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Grover Norquist sure is quiet today

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

I think Teddy Ruxpin could have been one of the great actors of our time. Imagine his Hamlet.

The only thing I enjoy about Venmo is seeing which of my yt neighbors thank their Brazilian housekeepers in Spanish instead of Portuguese

yelling at people to not give into despair is not actually an effective strategy imo. let people feel their feelings and when they’re ready they’ll jump in. generally we need like, 500% less admonishing of people who are living through hell.

i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread

Noooooooo you can't say it's good that an evil person got killed in a way that makes countless other evil people worldwide real fuckin nervous all at once in a way that u can physically feel in the zeitgeist around you, that tickles the soul and delights the senses, what are you, some kind of ghoul

for a community of people centered upon leaving the Other Site, you sure do post an awful lot about it, the person who purchased it, and the ugly truck that person designed.

can we talk about something else?