Mister J
@imjustntimekay.bsky.social
I’m a teacher who believes in science, bad jokes and social justice. But I don’t want to talk about any of those things with anyone.
Immediately after I posted this, he asked me if I wanted a red apple…
December 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Immediately after I posted this, he asked me if I wanted a red apple…
OMFG… it doesn’t matter what country I’m in or what language they speak, I attract straight men.
December 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
OMFG… it doesn’t matter what country I’m in or what language they speak, I attract straight men.
Here’s the thing:
When u go to a bar/wp and ask a very basic question, such as, “How do I pay for my drink?” And their response is, “You get two free drinks!” And then look dumbfounded when I reply, “What if I want a third?” I have serious questions about planning.
When u go to a bar/wp and ask a very basic question, such as, “How do I pay for my drink?” And their response is, “You get two free drinks!” And then look dumbfounded when I reply, “What if I want a third?” I have serious questions about planning.
December 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Here’s the thing:
When u go to a bar/wp and ask a very basic question, such as, “How do I pay for my drink?” And their response is, “You get two free drinks!” And then look dumbfounded when I reply, “What if I want a third?” I have serious questions about planning.
When u go to a bar/wp and ask a very basic question, such as, “How do I pay for my drink?” And their response is, “You get two free drinks!” And then look dumbfounded when I reply, “What if I want a third?” I have serious questions about planning.
So my thoughts after watching the Star Wars Holiday Special are simply why did they lock this away in a vault but keep renewing Emily In Paris?
December 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
So my thoughts after watching the Star Wars Holiday Special are simply why did they lock this away in a vault but keep renewing Emily In Paris?
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
I watched the movie 3 times in theaters in Bangkok alone…
I watched the movie 3 times in theaters in Bangkok alone…
December 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
I watched the movie 3 times in theaters in Bangkok alone…
I watched the movie 3 times in theaters in Bangkok alone…
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minaj is on the verge of having her $20M home forcibly sold by the court to cover a $500K debt, in case you wonder what’s going on here
Nicki Minaj: “For young men, don’t be Newscum (Gavin Newsom) .. Dear young men, you have amazing role models like our handsome, dashing president...”
December 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
minaj is on the verge of having her $20M home forcibly sold by the court to cover a $500K debt, in case you wonder what’s going on here
The worst books I’ve ever read were the Crazy Rich Asians books… they were soooo bad they made Twilight look like F. Scott Fitzgerald by comparison.
December 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
The worst books I’ve ever read were the Crazy Rich Asians books… they were soooo bad they made Twilight look like F. Scott Fitzgerald by comparison.
I was on the side of Die Hard being a Christmas movie until I heard Macaulay Culkin’s explanation and now I have gone to the other side of aisle.
December 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I was on the side of Die Hard being a Christmas movie until I heard Macaulay Culkin’s explanation and now I have gone to the other side of aisle.
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It’s “where my background singers” / “show me that card again” season, @imjustntimekay.bsky.social 🎄🎶
Patti Labelle Where Are My Background Singers Subtitled - Captions
YouTube video by Jonah Sahn
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December 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
It’s “where my background singers” / “show me that card again” season, @imjustntimekay.bsky.social 🎄🎶
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December 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Deadliest Animals, ok folks 😕
December 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Deadliest Animals, ok folks 😕
@laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social lmaooo I just saw someone walking down the Bangkok version of Castro Street wearing a t-shirt from Bayside Church
December 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
@laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social lmaooo I just saw someone walking down the Bangkok version of Castro Street wearing a t-shirt from Bayside Church
My 90s board game starter pack:
And I won’t play them anymore. I swore off games like this after my ex made me play that awful Smokers of Qatar or whatever it’s called.
And I won’t play them anymore. I swore off games like this after my ex made me play that awful Smokers of Qatar or whatever it’s called.
