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imjbd.bsky.social
Jake-haw 🤠
@imjbd.bsky.social
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Follow for random millennial humor and occasional pics of Axel (tuxedo) and Atticus (gray), 3 y/o rescued littermate brothers who happen to be best friends ☺️🐈‍⬛❤️

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my professor just handed out lecture notes written by ch*tgpt
ben affleck smoking a cigarette looking absolutely done meme image
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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🥴🤠
apple music screenshot of the song I’m Not Ok by iLoveMakonnen playing
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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if ignoring all things political is wrong why does it feel so right
still image meme of Jo Frost from the tv show Supernanny looking unimpressed while holding a door closed with an outstretched arm.
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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🤓 // 🎶🎧
selfie of me apple music screenshot of the song “Sugar Sweet” by Mariah Carey & Shenseea feat. Kehlani
October 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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about to declare a world war on t-mobile
creepy digitally altered image from the horror film Insidious. image features a man’s head facing the camera, looking distraught and slightly off to the side, unaware of a creepy demon face sitting behind him peaking out from behind his head, half visible, staring at the camera. the demon face is red and has been digitally altered to have miley cyrus’s smiling meme face replace the original demon face.
October 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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digitally created big green button that reads “Stars- they’re just like us!” in all caps.
October 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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ik i’m like late as hell but noise cancelling earbuds are life-changing
An edited image of actress Miranda Cosgrovd sitting in a car. The image is edited to have her holding a marijuana vape pen and to make her eyes bloodshot.
October 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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she ATE for life with this one 🥵
screenshot of the song “Talking Body” by Tove Lo being played on Apple Music low-res cursed image of Shrek’s head on a green woman’s body in the style of the PC game Sims 1 holding up a cell phone to their ear with the added caption “I’m calling the police”
October 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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a crude photo of a blurry hand written protest sign that reads “our expectations for you were low but HOLY FUCK”
October 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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“here’s that attention you ordered” meme of a woman employee at mcdonald’s calling out a customer’s order.
October 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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a crude hand-written sign with black text on off-white paper hung on a white wall. the text reads “The Necessity of Violence”.
October 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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uber eats driver customer “support” 😀👏👏
September 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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oh look, it’s one the best albums ever written 🥹❤️
Screenshot from Apple Music of the album Saves the World by MUNA.
September 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Looks like I interrupted their busy day of napping and cuddling 😆🥹

#cat #cats #catsofbluesky #kitty #catlovers
Two adorable cats lay on a purple blanket on a grey couch, cuddling. One is a grey tuxedo and the other is a black and white tuxedo, both American Short Hair.
September 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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it should be Adrew
Screenshot of Spongebob on stage telling jokes looking awkward Screenshot from Spongebob of the fishs’ audience reaction to Spongebob’s mediocre stand-up routine. They are all looking unimpressed or uncomfortable.
September 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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spot the difference, impossible edition
ios26 logo screenshot of a google image search results for “swarm of bugs”
September 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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can anyone explain to me why i don’t understand iCloud and/or ANY of its settings when i grew up with the internet
low-res meme image of RuPaul in drag looking at a computer monitor with a forced smile.
September 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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i wonder if she agrees with, or simply appreciates this one?
Charlie Kirk quote. Image reads: On gun violence “I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the second amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” – Event organized by TPUSA Faith, the religious arm of Kirk’s conservative group Turning Point USA, on 5 April 2023
September 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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he would disagree
September 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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first day of cl*sses tomorrow ☺️
A colorful tip jar at a business with two separate slots and a “this or that” question posted above it; implying customers may put money into the slot of their choosing in order to “vote” on which option they prefer. The question in the photo reads: “Would you rather dye your hair blue for a year OR die”. The option “die” has been obviously digitally edited into the photo and has fully replaced whatever the second option originally was and is not viewable.
September 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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as much as i hate it there, i swear i was funnier on the bird app
A screenshot of the Pokemon Vileplume from the Pokemon anime series. Vileplume is standing up with its arms to its side, with an expressionless stare.
August 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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smoke break by chance
Meme of a golden retriever dog in a car with their head raised and eyes closed with the caption overlayed on the photo which reads “dog who is ‘going to be ok’”
August 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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cursed low-res image from the Simpsons of Homer and Marge sitting at the dining table looking perplexed but their faces have been swapped
August 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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shirt by sza
low-res screenshot image of Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants wearing a purple shirt. text has been added to the shirt which reads “Mom come pick me up I’m scared”
August 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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save me by jelly roll
low-res screenshot from the Pokemon anime series of three Chanseys standing next to a hospital bed where the Pokémon Ditto is laying and looking derpy
July 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM