Bryan
@imnotheretohelp.bsky.social
Scientist. Dark Humor. Critical thinking. Hyper aware. Inappropriate. Scorpio.
#imnotheretohelp
This is personal not professional profile
My science account for peers is @SharkEcology
📍Provincetown
#gay #biologist #ptown #scuba #travel #mushroom
#imnotheretohelp
This is personal not professional profile
My science account for peers is @SharkEcology
📍Provincetown
#gay #biologist #ptown #scuba #travel #mushroom
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Bryan
@imnotheretohelp.bsky.social
· Nov 16
5 Tennants I live by:
1) To improve is to change, To perfect is to change often.
2) Proper Preparation Prevents Problems.
3) Complaining without proposing a solution is called whining.
4) All feelings are valid regardless if they are rationale.
5) Do you want me to listen or do you want advice?
1) To improve is to change, To perfect is to change often.
2) Proper Preparation Prevents Problems.
3) Complaining without proposing a solution is called whining.
4) All feelings are valid regardless if they are rationale.
5) Do you want me to listen or do you want advice?
Trying to do the thing you and those around you are convinced will make you happy does not work if that thing. No matter how hard high try does not make you happy.
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Trying to do the thing you and those around you are convinced will make you happy does not work if that thing. No matter how hard high try does not make you happy.
September 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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September 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Shot.
Under an awning saying "prove me wrong"
While answering a question about gun violence.
Hmmmmmmm
Under an awning saying "prove me wrong"
While answering a question about gun violence.
Hmmmmmmm
September 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Shot.
Under an awning saying "prove me wrong"
While answering a question about gun violence.
Hmmmmmmm
Under an awning saying "prove me wrong"
While answering a question about gun violence.
Hmmmmmmm
Found Victor Jones this week. Spotify sendung me in directions!
We’re all animals, we’re all natural disasters
If Im coming at all these days, I’m coming faster than usual
I exist only in context, if we break up it’ll be on text
If we break up it'll be on the phone, cause I exist in context alone
We’re all animals, we’re all natural disasters
If Im coming at all these days, I’m coming faster than usual
I exist only in context, if we break up it’ll be on text
If we break up it'll be on the phone, cause I exist in context alone
The Baghdad Bengals
YouTube video by Victor Jones - Topic
youtube.com
August 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Found Victor Jones this week. Spotify sendung me in directions!
We’re all animals, we’re all natural disasters
If Im coming at all these days, I’m coming faster than usual
I exist only in context, if we break up it’ll be on text
If we break up it'll be on the phone, cause I exist in context alone
We’re all animals, we’re all natural disasters
If Im coming at all these days, I’m coming faster than usual
I exist only in context, if we break up it’ll be on text
If we break up it'll be on the phone, cause I exist in context alone
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Rick Perry, the former Texas governor and Trump energy secretary, has now dedicated his life to promoting the powerful psychedelic ibogaine.
How Rick Perry Became a Fervent Advocate for the Psychedelic Ibogaine
The former Texas governor and Trump energy secretary has now dedicated his life to promoting the powerful psychedelic ibogaine.
nyti.ms
August 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Rick Perry, the former Texas governor and Trump energy secretary, has now dedicated his life to promoting the powerful psychedelic ibogaine.
Scary times!
Paranoid Island: ICE in Key West
oxfordamerican.org
August 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Scary times!
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A face only a mother could love.
I'm kidding! She hated him too.
I'm kidding! She hated him too.
July 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
A face only a mother could love.
I'm kidding! She hated him too.
I'm kidding! She hated him too.
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Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’
July 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’
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In addition to being a #shark biologist ~2x a year I lead trips for an #LGBTQ #scuba company @gayscuba.bsky.social
My Bahamas trip during the 1st week of November was featured in the latest scuba diving magazine.
Hit me up with any questions about the lqbtq dive community.
#ocean #nature
My Bahamas trip during the 1st week of November was featured in the latest scuba diving magazine.
Hit me up with any questions about the lqbtq dive community.
#ocean #nature
Learning to Dive in the Bahamas
The Bahamas is home to calm, crystal-clear waters suited for beginner divers. Here, one diver hones their skills after getting certified in paradise.
www.scubadiving.com
May 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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The journey begins to the Virgin Islands for 6 weeks of shark tagging. Sites in the USVI have not been surveyed in 15-20 years. Juvenile census will be conducted on St Thomas, St John, Tortola & Anegada.
