Cheekbones McGee
@imkateyk.bsky.social
Writer for tech. Sarcastic AF. Opinions Mine. *moved over from the Twits w/same name. #genX #poet #resist #prochoice #mariners #gohawks
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Zuckerberg’s auditioning for Elon 2.0: Same billionaire hubris, fewer exploding rockets.
April 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Zuckerberg’s auditioning for Elon 2.0: Same billionaire hubris, fewer exploding rockets.
Time for a repost. If you don’t follow @theliamnissan.bsky.social you’re missing out on a good chuckle.
February 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Time for a repost. If you don’t follow @theliamnissan.bsky.social you’re missing out on a good chuckle.
“Mid, bro.” 🤣🤣🤣
Thou shalt accept that DEI didn't hold your career back -- you're just mid, bro.
January 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
“Mid, bro.” 🤣🤣🤣
Who doesn’t want to see this RN? Nobody. 💕
I just realized I haven’t introduced my miniature donkey to Blue Sky. He’s about 36 inches high and he guards the pasture from coyotes. True story.
This is Gus❤️
This is Gus❤️
January 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Who doesn’t want to see this RN? Nobody. 💕
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Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working
theonion.com/ram-wil...
theonion.com/ram-wil...
January 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working
theonion.com/ram-wil...
theonion.com/ram-wil...
Just over here explaining to one of the bosses how one executive order can ruin our entire contract renewal.
🥸🤦♀️
#howdidyounotknow
#facepalm
#DEIA
🥸🤦♀️
#howdidyounotknow
#facepalm
#DEIA
January 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Just over here explaining to one of the bosses how one executive order can ruin our entire contract renewal.
🥸🤦♀️
#howdidyounotknow
#facepalm
#DEIA
🥸🤦♀️
#howdidyounotknow
#facepalm
#DEIA
When you test an apologize. Gross.
A Long Beach college football coach sent me a threatening DM from his main account. I posted about it and it's getting some pickup from local publications.
LBCC football coach apologizes for ‘dumb’ message he sent to prominent progressive journalist
The 11-year coach said the message has reflected poorly on the school but stood by his criticism of the “journalist’s integrity.” The college has not said how it will handle the situation.
lbpost.com
January 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
When you test an apologize. Gross.
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More than 200 executive orders expected tomorrow.
Not one of them will lower the price of eggs.
Not one of them will lower the price of eggs.
January 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
More than 200 executive orders expected tomorrow.
Not one of them will lower the price of eggs.
Not one of them will lower the price of eggs.
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JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts
theonion.com/jd-vanc...
theonion.com/jd-vanc...
January 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts
theonion.com/jd-vanc...
theonion.com/jd-vanc...
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The report must be absolutely devastating.
November 15, 2024 at 6:08 PM
The report must be absolutely devastating.
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Stay strong my muchachos
November 13, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Stay strong my muchachos
seriously. Otherwise, he's just going to heavily suggest drinking raw milk. Apparently, he's not against vaccines, but sure does like to spout disinformation.
GET ALL OF YOUR VACCINES NOW PEOPLE.
November 15, 2024 at 6:41 PM
seriously. Otherwise, he's just going to heavily suggest drinking raw milk. Apparently, he's not against vaccines, but sure does like to spout disinformation.
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Thank god we killed bin Laden. At this point, it feels like Trump might appoint him to lead the national counterterrorism center if not.
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Thank god we killed bin Laden. At this point, it feels like Trump might appoint him to lead the national counterterrorism center if not.