You're telling me that if I eat a nutritionally perfect diet for my entire life but eat one hot dog my life will be shorter because of it?
I think there's someone you forgot to ask
June 29, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I think there's someone you forgot to ask
But how could I learn about Nathan Bedford Forrest without this work of art?
June 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
But how could I learn about Nathan Bedford Forrest without this work of art?
I'll answer this: being a party that believes in nothing, they have internalized the idea that Americans are hopelessly xenophobic and that any message that acknowledtged the humanity of immigrants will lose them the Baileys.
June 16, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I'll answer this: being a party that believes in nothing, they have internalized the idea that Americans are hopelessly xenophobic and that any message that acknowledtged the humanity of immigrants will lose them the Baileys.
Guy on the right lookin like
June 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Guy on the right lookin like
The fiuckong gall to call anyone else immature when you're spending your life making Nintendo videos and posting with this goddamn pfp
June 9, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The fiuckong gall to call anyone else immature when you're spending your life making Nintendo videos and posting with this goddamn pfp