#shark #science #carribean
@gacasselberry.bsky.social
#shark #science #carribean
@gacasselberry.bsky.social
May 13, 2025 at 10:43 AM
The journey begins to the Virgin Islands for 6 weeks of shark tagging. Sites in the USVI have not been surveyed in 15-20 years. Juvenile census will be conducted on St Thomas, St John, Tortola & Anegada.
#shark #science #carribean
@gacasselberry.bsky.social
#shark #science #carribean
@gacasselberry.bsky.social
Normally both of these arnt on clearance at the same time except in ptown....
May 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Normally both of these arnt on clearance at the same time except in ptown....
MYTH: There weren’t autistic people in the past.
FACT: Who do you think categorized all the bugs?
theonion.com/autism-myth-...
FACT: Who do you think categorized all the bugs?
theonion.com/autism-myth-...
Autism: Myth Vs. Fact
According to the Centers for Disease Control, 1 in 31 U.S. children is diagnosed with ASD, also known as autism spectrum disorder. The Onion dispels the common myths surrounding autism. MYTH: Autism i...
theonion.com
May 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
MYTH: There weren’t autistic people in the past.
FACT: Who do you think categorized all the bugs?
theonion.com/autism-myth-...
FACT: Who do you think categorized all the bugs?
theonion.com/autism-myth-...
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"Donald Trump is a cunt."
May 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"Donald Trump is a cunt."
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Klepper sits down with a panel of transgender soldiers to see if they live a more “honorable, truthful, and disciplined” lifestyle than Trump
May 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Klepper sits down with a panel of transgender soldiers to see if they live a more “honorable, truthful, and disciplined” lifestyle than Trump
Fixed. All we needed was a VERY STRONG LETTER. With not one or 2 but 8 questions.
Yes you heard me right EIGHT QUESTIONS!
Yes you heard me right EIGHT QUESTIONS!
Schumer on the Democratic response to Trump's shakedown of Harvard: "We sent him a very strong letter just the other day asking eight very strong questions."
April 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Fixed. All we needed was a VERY STRONG LETTER. With not one or 2 but 8 questions.
Yes you heard me right EIGHT QUESTIONS!
Yes you heard me right EIGHT QUESTIONS!
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I would too.
Pope Dies After Meeting JD Vance
There are no coincidences.
www.thegodpodcast.com
April 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I would too.
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I am starting my journey home after visiting the #USVI and the #BVI getting ready for #shark season 25'
Last year, we tagged in the BVI 120 individual sharks (7 spp). Including this 12-foot female tiger shark that surfaced just a few miles east of where I was sleeping this morning! 🧪🦑🌊🌍🤿🦈🦠
Last year, we tagged in the BVI 120 individual sharks (7 spp). Including this 12-foot female tiger shark that surfaced just a few miles east of where I was sleeping this morning! 🧪🦑🌊🌍🤿🦈🦠
April 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
So the 8% / year was just a distraction!
i was told we are drastically cutting costs, everything from cancer research to meals on wheels to weather forecasts, because the country is on the verge of bankruptcy
Trump, Hegseth promise record $1 trillion Pentagon budget
The surprise announcement comes as the Defense Department prepares to lay off tens of thousands of civilians.
www.politico.com
April 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
So the 8% / year was just a distraction!
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Trouble in paradise?
Elon Melts Down Over Donald’s Tariffs
He’s lost $31 billion.
www.thegodpodcast.com
April 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Trouble in paradise?
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
The last 12 months made me feel like I'm astute on economic issues.
In face I am not.
But that's how obviously stupid everything proposed and enacted is. #economy #theworldonfire #wearefucked
In face I am not.
But that's how obviously stupid everything proposed and enacted is. #economy #theworldonfire #wearefucked
April 7, 2025 at 9:03 AM
The last 12 months made me feel like I'm astute on economic issues.
In face I am not.
But that's how obviously stupid everything proposed and enacted is. #economy #theworldonfire #wearefucked
In face I am not.
But that's how obviously stupid everything proposed and enacted is. #economy #theworldonfire #wearefucked