December 17, 2025 at 8:46 AM
My 90s board game starter pack:
And I won’t play them anymore. I swore off games like this after my ex made me play that awful Smokers of Qatar or whatever it’s called.
And I won’t play them anymore. I swore off games like this after my ex made me play that awful Smokers of Qatar or whatever it’s called.
I’ll say this, the BTS & MRT make me miss BART.
December 17, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I’ll say this, the BTS & MRT make me miss BART.
Anaconda as a comedy?
Okayyyy
Okayyyy
December 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Anaconda as a comedy?
Okayyyy
Okayyyy
The thing about new Anberlin isn’t even the new guy, it’s that their music had evolved into something amazing, Silverline & Convinced are truly excellent. But with the new guy they’ve looped back to the beginning and lost that evolution. They’re still great, I just loved the progress.
December 16, 2025 at 11:04 AM
The thing about new Anberlin isn’t even the new guy, it’s that their music had evolved into something amazing, Silverline & Convinced are truly excellent. But with the new guy they’ve looped back to the beginning and lost that evolution. They’re still great, I just loved the progress.
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72% des Japonais sont favorables au mariage pour tou.te.s alors que leur nouvelle première ministre se déclare "fondamentalement opposée au mariage homosexuel".
Les Japonais en faveur du mariage pour tous, à contre-courant de leur gouvernement
La Haute cour de Tokyo a récemment déclaré que le mariage pour tous était inconstitutionnel, allant à l’encontre de l’opinion publique et des verdicts de plusieurs tribunaux régionaux. Des couples res...
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December 14, 2025 at 8:45 AM
72% des Japonais sont favorables au mariage pour tou.te.s alors que leur nouvelle première ministre se déclare "fondamentalement opposée au mariage homosexuel".
So i was ready to let it go but then you brought James Bond into the conversation..:
a woman is saying that there is no point in living if you can 't feel alive .
ALT: a woman is saying that there is no point in living if you can 't feel alive .
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December 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
So i was ready to let it go but then you brought James Bond into the conversation..:
My dumb ass is so funny.
“Why are you taking notes of my habits?”
“Bitch, I’m calculating your tab.”
“Why are you taking notes of my habits?”
“Bitch, I’m calculating your tab.”
December 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My dumb ass is so funny.
“Why are you taking notes of my habits?”
“Bitch, I’m calculating your tab.”
“Why are you taking notes of my habits?”
“Bitch, I’m calculating your tab.”
Happy Birthday to one of the greatest co-pilots in adventure I’ve ever had!
December 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Happy Birthday to one of the greatest co-pilots in adventure I’ve ever had!
What is scary is that it says it owns that likeness in perpetuity… so like, after I die I could still be in one of these things. This is crazy.
Kind of like that lady who sued DisneyWorld and Disney tried to argue she couldn’t since she signed up for Disney+, which calls for arbitration.
Kind of like that lady who sued DisneyWorld and Disney tried to argue she couldn’t since she signed up for Disney+, which calls for arbitration.
Netflix House is a trap. They just opened up one in Dallas. By entering, you will be signing away your image & likeness along with your child’s image & likeness, with no compensation at that. If y’all hate AI as much as y’all say, don’t go in there. Imagine how far this can really go…
December 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
What is scary is that it says it owns that likeness in perpetuity… so like, after I die I could still be in one of these things. This is crazy.
Kind of like that lady who sued DisneyWorld and Disney tried to argue she couldn’t since she signed up for Disney+, which calls for arbitration.
Kind of like that lady who sued DisneyWorld and Disney tried to argue she couldn’t since she signed up for Disney+, which calls for arbitration.
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Do you think hairless cats see a poodle after it’s been to the groomer and freak out about being bald?
a woman is typing on a laptop next to a lamp with the souligner.com written on the bottom
ALT: a woman is typing on a laptop next to a lamp with the souligner.com written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Do you think hairless cats see a poodle after it’s been to the groomer and freak out about being bald?
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