J Robyn
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J Robyn
@immarealunicorn.bsky.social
Living in PA but forever a NYer. Daughter, Sister, Aunt x2, Partner to E. Chief of Staff. CEO. Biologist. Writer. Nerd. Geek. Sarcasm is my love language. INTJ. 🦄. ♎️. I’m Bi - sexual and racial. 🇵🇷. 🩷💜💙. Thinking of running for office to rep PA in DC. 👩🏽‍💼
I just said this outloud to myself like twice before I realized what it sounded like and proceeded to slap my own face.
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Wait I’m using this hotel in my novel haha. Take allll the pics! Give allllll the feedback! :-) have the best trip!!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I think about doing this at least once a week.
October 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Not gonna like I though this was Hank Greens page, and phewww was that a ride of a double take. 😂😂 but agreed!
October 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
That sounds delightful. Mine was yesterday as well and I had to go for a global entry interview 😭
September 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hey, no clue what this is for BUT I promise you can do it! I’m going to Canada this week by myself, I’m terrified but also keep telling myself “you can do hard things.”

Trust me, it’s gonna feel so liberating! It’ll be scary and if you need to bounce, you can. But absolutely try. You got this 💚
September 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Yes, and guns. We’re pro-guns.
September 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Do they… like each other? I got a huge tension vibe. I mean, they’ve been together forever, I would have thought they would’ve been more… warm? I dunno how to explain it, Alexis looked uncomfortable. I don’t follow them so I’m not sure if that was normal?
September 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
They knew we’d read his lips so they panned away too.
September 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I audibly laughed out loud like a maniac. I can’t.
September 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’ve created like 15 boards in 2 days.
September 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I was on meetings literally all day, and I got this form my best friend. Can’t post the rest of that chat cause I’ll end up on a list but… yeahhhhh. lol
September 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Chicken teriyaki with rice!
September 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I would legitimately do things that are illegal in some countries to be up in NL right now. Please don’t ever stop posting photos. 💚
September 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
girl. (if i can say that, i don't see your pronouns) but lol.
September 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
hi! i cut off most of my family irl... i think you're good cutting off IGs! i certainly would be! :)
September 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM