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J Robyn
@immarealunicorn.bsky.social
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Living in PA but forever a NYer. Daughter, Sister, Aunt x2, Partner to E. Chief of Staff. CEO. Biologist. Writer. Nerd. Geek. Sarcasm is my love language. INTJ. 🦄. ♎️. I’m Bi - sexual and racial. 🇵🇷. 🩷💜💙. Thinking of running for office to rep PA in DC. 👩🏽‍💼
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I was on meetings literally all day, and I got this form my best friend. Can’t post the rest of that chat cause I’ll end up on a list but… yeahhhhh. lol
Screen shot of a text: “Did you see the video of Charlie Kirk?” “No” “I have the video of him getting shot” Screen shot of the first frame of the video Screenshot of a text that says HE WAS SHOT?
September 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Dolores agrees with Sarge. Time to put work away!
Silver mini schnauzer named Dolores sleeps on her mom’s lap because she doesn’t want her to use her laptop.
August 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Perfect.
A screenshot of an emergency alert from the state of Pennsylvania saying that they are experiencing a 911 outage. Individuals needing 911 are to call their local 911 centers on the non emergency line.
July 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Post yourself from another era.
An early 20s girl with blonde hair A teenage girl with a pink shirt and light blue jeans with a pink belt
June 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Netflix count your mfing days.

Someone say sike because I’m about to lose my mind.

For the low price of $6 a month you can add someone to your Netflix now.

I feel like I’m being punked.
Netflix screen with the text “want to share your account with someone who doesn’t live with you? Add an extra member.” It then has a CTA button that says learn more. There’s also an adorable robot at the bottom left of the screen that I as a 30-something year old made during the pandemic.
May 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
immarealunicorn.bsky.social
This man just said the price of eggs are down.

Lol um.

I don’t buy eggs often but…

Nov 24, 2024 $5.87 - Today (4/7/25) $7.34.

Someone help me, is $7.34 more or less than $5.87?
Walmart order from Nov 24, 2024 - egg price of 5.87 Walmart order of eggs at $7.34
April 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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The way I nearly spit out dinner reading this.

😂
Screenshot of an article. Text reads “ but that’s just the beginning of Murphy’s rejection of complacent responses to the new administration. The Senator understands that it is not enough for Democrats simply to refuse to sit in cushion seats for an hour – or more - as Elon Musk’s executive assistant put his best spin on policies that have already proven to be dramatically destructive both to the US economy, and to America’s global reputation.”
March 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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‘Cause, baby, now we got bad blood…
Girl with Snapchat devil filter
February 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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St. John’s, Newfoundland - Fat Bastard Burrito Co.

When I tell you this burrito was the greatest thing I’ve ever had AND ALSO it melted my face off with their mild sauce? If you’re ever there, go. GOOOOO. Trust me. Just beware of the hot sauce, shockingly, they do not play up there with spice!
Bag from a restaurant titled fat bastard burrito co.
January 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Well, we’re all gonna die soon anyway why not try to go out with a bang? 😏
Woman with glasses wearing a green sweater
January 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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My skyline did a thing…
Screen shot of my skyline with Jess asking what hobbies people have picked up, and immediately under it there is a photo of an embroidery crafting project that says “this too shall pass but like holy fuck”
December 10, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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I’m so sorry. Hoping for manageable as well. 💚 These little creatures are so helpless, it’s so sad 😔. Sending you so much love, if you ever need to talk feel free to reach out! Dolores is sending her love to Birdie too! 💚
An 8 pound mini schnauzer who thinks she runs the world. she is wearing a plaid outfit.
December 4, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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My mom had a stroke a year and a half ago. Her memory isn’t great and she’s getting frustrated. I’m making graphics on how to do common things around the house.

Today I made “How to Cook a Potato” and y’all, please look at what I designed for this. Someone take my Canva away. #stroke #recovery
Photo of a drawing of an oven with a potato in it that has eyes and a scared expression on its face.
December 2, 2024 at 12:28 AM
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Y’all I did this twice. First time: millionaire and happiness. Second time?

Second time: dead and fired.

Screaming.
A white box that has the word millionaire in black text. A white box that has the word happiness in black text. A white box that has the word dead in black text. A white box that has the word fired in black text.
November 26, 2024 at 12:29 AM
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Handed my niece my phone and she did my mastermind. Thank you very much CGK.
Photo of my mastermind from Taylor swift. It shows that I chose two of the correct surprise songs. Cassandra and mad woman.
November 23, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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:-)
November 21, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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I have this hanging on my bulletin board. Don’t beat yourself up too much, we’re all human!
Photo of a list that says what to do when you make a mistake. 1 - take 10 minutes to be upset about it, 2- do what you can to fix it, 3 - take a deep breath, 4 - forgive yourself and move on (repeat as needed).
November 18, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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Dolores may be even smaller than Fóa is, so probably not, but she knows she’s cute and uses it to her advantage! She’ll get both of them treats all day! :-)
This is a photo of a teacup mini schnauzer named Dolores. She is grey and white, and is wearing a plaid onesie outfit. She is smiling in the photo and is sitting on a couch with a light green cushion on the bottom and a dark grey in the back.
November 16, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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Dolores wanted to say Hi! To Fóa!
November 16, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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💚💚
November 13, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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“How is everyone?”

Everyone. 👇
Squared from SpongeBob torso with a button that says “I really wish I weren’t living through a major historical event right now!”
November 10, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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Dolores told me to tell you Hi Magnum!
A grey and white mini schnauzer staring at the camera sitting on a bed with a grey comforter. The dogs front paws are crossed, and the background of the photo is blurred.
November 10, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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Hi Leah and Stevie! I’m Jessi and this is Dolores! We’d love to be friends!
A grey and white mini schnauzer staring at the camera sitting on a bed with a grey comforter. The dogs front paws are crossed, and the background of the photo is blurred.
November 10, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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Picture of the torso of Squidward from SpongeBob with a button that says “I really wish I weren’t living through a major historical event right now!”
November 9, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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Dolores told me to tell you she cares about you 💚
November 7, 2024 at 1:23 AM