Derek 😮💨 & Bill 😾
@impanicking.bsky.social
Tea enthusiast ☕️🫖, cat servant 😾, chaotic neutral weak player in a doggy dog world
I love cooking but am not really motivated to cook for myself, so “Friendsgiving” is the perfect outlet :)
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I love cooking but am not really motivated to cook for myself, so “Friendsgiving” is the perfect outlet :)
Experimenting fish and scallop pie with coconut milk instead of milk 🤞 I love cooking but I am not really motivated to cook for myself so Thanksgiving is always a good excuse 🥹
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Experimenting fish and scallop pie with coconut milk instead of milk 🤞 I love cooking but I am not really motivated to cook for myself so Thanksgiving is always a good excuse 🥹
Finished wedding present for a wine loving, Platonist friend :) the grapes go from highly realistic to abstract geometric shapes 🕺 I decided that dark fern (black or deep purple) is going to be my signature!
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Finished wedding present for a wine loving, Platonist friend :) the grapes go from highly realistic to abstract geometric shapes 🕺 I decided that dark fern (black or deep purple) is going to be my signature!
This three legged baby refused to let go once I picked him up 🥹
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 AM
This three legged baby refused to let go once I picked him up 🥹
Dung beetle seems to be the perfect toilet decor 🥰 (the beetle is dark purple, not black)
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Dung beetle seems to be the perfect toilet decor 🥰 (the beetle is dark purple, not black)
Finally got to watch Sir Chloe live ahhhhhhh 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹😭
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Finally got to watch Sir Chloe live ahhhhhhh 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹😭
Work in progress, making my first jacket ✨
November 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Work in progress, making my first jacket ✨
My new absolute obsession: Rocky Horror Picture Show
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My new absolute obsession: Rocky Horror Picture Show
Drafting something for a friend’s wedding! Hope I can finish this in time. (She is a wine loving Platonist so I try to capture the spirit with the progression from realistic grapes to geometric shapes :D)
September 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Drafting something for a friend’s wedding! Hope I can finish this in time. (She is a wine loving Platonist so I try to capture the spirit with the progression from realistic grapes to geometric shapes :D)
Last project before summer break ends :’(
August 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Last project before summer break ends :’(
I think my embroidery skill has improved ✨
August 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I think my embroidery skill has improved ✨
Lucy Dacus @ Berkeley yesterday :’)
August 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Lucy Dacus @ Berkeley yesterday :’)
So crazy! I thought I lost all the poems I wrote as teenager but I just stumbled upon this. I forget what 18 y/o me was whining about. And I’m not good enough to get the English translation to preserve the rhymes & stuff. Might be the only of my poems that survives. A bit embarrassing, also cool
August 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
So crazy! I thought I lost all the poems I wrote as teenager but I just stumbled upon this. I forget what 18 y/o me was whining about. And I’m not good enough to get the English translation to preserve the rhymes & stuff. Might be the only of my poems that survives. A bit embarrassing, also cool
Aug 1. When all the “I will finish this over the summer or I will chop my dick off 😤” hit simultaneously
August 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Aug 1. When all the “I will finish this over the summer or I will chop my dick off 😤” hit simultaneously
From the scraps and needles I saved up from first month of sewing :)
August 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
From the scraps and needles I saved up from first month of sewing :)
Option 1. Hide in my car and drive there like a coward
Option 2. Walk all the way across town to the Shrek rave party in full muffin man costume
Option 2. Walk all the way across town to the Shrek rave party in full muffin man costume
July 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Option 1. Hide in my car and drive there like a coward
Option 2. Walk all the way across town to the Shrek rave party in full muffin man costume
Option 2. Walk all the way across town to the Shrek rave party in full muffin man costume
After 10 days, the bed I made him for his bday has dethroned the laundry basket to be his new fav spot 🥹🤧
July 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
After 10 days, the bed I made him for his bday has dethroned the laundry basket to be his new fav spot 🥹🤧
Wake me up at 5 am for cuddles, sent straight to air jail
May 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Wake me up at 5 am for cuddles, sent straight to air jail
Hahaha from a colleague, David is a student, I am chaotic neutral 😂
February 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Hahaha from a colleague, David is a student, I am chaotic neutral 😂
Look, if an atheist can celebrate Christmas, I can celebrate V day 😁
February 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Look, if an atheist can celebrate Christmas, I can celebrate V day 😁